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just-shower-thoughts: It is very likely that over your life you briefly interacted with a person who is absolutely perfect for you but neither of you realized it. Or maybe you did realize it…
just-shower-thoughts: Lego should make life-size bricks so kids could build small forts
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio thinks he won the Oscar because he deserves it, or if he thinks they gave it to him to stop the jokes.
tastefullyoffensive:Video: Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster
50shadesofgrell: just-shower-thoughts: If you rip a hole in a net, there’s actually fewer holes in it than it was before
just-shower-thoughts: The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.
clockworknite: just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix. .
doirealllywanttoknow: designedintheheart: just-shower-thoughts: There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long shit Holy mother of macaroons
kissed-by-the-fallen-angel: just-shower-thoughts: If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day” DUDE
livingabovetherest: micdotcom: Watch: Anna Kendrick’s shower thoughts are everything Oh my god I frEAKING LOVE ANNA SHE IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON ever!
snowcoveredsunflower: just-shower-thoughts: Every time you paint a room, it gets very fractionally smaller.
lost-in-hammerspace:just-shower-thoughts:If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question
unclefather: just-shower-thoughts: If Snails are so slow, why dont we ever see them coming? Its like…boom there’s a snail they’re only slow when we are watching
just-shower-thoughts: All religions are just book clubs that hate the other clubs.
just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato
just-shower-thoughts: “My broom is collecting dust” is a perfectly ambiguous statement.
just-shower-thoughts: They should create a show called “Who Wants to Stay a Millionaire” where millionaires can lose all their money if they don’t win the show.
just-shower-thoughts: All couches are L-shaped, some just happen to be lowercase.
didi-is-spiffy: just-shower-thoughts: There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long …wow wtf
just-shower-thoughts: Measuring how much people turn up the volume on their radio when a song comes on would be a great way to measure it’s popularity
just-shower-thoughts: Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman. Maybe they should switch names.
just-shower-thoughts: Despite Fido being a “typical” name for a dog, I have never actually met or heard of a dog named Fido.
just-shower-thoughts: Jesus had to move back in with his dad at age 33.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m too smart for the dumb people, but too dumb for the smart people.
that1guykaiser: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Don’t fucking start with me this morning
just-shower-thoughts: If you work at Reddit, can you get fired for browsing Reddit?
just-shower-thoughts: “Is anyone downloading something?” is just the 21rst century version of “Is someone using hot water?”
just-shower-thoughts: I think Google Glass would have been more popular if they’d named it Googly Eyes.
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re a kid, a thermometer may as well be a lie detector.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve ever spent the same dollar twice…
just-shower-thoughts: It’ll be nice if you could shout “Siri where are you” and it’ll respond “over here” when trying to look for your iPhone
just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if playing tag was a globaly watched multi-million dollar game like football with professionals and everything.
just-shower-thoughts: If a Stormtrooper shoots and kills a major character in the new Star Wars movie, it will be the greatest plot twist of all time.
just-shower-thoughts: Android’s next OS should be called Orange so when compared to the iPhone it will be like comparing Apples to Oranges.
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone’s Saturday this week was a 10/10.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen. You know what? I think of this unsettlingly often.
just-shower-thoughts: Napkins perform the same job as toilet paper at the opposite end of the same process.
just-shower-thoughts: The first person to ever hear a parrot talk probably got scared shitless.
just-shower-thoughts: Rappers are the only people who become rich simply by talking about how rich they are.
just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars Episode VII will be the first in the series released in the correct order corresponding to its number.
just-shower-thoughts: Is sand called sand because it’s between the sea and the land ?
just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars is advertising for its advertising
just-shower-thoughts: “Netflix and chill” has to be one of the largest unintentional ad campaigns in history
just-shower-thoughts: “Elevator music” is such a widely recognized and referenced term, but yet everytime I am on an elevator there is no damn elevator music
just-shower-thoughts: Not giving a nickname to your Pokemon is like calling your dog by its breed.
just-shower-thoughts: Moving to a new city is like starting a new game+. You keep your items and experience, but you have to go through the basics again and nobody knows you anymore.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve ever eaten two fruit that grew from the same tree
just-shower-thoughts: In the time span of other countries, the US is a dumb teenager with way to much money. We spend it all on “cool” shit like weapons, and think education is stupid
just-shower-thoughts: A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
just-shower-thoughts: Windows 10 could technically be written as Windows OS X
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or a lamp.
danilovesyarn: just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if any hieroglyphics have spelling errors Standardized spelling didn’t really become that strict a thing until around the 1700s (and even then it was still a little loose), and hieroglyphics was usually
just-shower-thoughts: There are no Fallout 4 posts on the front page now because everybody who bothers with it, is playing it now.
just-shower-thoughts: When you think about it, dancing is weird as fuck.
just-shower-thoughts: How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink ?
just-shower-thoughts: If you work at a sex shop then every post is safe for work.
celticpyro: atheistjapanesesocialist: celticpyro: just-shower-thoughts: I haven’t seen any actual outrage against red Starbucks cups, only outrage about the outrage. Watch josh fuerstiens fucking video. Hell I’ll post what TJ does on it. That
