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just-shower-thoughts: All these years, I thought it was the dryer shrinking my clothes. As it turns out, it was actually the fridge.
just-binch-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: All of your ancestors experienced their lives as vividly as you do yours YEAH AND HOW SICK THAT IS MY FRIEND
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: spones-in-my-bones: mybeautifulhorizon: just-shower-thoughts: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting. You probably couldn’t tell, cause they were fast as lightning. Honestly, that thought is a little bit
just-shower-thoughts: Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: How much better would we feel if we got a notification for each time someone had a nice thought about us?
just-shower-thoughts:How much better would we feel if we got a notification for each time someone had a nice thought about us?
just-shower-thoughts: Instead of ‘thoughts and prayers’ how about ‘action and results’.
just-shower-thoughts: What if the Tyrannosaurus Rex had a tongue like a Chameleon or frog? Doesn’t the thought of that make them even more terrifying? Would also explain why it didn’t need such long arms.
just-shower-thoughts: I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.
just-shower-thoughts: I have never once heard a fire alarm and thought “there must be a fire.”
just-shower-thoughts: How much good porn have I missed because the thumbnail didn’t interest me. Deep thoughts.
just-shower-thoughts: Ever wonder how many strangers have thought you were attractive in passing As lame as that is…. yes.
Most of my best thoughts, come to me at the most random moments. Mostly when I’m either feeling down or hopped on anger. Other times, when I’m taking a shower, or taking a shit.
just-shower-thoughts: As an early 90’s child, I’m really glad that a 6 to 15-year-old me couldn’t post my thoughts all over the Internet.
just-shower-thoughts: I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger
libertarian–princess: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?” So ancient Egypt’s best friend basically was called Punt. They traded
just-shower-thoughts:Everybody thought having a calculator on you at all times was gonna be a gamechanger but the real shit is having a flashlight
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times in my life I have thought “I’ll always remember this,” that I have now completely forgotten about
theconcealedweapon: just-shower-thoughts: Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone. I never thought about this but
best-shower-thoughts: I never thought I would ever live inside the plot of ‘Idiocracy’ until now / cr
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I thought being able to perfectly reproduce my signature would be much a bigger deal than it actually is.
just-shower-thoughts: As a 55 year old male, I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
just-shower-thoughts: When I only had a Facebook, I thought that 90% of the world was filled with complete idiots. Now I’m on reddit, and realize it’s actually about 50/50.
just-shower-thoughts: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
just-shower-thoughts: Never in my life have I heard a random driver rev their engine ridiculously loud and thought, “Wow, what a cool person.”
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve always thought it was weird how it’s normal/acceptable to take a smoke break at work, but frowned upon just to take a break at work.
just-shower-thoughts: As a millennial, the thought of owning a decent house with a nice yard is basically a fairytale at this point.
just-shower-thoughts: If someone had told you on April 1st, 2019, that a year later the entire world be locked down with thousands dead, you would’ve thought they were bad at April Fool jokes.
spones-in-my-bones: mybeautifulhorizon: just-shower-thoughts: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting. You probably couldn’t tell, cause they were fast as lightning. Honestly, that thought is a little bit frightening.
kreuzader: just-shower-thoughts: Somewhere right now, there are kids being introduced to Legos, and their first thoughts are something like “it’s like Minecraft, but with real blocks!”
bethosaurus: sunslammerdown: rockpapertheodore: roachpatrol: just-shower-thoughts: What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never
booooost: drewster321:just-shower-thoughts:There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white president What a beautiful thought i lost like 10 followers last time i posted this let’s bring it back and we’d the rest of y’all out
just-shower-thoughts: When the internet consisted of mostly younger and more-educated people, we thought it would liberate us. Then social media allowed older and less-educated people to use it and it has backfired spectacularly.
just-shower-thoughts: Learning English is difficult, but it can be taught through tough thorough thought though
neo-soulless: just-shower-thoughts: Poor rappers used to rap about being rich. Now rich rappers rap about being poor. What fuckin nerd thought this was an astute observation? Which rapper you know of rapping about being broke? 🤔🤔 The same nerd
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat. The first time I was ever really conscious about my weight I was 30 lbs heavier than I am now.
gay-scott-ryder: just-shower-thoughts: Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration. Shit…..this thought has a point
just-shower-thoughts: Our bodies are just ads for our sperm/eggs. Somebody really thought they were on to something….
just-shower-thoughts: You can measure how highly you think of someone by how furiously you start emergency-cleaning when you hear they’re coming over with little to no warning. The thought of me opening my door to ANY uninvited individualShoulda called
just-shower-thoughts: If nutrition labels used ‘minutes of running’ instead of ‘calories’ as a unit of measure, people would probably eat a lot healthier I get the thought, but me running for ten minutes burns as many calories as someone
drewster321:just-shower-thoughts:There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white presidentWhat a beautiful thought
booooost: drewster321: just-shower-thoughts: There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white president What a beautiful thought i lost like 10 followers last time i posted this let’s bring it back and we’d the rest of y’all
just-shower-thoughts: With the amount of “stop, drop, and roll” education I received growing up, I kinda thought catching on fire would be a more common problem as an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: Ever wonder how many strangers have thought you were attractive in passing
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if anyone I’ve passed on the street has thought about murdering me.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times a murderer has looked at me and thought, “na, not them.”
sunslammerdown: rockpapertheodore: roachpatrol: just-shower-thoughts:What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?
just-shower-thoughts: Who else thought the Black Market was a real underground secret place when they were a kid?
feminismisahatemovement: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. I always thought this about girls and boys bikes too: boys have far more to lose crashing down
just-shower-thoughts: When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be “Which movie came the closest?”
just-shower-thoughts:With how much we practiced “stop, drop, and roll” as kids in school, I thought I would’ve been on fire way more often than I have been.
just-shower-thoughts: What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?
just-shower-thoughts: Back in the 20th century, people thought of the future as a Jetson-like, happy future. Nowadays, many people imagine the future as a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
just-shower-thoughts: A lady at my work is offended by getting a “Christmas Bonus”. I would gladly take a “Ramadan bonus” without a thought.
just-shower-thoughts: The thought of taking a bath is somehow always better than actually taking a bath.
