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typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
vcrizzle: dynastylnoire: politicalsexkitten: John Legend doesn’t take shit. GO IN SIR human. citizen. taxpayer. i’m in my lane, homie.
orcboxer:orcboxer:orcboxer:my most controversial ship? heh…the Thomas W Lawsonmotherfucker unlimited you like that? I got more, how bout the SS BessemerThis experimental piece o’ shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin
gunslingaaahhh: karlsparxxx: browncoatfromtheshire: M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’. O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness? M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer. :( holy shit SOB SOB
seacrit14: saggerboxxx: ratchetbwoi: RatchetBwoi being Ratchet in the city Sir it’s day and you’re in a complex. Quite bold Hott shit
gymbear3200: straightdad8: Awww fuck dad. Shit. Mmmm. Dad that’s fucking good… Nail him good, Sir!
grandpa-cat: fallopianpubes: cousinnick: moonblossom: I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you. HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT hnnnnnnn That’s the most beautifully
talysia: uppitylittlehomo: pharaohphil: brotaterchip: Don’t pull the emergency deployment string! dude on the left is just like “nope, not this shit again” It took me way too long to notice the guy who pulled the string. Sir, are you ok?
jockloads: domtop2u: domnator2: Oh yeah, oh shit yeah, I’m gonna cum. As I’ve said…a SIR worth his salt, can make a fags toes curl and cramp with a good fucking. Thrust
blue-eyed-hanji: tribalpunk: I lost my shit in class today because I was looking through this binder that the professor had that had different kinds of masks and under the “commedia” section it had this sir that aint no italian theature that’s
aph-lithuania: sir-argues-a-lot: arcadequartermaster: A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. I just want to know how the guy got the knife’s temperature below absolute zero. That’s the kind of shit that gets you a nobel, man. i was scrolling
fartgallery: party store employee: do you need any help with anything sir? me: *remains silent so they dont find out i just inhaled a shit ton of helium*
momentsandmementos: Watch both of Sir Ken Robinson TedTalks here [x] [x]. I adore them both. If you give two shits about education these are a must watch.
godduh: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE that is not the intended use sir
aonootaku:leia-reon:i-am-a-mushroom:tiredwinchesters:condensedbloodmilk:the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
onmyfaceinwaikiki: YOU happy now? GOOD. Now drink my piss faggot, then we’ll see how good a shit eater you are. YES SIR.
ea5e95: shittier: sir-hathaway: what the fuck guys holy shit lmao Goddamnit.
queenofthebaras:frankly sir i just do not give a shit
amywantscockanddrugs: holy shit I still remember the first time back in Texas when Sir & Mistress used one of those on me *giggle*
ch0kewh0re: Throw back to when Sir made me read bible scriptures while he whipped the shit out of me.
Time to get pissed off at stupid fucking elitists on fRO forums.“you can go for the build you want, but none will accept you for WoE parties without the asura/hell gate build.”And you, dear sir, can eat shit, choke on my dick and DIE. What
perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
admiralamott: The Doctor walking to his death but without the music
cocoa-butterrkisses: kallismomma: seniorfresh: secondclassvines:“I was tired” Bruh how tired you gotta be to hideout in a dryer 😂😂😂 ”go on about your business sir” 😂😂😂 you ain’t seen shit This mane. 😂😂😂
bethcabforcuties: bethcabforcuties: who invented king arthur’s round table? SIR CUMFERENCE BLESS 1000 PEOPLE APPRECIATE SHIT JOKES
sticksareevil: theprincessofdiamondslives: sir-princess-of-221b: pelledreamo: guys abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy HOLY SHIT BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
“Sir I’m going to need you to calm down.” “DON’T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME LADY I MAKE YOUR YEARLY SALARY EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT”
mrcraabs: i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to
who-are-you-anyway-sir:my-happy-little-lester: itsmemacleod: callmebliss: cobblestones-brokenbones: okhaley: 127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr
xocolatl-xenomorph: cosmicxwonderland: lovinglydull: callmeinfinite: -deadly: oh my god i fucking shitted my pants after seeing this. IT’S FUCKING CUTE. ASHFKJASHFJKAHSJKLHASKJFHAKLSFHASKLHFAS. Reporting for duty, sir. aslkfaskdjfla;sj;f sadfal
aonootaku:leia-reon:i-am-a-mushroom:tiredwinchesters:condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
biglars21: daddydawgs: yes, sir. Cocky little fucker holy shit
mydogsnokes: o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper Excuse me, sir/madam! That sounds an awful lot like the 80’s!
