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gauntlethair: if i were a pokemon my name would be ugh because that’s like all i say anyway
Attn: girls who say 'No I'm not' after receiving a compliment on their looks,
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
derschlange: shatteredbythefeels: This is what I say when people warn me about stalkers and stuff :) reblogging this for thanking you all… <3
calibornthisway: ok people are saying that jake and jane are like cosmo and wanda but do u remember peppy happy gary and peppy happy betty
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
kanyewesticle: at mcdonalds when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’
thedisreputabledog: realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would
ostracizedpoodle: “originality is dead” i say to my teacher who’s accusing me of plagiarism
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
blua: applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head
cadewuver: Remember when PETA tried to say Pokemon was supporting animal abuse nice try assholes
mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself i read some fucking weird fanfiction
summervirgin: Look at them eyes…how could one say no.
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: thatnerdychickfromjersey: blue-without-you: love-life-and-laugh: we-laugh-until-we-die: shit-directioners-say: healthinme: the-impulsekids: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
currysauceproductions: Okay, Arc-V theory time! So, Reiji is quoted saying that Tsukikage losing to Shinji means he’s going to the underground for labor work or whatevs, and that’s according to plan, right? So, what if it's “according to plan”
dmbakura: “I just made some adjustments…” more loosely fanfic inspired shit… i say loosely because i havent written this part yet and its kind of a general picture so take it however you want
yorozuiya: Shit Jean says // Shingeki no Kyojin
yorozuiya: Shit Eren Says // Shingeki no Kyojin
feferi:THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING
mustachossom: joestar tour grop + shit people say in until dawn
coffeechicken: Four ears hear the shit you say better.
drdadd: I got some shit to say, but are you worth my time anymore?
lebritanyarmor: I tried this shit. She says “good afternoon britany” 😏
stringmouse:spazzeon:stringmouse:spazzeon:holy shit imdb says that van gogh was the invisible dude from league of extraordinary gentlemen. I love that guy! he was also Marcus in Underworld. That one I did know. I love that guy! He’s got pretty eyes.
sperciphecles: ghost-type-jayratina: georgetakei: You otter say hi. Source: Awwww Pets Isn’t this a beaver? You beaver believe it
shitdisnerdssay: Shit Disnerds say #39: Oh, you cried during “The Notebook”? Well, Mufasa’s death makes me bawl every time. Submitted by: darlings-little-lady
shitdisnerdssay: Shit Disnerds Say #97: I hope I’m not the only one who wants to get married just honeymoon in a Disney Park! Submitted by: lookinglivedineatingbuttons this is the only reason i would ever get married
shitdisnerdssay: Shit Disnerds Say #147: I would marry any of the Disney Princes. Submitted by: pink-vocals
shitdisnerdssay: Shit Disnerds Say #364: I will never get sick of going to Disney Parks, watching Disney movies, or singing Disney songs. Submitted by: designateddisneydriver
koteddo: raze-occam: The voice of Hatsune Miku singing the Disappearance of Hatsune Miku Just SHE ACTUALLY DOES THE FAST PART HOLLY SHIT Actually, she’s not Saki Fujita. That’s Otouto no Ane (which was even said at the beginning…)
crazysexyfierce: pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment. This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.
masasei: lingerie for dmmd_69min sexy dogwalking or some shit
you complain saying you don’t have to explain yourself and yet you just did you actual giant nerd.
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
psychocereals: Dramatical Selfies with sorta different outfits so let’s say they belong to some sort of college hipster AU. In fact i just didn’t want to draw Aoba’s jacket seriously that thing is the epitome of fashion disaster.
human: beurselfhavefun: tibets: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek telemundo is amazing HOLY FUCKING SHIT
huffingtonpost: Watch This Little Girl Age 80 Years Right Before Your Eyes They say time flies when you’re having fun — and if that’s true, then little girl that opens this video must have been having a lot of it. See the full video to see this
monsieurpaprika: eh eh more like what WOULDNT he say(perspective aint my amigo btw;;;)
katara:earthnation: earthnation: what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe mitosis i want to die
if one were to say guro, what would be the first pairing u think of?
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
i got a call back from a job I applied to and i’ve done this shit before but why is it so awkward every time why am i so awkward
thechubbygardevoir: ajleenation99: kittyyzma: 17mul: 4mysquad: welcome to America, where rich, white privilege gets you out of any logical punishment @lmsig Before someone says something stupid, no we aren’t mad the black dude got 15 years
akatsukii: 4/∞ shit Katsura says Requested by Aylin :)
trait: coeur-de-porcelaine: pansexualpagan: kaylamariesmiley: toenail-fister: daigonite: lucifers-lycan: sizvideos: Mila Kunis Against Men Saying “We Are Pregnant” - Video What the fuck is this bullshit and why was it recommended for me?
thestereotypebuster: How to turn Hamlet into a comedy: mmm whatcha say
thetransintransgenic:Hi I’m Sean Bean and regardless of the role I’m auditioning for I will be singing Mmm Whatcha Say.
That’s some foul shit to say about somebody’s newborn, I think that’s photoshop, but either way it was on somebody’s mind, that’s real foul
fatty-mcmia: kidxforever: blasianxbri: *UPDATED BODY IMAGE POST* For starters, I almost didn’t post the side photo. So I think that says something. It’s not really getting any better for me. I have my days where things are okay, I guess. But…
*you’re. To say ‘your confronted’ is to speak about the confronted I own. I can’t own a verb.
abrasivelyyours: ikerrr-deactivated20130714: President Barack Obama openly weeping as he talks to his campaign volunteers [x] Real men do cry so fuck what them manly acting single multiple children by raggedy niggas hoodrats say.
sinidentidades: eshusplayground: mrbenefit: They’re joking right??? And the Chinese railroad workers say, “Shen me?” And the Xican@s and Latin@s are like, “¿Qué mierda es esto?”
kemetically-afrolatino: School Shootings and White Denial “I said this after Columbine and no one listened so I’ll say it again: white people live in an utter state of self-delusion. We think danger is black, brown and poor, and if we can just
GOP Senator Says Urban Gun Violence Is Just A ‘Black Violence On Blacks’ Issue (VIDEO)
cnoat: notyourdarling: poloflavoredcleats: visionunblurred: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: duallyconscious: #shoutout to all the dudes who say they hate makeup ^ Still beautiful. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY KERRI!!! :( ^
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