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mrcraabs: i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to
godduh: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE that is not the intended use sir
aonootaku:leia-reon:i-am-a-mushroom:tiredwinchesters: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
onmyfaceinwaikiki: Feeding time queer. Eat my shit. Yes sir.
oioisound: informed-consent: So, your teacher wasn’t all he appeared to be. You’re going to learn a whole new form of service now son! Shit yeh bust me balls sir fuk make me cry
aonootaku:leia-reon:i-am-a-mushroom:tiredwinchesters:condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
asgardreid: howtobeterrell: I dont know who u are kind sir but bless u Reginald D. Hunter, he’s the shit.
everthekinkier:sir-and-hisgirl: I get this. Especially amateur porn…..I’m like all into it but then have urge to wanna straighten up all the shit in the background and subsequently lose my lady boner. On tumblr this happens all the time!!!
ilikeblackcocks: diorminaj: freakxxl: thuggishthugs: Horny Big Dick Black Thug Daaamn daddy Hot That nigga can come by my house any day of thw week with that big ass dick and fuck the shit out of me Yes sir so sexy thug mmm I’ll do him
riccohmu: Mari and jamario Mmm yes sir hot shit
fartfreak69: lettemeatcake: Video submission: Kik : jxryda Submit your sexy ass pics an freaky vids to Lettemeatcake.tumblr.com or hit me up on kik kik:qute2 Pussy was excited love that shit yes sir
freakyboysonly: Walked in on my lil bro watching gay porn. He tried to hide it … asked him if he liked that shit he tried to ignore me and I walked up to him, he pulled my dick out and told me to give him some Yes sir need next
dogslug: coconutthegreater: thelegendofkungjew: chiffon-rabbit: the-mcfucker-tm: sexhaver: i hate being from texas because i get shit like this shared unironically on my fb news feed If you are implying this is in anyway bad, you sir, are mcfuckin
emmathepaintdragon: kai-ni: mesopelagic: wemblingfool: mesopelagic: i would like to see… a little lizard Here you go that sir is far too small! holy shit @elektronx
cousinnick: moonblossom: I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you. HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT Gdzie mój rag “kicz”?
allforthegains: drwannabe: Roelly Winklaar holy mother fucking shit I am jelly the shoulders, what the actual fuck. damn man. and the lats. good job sir. good job. *all the awards*
phantomshaman: everthekinkier: doctor1462: ctmastbater: How long do you think you could last bound to this chair sitting on that vibrator Put me to the test, Sir! Mmmm >;) Holy shit!
copperbabe: lifeandwonders: iverbz: thetallblacknerd: tarynel: WHAT IS THISSS WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE? What is that brown stuff that looks like shit? i think she’s tryna poison you, sir.
cousinnick: moonblossom: I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you. HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT
123youshowme: yes-sir-please: her That’s some sexy shit
cordeliaistheone: gondorks: sir-redcrosse: littlefindsforgot: ladyhistory: hobbitbutt: #i love that boromir’s genuinely like ”oh shit did i break a hobbit sORRY” #and merry and pippin are probably like WE BEEN HURT WORSE STEALING TURNIPS
styrofoamjezus: nijuukoo: florenceofalabia: nogoodison: trinathewolf: peppapigvevo: OH MY GOD SIR WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE THE CAPTION THAT LINKS THE VIDEO OF THIS MASTERPIECE HOLY CRAP I NEARLY WENT TO THIS KICKING MYSELF Fucking shit brilliant
leia-reon: i-am-a-mushroom: tiredwinchesters: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
orcboxer:orcboxer:orcboxer:my most controversial ship? heh…the Thomas W Lawsonmotherfucker unlimited you like that? I got more, how bout the SS BessemerThis experimental piece o’ shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
kitfisto: imagine: your at subway with zayn getting lunch. you ask him “uh sir do u want shit on ur sub”
faggotryngendersissification: Erm…hello Officer! I was…err…just on my way to a Halloween party.It’s February…!…oh….err…Hmmm got something to hide?No…no Officer.Step out of the car please…SIR.Oh shit…F.A.G.S.
