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mrcraabs: i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to
queenstravelingdarling: mike-lovehall: deonsraw: twolazytwolie: jettestblack: Sir lol dis me. fuck bowlin. Rip his ankle 😂😂😂 His friends ain’t shit!!!! Hahahahaha
sirsgoodgirls: You better start fucking realizing that Sir doesn’t give a shit how important and respected you think you are in the outside world. In here you’re owned. And you’ll be fucking treated like it!!
godduh: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE that is not the intended use sir
hairybullbtm: flipflopguys: Hot shit 🍆🍆🍆🍑 More like this, sir
sticksareevil: theprincessofdiamondslives: sir-princess-of-221b: pelledreamo: guys abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy HOLY SHIT BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
cousinnick: moonblossom: I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you. HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT
csholla: Part 2: Boss: The only thing I want in your mouth is my Executive BBC. Unless you want me get rough with you, and you know how much I love that shit. Secretary: Yes Sir! I need that in the worst way though. Please just give it to me already.
lawebloca: the best ambulance
leia-reon: i-am-a-mushroom: tiredwinchesters: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
xoxoslxoxo: sir-cannon: This nutt was trying to get out ALL week… I was saving it for someone but she playing games 😒😂 My knees went weak for a second, can you tell?😅 This shit turns me on so much😩
theweedteacher: cutee-slutt420: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter…melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… This shit is the bees knees
gasskinpig: onmyfaceinwaikiki: Clean my shit hole boy. Yes sir. WILLST MEIN SKIN HARTEN POZ PA COCK IN DOINE INFIZIERTE ARSCHLOCH FOTZE..JA!
onmyfaceinwaikiki: Yeah bro you got me off but I’m not finished with you yet. So get back on your knees fag I gotta piss and shit. Got it?Yes sir.
2gagthefag: theyoungdomfltop: watch those fucking teeth boy- if i feel any of those fag teeth graze my alpha cock im gonna slap the shit out of you- then make you start all over again- Follow gag the fag SIR http://2gagthefag.tumblr.com
bromancing-the-stone: sir-hathaway: holy shit who is this Spencer Reed
cordeliaistheone: gondorks: sir-redcrosse: littlefindsforgot: ladyhistory: hobbitbutt: #i love that boromir’s genuinely like ”oh shit did i break a hobbit sORRY” #and merry and pippin are probably like WE BEEN HURT WORSE STEALING TURNIPS
aonootaku:leia-reon:i-am-a-mushroom:tiredwinchesters:condensedbloodmilk:the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
nospheratusblack666: shittier: sir-hathaway: what the fuck guys holy shit lmao haha
fuckmeharderthanbefore: hissluthiswhore: hiswhore-hersir: Those horny wheores in innocent nurse uniforms … . 😳 whoever said nurses are innocent?? quite the opposite Sir 😝😍 Fuck I want to fuck the shit out of her!
aonootaku: leia-reon:i-am-a-mushroom:tiredwinchesters:condensedbloodmilk:the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
the-shy-sir: Er… ‘cause then the chamber would… decompress… or some shit? I don’t even care; Cali Logan is amazing.
bitemebiatch69: Ohhh shit, yes sir
whatwewantwhatwedo: Holy shit our first post to go over 1000 notes! - Pet & Sir
aph-lithuania: sir-argues-a-lot: arcadequartermaster: A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. I just want to know how the guy got the knife’s temperature below absolute zero. That’s the kind of shit that gets you a nobel, man. i was scrolling
draggedqueens: theancientcistern: sir-hathaway: socialjusticebloger: I found a mechanic uniform you can check my oil anyday. Holy shit If by oil you mean my butt then yes you can check it
mr-swapmeet: acountrygirlcan: I like this shit. Christ… Well played sir.
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
goldenpoc: fearthemeat: My wedding day*wife says long romantic speech*me: i mean… u thick as shit so.. After that I’d be like “nvm sir OBJECTION”
makethatkittenpurr: I miss Sir a fuck ton so I’m finally going to share this great photo he took of me when I was blowing him. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT comment lewd and unwarranted shit on this picture because it is very special to me otherwise I’ll
oxfordsandafros: aceunibomber1906: justdobie: whenthingsgoterriblywrong: shootmeadub: Sir! Wooooow oh shit nah he needs to be tested…… Spider-Man
typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
assvengrrs: Customer Complaints. How may I help you?Um, my names Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin and I’m up shit creek, I’m in Holborn police station and my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help and–I’m sorry sir, wrong number.
d0mesticati0n:I ordered a pair of PocketDarkroom lenses today. Black, non-transparent lenses to make Foxy seeing nothing, to make her blind.We should go out for dinner soon!www.pocketdarkroom.dePlease find another post about that shit here.█ Sir Max
fuckyeahhistorycrushes: Henry of Navarre circa 1600 This fabulous sir is Henry of Navarre, a French king who was a BOSS and when he came into power, paid off opposing nobles instead of waging wars because he didn’t have time for that shit. Unlike some
austbondlover:the-shy-sir: This girl. Holy shit, this girl. Yep, that’s pretty much it. Great images from a site that is updated very sparingly
pig9317: darkside699: pig9317: pig in the mall carpark, udders out, getting it’s face slapped and oinking as punishment because it forgot to oink when speaking to Sir Dumb shit ..did not oink as it wrote this post..what a dumb fuck pig is..oh more
thesweettouchofdominance: janeslittleaddiction: Oh shit Pretty cool eh. See what I did there, I crack myself up hahahaha Wasn’t entirely sure I wanted to reblog this one. Sir has enough ideas on his own. x_o
queenzenus:Blue Ivy about to release a album with tracks like: 1. 5 Years Strong 2. My Daddy Ain’t Shit ft. Solange 3. I Got It From My Mama 4. Bitch This Is Good Hair 5. Interlude 6. Worth More Than Your Life ft. Rumi and Sir 7. North West Is Only
