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Pretty sure I’m giving all of my friends second hand depression
just-shower-thoughts: If someone else caused you as much trouble as you cause yourself by procrastinating, that person would be your sworn enemy.
the-kittyscarf: I just looked at the notes of the showerthoughts post about peeing in a bottle and i’m lmao
femdomunicorn: daily-showerthoughts: Some injuries are so painful that you need to scream, and there are injuries that are so painful that you kept silence. Fuck this hit home so badly. Too true..
tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff
daily-showerthoughts:Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting for someone to put it out. But everyone around you is like, “What fire? Don’t worry about it.”
daily-showerthoughts:A better term for bisexual would be ambisextrous. XD lol
anthroanim: bagelcollector: Got an idea from a recent reddit showerthought :) Oh gee, this has potential…
daily-showerthoughts: Manatees are also known as sea cows, but they should REALLY be known as moomaids.
daily-showerthoughts: The main difference between me and my cat is that when she sleeps all day and does nothing productive, she doesn’t feel crushing guilt and overwhelming societal pressure.
littletiddygothgf: daily-showerthoughts: 5 is like an honorary even number why does this make sense?
jadonyart: Commission for BioticEmu of his lizard gal, Lin, letting her mind wander. #showerthoughts
daily-showerthoughts: As a millennial, the thought of owning a decent house with a nice yard is basically a fairytale at this point.
halharl-infigar: the-space-trashcan: daily-showerthoughts: As an adult I have learned it is more work to avoid work than to just get busy and do some work. You obviously don’t have executive dysfunction lmao every time there is always one
just-shower-thoughts: We push so hard for every pet owner to spay/neuter their pets and adopt because of over population in shelters but we don’t encourage humans to do the same when we have an over population problem. One, humans don’t have
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daily-showerthoughts:I would gladly pay more in taxes if every child in the public school system was guaranteed a healthy lunch.
yourbigsisnissi: daily-showerthoughts: Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants
felicorvid: just-shower-thoughts: I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day Oh get a room you two
queen-of-fallen-angels: sushinfood: tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT
just-shower-thoughts: If you lose your left arm your right will be left and you’ll be all right.
just-shower-thoughts: Luke Skywalker defeated the Empire single handedly.
just-shower-thoughts: That Google Chrome “what tab is being noisy?” speaker icon should function as a mute button.
just-shower-thoughts: Security guards working at Samsung stores should be called Guardians of the Galaxy.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve been using AdBlock for more than five years; I have no idea what the internet actually looks like.
just-shower-thoughts: Since our voices always sound cooler to ourselves than when on a recording, I can only imagine what Morgan Freeman sounds like to himself when he’s talking.
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a Sesame Street for adults, where complex/difficult concepts, like trigonometry or arbitration vs. going to court/trial, are broken down and explained by puppets.
just-shower-thoughts: Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t have enough money for a tip, you don’t have enough money to order delivery.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if in 50-60 years there will be TV-Shows like Boardwalk Empire,which take place during the “marijuana-prohibition”.
just-shower-thoughts: In Pacific Rim, the humans defeated the Kaiju with a Jäeger bomb.
just-shower-thoughts: Many of us will be the last people in the course of human history to have experienced life without computers and Internet.
just-shower-thoughts: If everyone is always thinking outside the box, wouldn’t thinking inside the box really be thinking outside the box?
just-shower-thoughts: You know you’re an adult when you finally understand why it would be so exciting to win a brand new bedroom set on Price is Right.
just-shower-thoughts: Cyber Monday is the perfect day to unsubscribe from all unwanted marketing emails because you’ll be emailed by every single one of them.
just-shower-thoughts: Blunt can mean straight to the point, however there are no points on blunt objects.
just-shower-thoughts: If you make a killing you make a lot of money. If you make a living you make enough to get by.
just-shower-thoughts: Learning to code has totally fucked my google search history. For example, “Do you fork a child before or after you kill the parent?”
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many item features I don’t know about because I have never read a instruction manual for anything.
just-shower-thoughts: I check Facebook like I check my fridge: returning every few minutes only to be disappointed, and leaving.
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daily-showerthoughts: The voice in your head always stays the same volume
ladynehemah: tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff As if I didn’t need anything else to think about at night when I’m trying to fall asleep lol.
daily-showerthoughts: Chuck-E-Cheese is just a Casino with training wheels.
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fuck-you-showerthoughts:stgram:fuck-you-showerthoughts:just-shower-thoughts: Birth is a curse and existence is a punishment. Go to therapy you depressed bitch let me suffer in peace please Absolutely not. Things will get better and that is a threat.
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