onmyfaceinwaikiki: Lick my pits clean faggot, then get on you’re knees i gotta take a shit and you’re the toilet. Yes sir. // // ]]>
typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
adventurouskittensub: Another installment of the “yup, it’s in her ass” series…this cute “little” porn star hand mold! I got SO.FUCKING.CLOSE to getting Sir’s hand in my ass but holy shit he’s got big hands and I had to call it. But
queenstravelingdarling: mike-lovehall: deonsraw: twolazytwolie: jettestblack: Sir lol dis me. fuck bowlin. Rip his ankle 😂😂😂 His friends ain’t shit!!!! Hahahahaha
rickygervaisbombasstitties: teddypup: dont forget and oh my thank you sir always appreciate a good QUIT YOUR SHIT reaction image
shellylynn: buzzfeedgeeky: Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via] What little shits.
gluten-free-pussy:My coworker thinks he’s freaky because he eats pussy like sir that’s literally entry level foreplay, call me when you upgrade to the real shit like the rest of us
tom-sits-like-a-whore: whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
bohemu: emogentcorp: pondermoofin: ask-thepastaguy: il-amente-falso: (HOW THE FUCK-) [HOLY SHIT— BEST COSPLAYER!!] ALL THE AWARDS. Flameo, sir. FLA-ME-O. I’m 80% sure I know this guy. Panda, you’re a gif now! Congratulations bb! There’s
dj3y3: A lot of people probably know this by now but the next rap battle is confirmed to be… Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye Holy shit
bdsmfratsmuscles: fagformen: almost there faggot… remember you loose a drop and I’m gonna fuckin beat the shit outa you…. not gonna miss a single drop, Sir! it would be unforgivable.
shamelessjoy: mr-pussy-crusher: honeycomb69: toetown: bishoprevdr: meatgod: blackgirlpornblog: killakillakadafi191: On my to do list hell yeah! Doing this tonight, meatGod approved Oooooooohhhhhh Shit!!!!!!!! Yes Sir !!!!! Amazing… Bucket
lance-corporal-rivaille: Mikasa is not taking none of your shit sir
subraunchpig: azpigholes: Hell ya Yes Sirs one of the dirtiest and submissive shit fag
edcapitola: thiscockthatcock: homotoiletsex: “Shit, that’s my Mom… sorry Sir, gotta take it.” Follow http://www.thiscockthatcock.tumblr.com/ Follow me at http://edcapitola.tumblr.com
doctorwhoshotya: dynastylnoire: rhaynecoleman: untouchmyhair: Y’all ain shit 😂😂 Sir! the lack of chill “uncle ben’s parents” GOOOOOODBYYYE
smittygirl: You know what? They look lovely, sir. You rock that shit. Rock it HARD.
Coffee and .. not cigarettes .
sirsplayground: dominateherownher: My dude passed the mini manly test. 1. He’s pulling her hair. 2. She’s roped up & 3. He’s spanking her ass. Real manly shit. :) Today’s theme Sir
sirsplayground: Shit photo I know but, here have some 34G’s Thank you for your submission. Sir
sirsplayground: we—like—bondage: Posting some br00tal shit. \m/ - D Today’s theme Sir
naughtynanny: snowbunnyhuntin: He delivered BIG time NOW!💋😈 holy shit this just turned me so much😈💦 I would be Cumming multiple times sir 💦💋
catpun-ameowrica: IF YOU USE THIS TERM LIGHTLY, YOU NEED TO GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE. PEOPLE SUFFER THROUGH THIS SHIT. I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. GOOD DAY, SIR AND/OR MADAM.
draxeon: sir-ryan-lancelot: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO I actually had that exact reaction That’s