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yourbigsisnissi: daily-showerthoughts: Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

not-your-typical-indian-guy: foma-b-gomery: obscurityandbeyond: tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff These fucked me up about the 1st one tho: If you

jadonyart: Commission for BioticEmu of his lizard gal, Lin, letting her mind wander. #showerthoughts

helpmedudes: daily-showerthoughts: - In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time

littletiddygothgf: daily-showerthoughts: 5 is like an honorary even number why does this make sense?

fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: We’re addicted to unconsciousness, and tiredness and fatigue are withdrawal symptoms. Oh yea and we’re addicted to breathing and death is a withdrawal symptom. Shut up.

just-shower-responses: fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields. This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes

daily-showerthoughts: I would gladly pay more in taxes if every child in the public school system was guaranteed a healthy lunch.

It’s wild to realize that when it gets to hot planes can’t fly because the air isn’t thick enough

yourbigsisnissi: daily-showerthoughts: Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

ck-480: daily-showerthoughts: A couple inches of white paint is all that separates millions of cars from crashing into each other if you put a redditor on a backroad with no markings they just drive directly into approaching traffic

helpmedudes: daily-showerthoughts: - In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time Are

littletiddygothgf: daily-showerthoughts: 5 is like an honorary even number why does this make sense?

just-shower-thoughts: fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well. No it doesn’t moron

fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough :/

fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough :/

fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts:Deadpool could be incredibly rich if he kept selling his organs For the last god damn time. The dude. Is full. Of CANCER.

fuck-you-showerthoughts:just-shower-thoughts: Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick. Now THIS is a shower thought

fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: It doesn’t matter WHY a psychopath does crazy shit but broadcasting that answer just tells the next person the world will care about their reason next.

assassinationtipsforladies:fuck-you-showerthoughts:just-shower-thoughts: The beauty of National Parks are reminders of what the entire earth could look like if humans weren’t around . Casual reminder that many landscapes in US national parks are

thepigeongazette: yo real talk the realization of my own mortality hit me via #showerthoughts when I was 11

queen-of-fallen-angels: sushinfood: tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT

tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

daily-showerthoughts: The morning after a relationship ends, you wake up twice: once when you open your eyes, and once when you remember that everything is different now.

tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

felicorvid: just-shower-thoughts: I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

seattlejasmine:http://seattlejasmine.tumblr.comMaybe popular is just a nicer word for slut…#showerthoughts #slut

drapedinjade: daily-showerthoughts: If we all agreed to stop ironing, creases would become the new global norm allowing humanity to free itself from the tyrannical grip of the iron industry forever. Millennials killed the ironing board industry

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts: Why not have a 5¢ deposit on plastic bottles like they had with glass way back when, it would at least help clean the planet a little…

daily-showerthoughts: The phrase “I’m coming to get you,” could be the most terrifying or most comforting thing anyone ever says to you.

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts: When trips to Mars become possible, we should put Golden Tickets in Mars bars.

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts: The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

daily-showerthoughts: People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate the level of respect to give you.

daily-showerthoughts:The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts: Scotch aged 12 years sounds a lot better than Scotch from 2005.

daily-showerthoughts: The phrase “I’m coming to get you,” could be the most terrifying or most comforting thing anyone ever says to you.

yourbigsisnissi: daily-showerthoughts: Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

daily-showerthoughts: If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts:The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

daily-showerthoughts: If you cut a hole into a net, there are fewer holes in it than before.

daily-showerthoughts: Hallmark movies are porn acting without the porn @sft425

tastefullyoffensive: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

just-shower-thoughts:People with anxiety are basically way too aware of being alive

daily-showerthoughts:I would gladly pay more in taxes if every child in the public school system was guaranteed a healthy lunch.

daily-showerthoughts: The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

daily-showerthoughts:The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

daily-showerthoughts: When someone is telling me a story they already told me, I let them tell it again to see if it changes at all.

daily-showerthoughts: Though they’d never admit it, much of modern society would love the return of actual gladiator battles and other medieval “sports”

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts:If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

daily-showerthoughts: It’s ironic that most wallpapers for computers and phones are pictures of the outside.

daily-showerthoughts: When junk food has labels like “0 Trans Fat” or “Gluten Free”, it’s no different than if Betty Crocker advertised that their Brownies are now “Boneless.” They were never there to begin with.

daily-showerthoughts: The Plastic Bag Is The Tumbleweed Of The City

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