onmyfaceinwaikiki: Get over here faggot. I gotta shit. yes sir. yum
onmyfaceinwaikiki: nonwrestlingwrestlers: Follow http://nonwrestlingwrestlers.tumblr.com On your knees faggot. I need a toilet and you’re it. So first off you drink my piss and spit then you’ll eat my shit. yes sir.
abrasiveangel: ebbaliciousz: jonesydaking: blacktemple: kingjaffejoffer: b-tchforshort: dumbesttweets: pray for the youth. -____- submission from missteyk Three dots. You, sir, ain’t shit. You honestly think the Weeknd can right a great
oddlondoner: unsexybeast: strugglingtobeheard: searchingforknowledge: hamburgerjack: deliciouskaek: i-killed-the-kkk-with-malcolm: sir-robot-vagina: sanityunderpressure: fly boy shit Really? I got nothing for this nigga. What the fuckity
swallowthatshit: uppitybitchh: woodmeat: sir-willlyams: queenciityconfidential: woodmeat: What’s the most flagrant shit yall did this year? Don’t lie Spent two hours kissing cuddling and getting the suck from a girl just to send her home at
queenzenus: Blue Ivy about to release a album with tracks like: 1. 5 Years Strong 2. My Daddy Ain’t Shit ft. Solange 3. I Got It From My Mama 4. Bitch This Is Good Hair 5. Interlude 6. Worth More Than Your Life ft. Rumi and Sir 7. North West Is Only
cordeliaistheone: gondorks: sir-redcrosse: littlefindsforgot: ladyhistory: hobbitbutt: #i love that boromir’s genuinely like ”oh shit did i break a hobbit sORRY” #and merry and pippin are probably like WE BEEN HURT WORSE STEALING TURNIPS
leia-reon: i-am-a-mushroom: tiredwinchesters: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
deepdickmyass: meechylee69: Fucked that shit up that night 💦😏😉👌🏽🍆 Yes sir… you did!
the-light-arrow: Here ya go, sir. :xlethal-corruption holy shit Rob I am DYING!!
pdviril: 18milanfag: colognepissaction: kinkmaster4boy: what does a faggot do when it’s thirsty and Sir is not around? Holy Shit. 😜 Un frocio assetato di piscio caldo WHAT THE FUCK FAG!!
csholla: Part 2: Boss: The only thing I want in your mouth is my Executive BBC. Unless you want me get rough with you, and you know how much I love that shit. Secretary: Yes Sir! I need that in the worst way though. Please just give it to me already.
sirsplayground: 64hz: holy shit Love her hard nipples Sir
hovno2: petra-36: sir-bbwlover: Holy shit, that’s hot! Wow mega geil. Grrr.😘 Herrlich die beiden Fotzn mhhm
videoflesh: the second opening animation for Sailor Moon is literally one of the most aesthetically pleasing things I’ve ever seen so here’s the creditless / textless version
queenofthebaras: frankly sir i just do not give a shit
sotightandshiny: littlebrokenbarbiedoll: Sir likes me to do this sometimes. I think she’s so much prettier this way, don’t you? I tell her to paint her asshole the same as her mouth, since nothing but shit comes out of both. This all teaches her
sfwhitechocolate: blackmenworship: sissywhiteboy4bbc: submissivepigs: Clean out that shit hole, white boy. Hmmmm… Love to Sir! WHITE SLAVES FOR BLACK MASTERS! BBC RULES!!BLACK GODS!! WORSHIP BLACK MENS & BOYS AS GOD! WORSHIP BLACK COCKS &
123youshowme: yes-sir-please: her That’s some sexy shit
rickraunch: Suck me off while I’m taking a shit. I will sir
armaniblanco: xomadamecupcake: sir-hathaway: demonsee: Low Poly Lara Croft This is the best thing ever POINTY BOOBS INCLUDED Now all they need is abnormally sized ants and shit
karlsparxxx: browncoatfromtheshire: willliamgraham: M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’. O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness? M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer. :( holy shit
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