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whatt-to-do:you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’
itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there
illaminati: if u know me irl and u seen the shit i say on this blog ur gonna shut the fuck up about that ok
ladiesandlemonade: homuratrash: carry-on-my-otp: THERE’S A SEQUEL vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS” vine #2: “Americans
Aboriginal women say they were sterilized against their will in hospital
awkwardphotosofyellowdiamond: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE DIAMOND LEAGUE, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON VARIOUS PLANETS, AND I HAVE
dammitfallout: Furries ruin nice things Those aren’t furries btw, furries actually don’t want to have sex with real animals jus saying :)
feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY
thebuttkingpost: the-alfie-incorporated: sometimes as an artist i worry about posing but then i remember And if you’re worried about facial expressions remember: B^U Family guy had such great and not at all lazy and utterly shit animation right
consider this: don’t shit on things people like unless it’s
frog-and-toad-are-friends: deadlykillerqueen: People say Anime is a Mistake yet 2017 is looking to be the worst year for Western Animation with such extraordinary gems like Boss Baby, The Emoji Movie, Nut Job 2, Despicable Me 3, and Lightning McQueen
hungry-hobbits: 8prometheus8: agayworthfightingfor: lizardsister: i just remembered the Best tracer discourse thing i ever saw someone say “what’s next a disabled character??” like friend, symmetra is canonically autistic. like… half the
onlyblackgirl: baedesu: zerotheduke: furiouslyfeminist: blxxdfae: i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos
Aw fuck it, I'mma say it.
onlyblackgirl: jaimields: cartnsncreal: Everyone in America should rightly be pissed about this! Out-of-control cops violating our civil liberties w/ impunity I saw someone’s Facebook response saying “if they’ll do this to a nurse
whitepeopledoingdumbshit: momworries: localstarboy: WHEN I SAY IM SCREAMING KAKSAJSJDNSKJB😭😭😭
ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR
jas720: masked-up: masked-up: Richard Spencer: The United States is not your real home, your ancestors didn’t build it. Gary Younge: My ancestors built it tenfold and weren’t payed for it. Richard Spencer: Its like saying African Americans built
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
Muahaha so guess who has WiFi that actually connects? THE DOCTORS OFFICE Is it a reasonable speed? NOPE IT’S SLOW AS SHIT Are they gonna kick me out for loitering an excessively long time after my appointment? SEEMS PRETTY UNLIKELY BUT IF THEY
kobresias: I was tagged in the selfie game again!!! It’s not a selfie. But it’s a photo of me that I really like. 😎 exploring abandoned shit in the wilderness is my jam. Thanks @thoughts-of-an-x-factor for the tag!! I tag any of you who feel
keep-calm-stay-healthy: This woman has a lot of good shit to say.
sacrosidase: sixpenceee: thatcomicchick: sixpenceee: This was a picture of a wall in a mental asylum. It says “I did something terrible. I painted it … I can’t explain … I’m going crazy. There’s something following me…. It’s hurting
The mat says, Welcome.
snowmons: 9/endless of reasons to love Namjoon: the shit he says
hansolocareer: shit-larries-say: [source to retweet] Good to see common sense and decency is outpacing the erasure of a talented gay woman of color. You’d be wrong, however, if you thought there weren’t larries in the replies defending this bullshit.
90stv:the reason mulder is very suave and cool during the first episode and then never again is because he spent 3 years alone in a basement thinking of dope shit to say to impress girls. “nobody down here but the fbi’s most unwanted” “that’s
tifent: pickedyou: tifent: Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly. and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body. Can someone please
dextersgamingblog: shit deacon says part 4/?
steppingoncellphones: Tokyo Ghoul: A Discovery of Just How Much I’m Into Guro Tokyo Ghoul: I Shouldn’t Be Aroused Right Now Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Pretty Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Even Prettier All Beat Up Tokyo Ghoul: Gee I Want To Kick The Shit
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
Armin Arlert is an adorable, increasingly cunning amazing little strategist and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
nebulous-c: HOLY SHIT SHE SAYS “I love you” AND THEN CRIES ; _;
the-lone-sky: more shit Levi says
stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3
sizvideos: Shit Saskatchewanians Say - Video
glockfanatics: Badass photo by @stickgunner The @erathr3 hat is the shit, just saying. #glockfanatics #glockporn #glockmods #glockperfection #glockenthusiast #erathr3 #revelinthepressure
brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to have someone say this to her#the girl who’s mom didn’t want her ‘putting on airs’#the girl with the boyfriend who was a better friend than lover#the girl everyone didn’t expect
abitscottish: god what is wrong with people i can’t believe people are actually whinging and complaining about danny calling the doctor out on his shit!?!?!? Read More
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Liked on YouTube: “SSgt Fable (Shit Recruiters Say)” http://youtu.be/vOnLsTSrafU
fiztheancient asked: i should just save all the dumb shit lulz says about us and make it a comic. fiz the fat pedophile and prost the rapist go to the shota disco
tenescowri: trebled-negrita-princess: kauaii94: igetspo-okie: elysesmodernlife: 4gifs: Woman judo throws a man harassing her Lord did she break his neck?! 😯 She broke his life .. Bruh…. somebody teach me how to do this shit I say u he
6-hours: a man might not be defeated by water but can’t say the same for his hair
unfuckyourhabitat: fernbabie: I turned my frustration with myself into art. I feel like this is really important for people to see. I’ve been saying depression and mess go hand-in-hand for years, but so many people feel like they’re alone in it.
specklez: slimejen: lobo-a-matic: chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine that feeling
gloomgaze: dude let me tell you about this goddamn video a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment.
Man…What the fuck did I do in a past life to deserve being so fat and uglyDid I kill someone? what gives??Even if I lost weight Im still fucking ugly.How can people on this site take pictures of themselves and say “oh Im ugly“?I get a mood
toast-potent:why do all problematic people (esp. right-wingers) comment on every gotdamn post. and i’m not talkin about every once in a while they got some funny shit to say, i mean they have to add some commentary on Literally Each Post They Reblog.
geibuchan: shit-alex-says: I just want to thank @geibuchan for cementing the image of The King immolating an entire cigar in one drag into my mind. So many years later and it still makes me smile. Huheheh it was my pleasure!
onlinebeast: What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.
peoplegettingkindamadatfood: You know why they call it bangs? Cuz that shit BANGS
necroluminescent:It’s true and you should say it.
The future is here today: you can't play Bach on Youtube because Sony says they own his compositions
leomonstrum: Shit Americans say.
boobly: shit kuwabara says The gif on the bottom right hand corner is Graham as an anime character.
![ladiesandlemonade: homuratrash: carry-on-my-otp: THERE’S A SEQUEL vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS” vine #2: “Americans](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_5c6a74815161_128.png){kind=avatar}
![hansolocareer: shit-larries-say: [source to retweet] Good to see common sense and decency is outpacing the erasure of a talented gay woman of color. You’d be wrong, however, if you thought there weren’t larries in the replies defending this bullshit.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6c874d96c044180ff9309ad39acda544/8b7b69e1c6fc2e5c-1d/s512x512u_c1/302d4996d487552d2cd4aa84fdcbab789dbefe98.png)
