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daily-showerthoughts: As kids we think it’s cool when we run into friends at the mall or grocery store. As adults we hope to run all our errands and get home without being noticed.
daily-showerthoughts: Advertisements always say “these are real people, not actors.” but actors are real people.
daily-showerthoughts: Chilli peppers must be pretty pissed off. They go through millions of years of evolution to be painful to eat, and now we’re eating them because we enjoy that pain
daily-showerthoughts: When you’re on the north or south pole, you can choose what timezone you want to be in.
daily-showerthoughts: We aren’t undergoing an extinction event… we are the extinction event.
daily-showerthoughts: Sometimes dogs can seem really intelligent and emotionally understanding; then they go outside and step around in their own shit and you’re reminded that they’re just animals.
daily-showerthoughts: Imagine applying for a job at Google and they pull out your search history…
daily-showerthoughts: PornHub’s website has a black background so it doesn’t hurt people’s eyes, since most people use the website at night.
daily-showerthoughts: Having to thank like, 3-4 people every time you sneeze or risk appearing impolite seems to be an unnecessary and silly ritual.
daily-showerthoughts: You only notice how much you have scrolled down when you scroll up to the top again
daily-showerthoughts: You never hear about the Bermuda triangle anymore.
daily-showerthoughts: A cup of water is a just a domesticated puddle.
daily-showerthoughts: A lot of people were probably falsely accused of poisoning someone before food allergies were understood.
daily-showerthoughts: The person you’ve communicated with most is yourself, via your internal monologue
helpmedudes: daily-showerthoughts: - In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time Are
daily-showerthoughts: Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself
felicorvid: just-shower-thoughts: I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day
