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just-shower-thoughts: Prisons should not be able to profit. Instead the money made by inmates should go to the communities their crime affected.
just-shower-thoughts: Nobody gives grass the credit it deserves for making Earth not look like a big ball of wet dirt
just-shower-thoughts: They say we go the movies to escape reality, but it’s actually the opposite. We go to experience realities and emotions that we normally wouldn’t feel on a daily basis. We’re choosing to feel scared, sad, happy, angry, etc.,
just-shower-thoughts: Vanilla is commonly used to describe common and boring things, but it’s the most labor intensive spice to harvest, and is actually rather rare.
just-shower-thoughts: Snapchat should let you snap people with the same bitmoji as you, to try get people to find their doppelganger. This is a million dollar idea tho
just-shower-thoughts: You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
just-shower-thoughts: Easter is on April 1st this year, which works because nothing is a bigger April Fools joke when you open up a tomb three days later and the dude’s gone.
jawnstacheinatrenchcoat: just-shower-thoughts: Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it. This is actually such an adorable comparison
onlyblackgirl: just-shower-thoughts: Slate.com says it would cost taxpayers about billion to make College free in the U.S., and the F-35 jet program has cost ũ.3 trillion and counting. So a single jet could have sent everyone in the U.S. to school
just-shower-thoughts:7 billion people experienced this day in a different way
just-shower-thoughts: 7 billion people experienced this day in a different way
just-shower-thoughts: If I knew I was going to die soon, it would be funny to put up a huge collage wall in my bedroom of newspaper clippings relating to an unsolved string of murders. Hahahaha
evaded: just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round. omg..
just-shower-thoughts: Life is literally just about finding ways to release dopamine and serotonin into our systems.
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to die, I would want to live
sarahthephoenix: zebcuson: scribblerextraordinaire: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. The Scots were right all along The Scots did it to hide more knives
n-a-blue-box:just-shower-thoughts:“Queue” is just “Q” followed by 4 silent letters.
hebahrina:just-shower-thoughts:The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel. How does a human even think of this what the fuck
imightbeafurry: lolstitanic: babybabybabybaby-rightontime:actual—ninja:just-shower-thoughts:“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet. stop FUCK I JUST GOT IT That’s hella
gayisthenewokay: bookavid:fuckyeahloldemort: just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem. most of the pregnant women would be lesbians #shots fired i SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
death-limes: just-shower-thoughts:If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?isis that a pun
pepperree: ltmacotter: just-shower-thoughts: Otters have no fucking idea space even exists. But…Otter Space Can confirm otts know about space. Can confirm this ott ^^^^^ is adorable and knows a lot about space :3
tigerator: just-shower-thoughts: It’s illegal to not vaccinate your animals for rabies, yet legal to refuse vaccines for your children even though they are more likely to spread disease than your average pet. don’t fret! compulsory vaccinations
just-shower-thoughts: Seeing a girl’s collar bone or shoulder in class is a hell of a lot less distracting than hauling her out of class for it.
cankrist: just-shower-thoughts: Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands. i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived @weightedthinking
greenurr: crystalfiend: captioned-vines: thehorribleghost: fullpunk-rockalchemist: little-hits: just-shower-thoughts: To help kids learn how to read, all children’s TV shows should be captioned Also, to help deaf kids enjoy tv, all children’s
just-shower-thoughts: Six packs are to guys what hair is to girls; intended to attract the opposite sex but ultimately only the same sex fully appreciates that time and effort invested BROBRO NO HOMO NBROBROBRObrooOBOROO
just-shower-thoughts: Why aren’t Iphone chargers called apple juice? cuz they’d have to charge more for those
floating-point: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Your current self is imagining your future self watch you through memories, but that future self is actually seeing a distorted, mixed up version of
just-shower-thoughts: The shittier your camera, the higher chance you’ll encounter some rare, creepy, unidentified creature
just-shower-thoughts: How many years until the saying, “you look like 1 million bucks.” becomes an insult due to inflation?
just-shower-thoughts: Winter is like the Earth’s period. No one likes it, but we get worried when it’s late I love winter you bastard!
just-shower-thoughts: We need a word for “vagina” that isn’t as crude as “pussy” and not as sterile as “vagina”
just-shower-thoughts: Amazon should have an option to donate to charity so I can still get free shipping without having to buy something extra I don’t need.
just-shower-thoughts: “Whoa” expresses awe, and “aww” can express woe
galacticenkidulgaa: kissed-by-the-fallen-angel: just-shower-thoughts: If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day” DUDE CLUB GOIN UP ON A ̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠
just-shower-thoughts: I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.
becketts-one-and-done: classicdaisycalico: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a universal sarcasm font Really?
just-shower-thoughts: If there was an Alien attack on Earth, all of our differences would suddenly become insignificant
thirstinism: tanklawrence: kickingincrediblydopeshit: just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never seen a plus-size male model Woah. Well This is a smack in my face
just-shower-thoughts: Today (2/2) is literally a Twosday.
thebuttkingpost: ehan281: just-shower-thoughts: Today (2/2) is literally a Twosday. And 2/22/22 will be THE Twosday What if 2/22/2222 is on a Tuesday Sadly 22/2/2222 is a Friday :P
just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars screw up: Since the light part of a lightsaber is weightless, they should be used as in fencing, instead of as in sword fighting Actually from what I’ve heard the light part is only weightless when wielded by a skilled
phasmascaptain: just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
just-shower-thoughts: Mr. Krabs is a crab. Pearl, his daughter, is a whale. What the hell was Mrs. Krabs? A craybfish
just-shower-thoughts: If a lesbian “Cock Blocks” another lesbian, is that considered a “Beaver Dam”?
just-shower-thoughts: There needs to be subcategories of the NSFW tag so I know to expect glorious boobs or a bleeding penis. What like “Boobs” and “Penis” as tags? Like they already get tagged most of the time?
peeves: just-shower-thoughts: Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories #throwing shade at a 6 year old cartoon#I’m here for it Swiper no sniping at 6 yr old cartoons dood
continueplease: storytellerluna: harveymilkmustache: fatgirlopinions: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an
just-shower-thoughts: 50% of Roger Federer’s name is “er”
just-shower-thoughts: Most peoples last word of the year is ‘one’ Then the first word of the next year is “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
zouisprideflag: just-shower-thoughts: Today’s date is 2²/3²/4². YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY
protodem: feed-the-fauchereve: just-shower-thoughts: Outdated memes should be called Memeries thanks for the memeries Even if they weren’t so dank
just-shower-thoughts: If the good die young, then why must we respect our elders?
shirley-the-canikin-giantess: bipolargeminiguy: celticpyro: tastefullyoffensive: Deep Shower Thoughts, Part 6 (via imgur)Previously: Part 5 The skeleton one though… Oh yeah, there is a pizza in that one. Missed it the first time… Some people
just-shower-thoughts: Are blow up dolls alive in the Toy Story Universe? Sex toy story
just-shower-thoughts: “Where are you?” has probably never been asked in sign language I just told my mum this and she told me “what about video skype calls?”
just-shower-thoughts: Teachers’ hatred of kids’ smart phones is probably offset by school bus drivers’ love of them.
yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
