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I wrote a large portion of the scene and wow ouch. Lots of conflicting feelings happening in it, holy shit. I also think I may have killed Zane while liveblogging it with him. But now I wrote myself into a dead end of sorts so hopefully I will know
yorozuiya: Shit Jean says // Shingeki no Kyojin
hi: “shhhhh” I say to my computer fan
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post “I hope my Hamilton blogging is making everyone’s US history courses…” Hamilton was not one of the people that my U.S. or A.P. History teachers ever paid attention to. But I can tell you shit about
lizgillies: sheisdash: Umm..I’m just saying tho #nyfw #hitmypart
thenimbus: gyarados: mapsontheweb: U.S. Counties Where Schools Close for Jewish Holidays Read More In Miami-Dade they don’t explicitly say that days off are on Jewish holidays they just make “teacher planning days” fall on those days Whoa.
howtobeafuckinglady:nightgaunts:ghoulingaround:Pretty much says it all…WOW. the fucking writer for transparent. cis women are fucking disgusting.smh
twistedcaliber: “Yes, freedom of religion is enshrined in the very first amendment to our Constitution, but can we say that Alexander Hamilton would even be able to understand the particular nuances of today’s debate on the issue, especially given
notanotherjojoblog: Ok the prompt I went with didn’t say josuyasu per se, but I kinda included it anyway, if that’s ok?? I just had this idea and had to go with it and it ended up longer than I thought it would be haha.. oops.
saisai-chan: someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that
mewlinggoblin: doodles from class earlier today:1) zozo’s dumpster walrus dad who’s g82) dusty and jerry, my shit kids
So I had a mighty need to draw pants friend with a bed shit over them but then i realised that it would basically go down like this
Most to Least Likely to Fuck Shit Up Because They Find it Funny
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
And I want a Vanargand Helm costume for Tsumetai. No idea why, I just do. I also don’t have any desire to pay for that whole making process, because it costs a shit ton. (Says the person who has farmed 600m in Geffenia. =w=)
shitslytherinssay: Shit Slytherins Say: #195 Slytherin: So let me get this straight… Gryffindor offered you money to spy on me? Hufflepuff: Yes. Slytherin: Did you take it? Hufflepuff: What? No! Slytherin: Shame, we could’ve split it between us. Think
keep-calm-stay-healthy: This woman has a lot of good shit to say.
tardistiles: whysayno: darlingmelodies: trustmeimadoctorwho: girlgrowingsmall: Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this. this is so inspirational. For real. I am so
Well... Shit.
mrmeganfox: noespartedeminaturaleza: geekie-mari: misconceptualised: thisaintthegoodshit: Go off this is the best give this white boy a medal Matt Damon keeping it real holy shit lmao
queerpotters: #you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout
thick-thighs-and-french-fries: baawri: Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x] Cant reblog this enough
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
galaxyblake: “Shit,” I say to myself at 5:00 in morning as my alarm for work goes off and I realize that 30 more chapters of a fic could indeed not be read in one night while still giving me time to sleep.
avtorsola: toastpotent: thewingedwalrus: toastpotent: “west coast represent” yeah y'all can just start saying “california represent.” ain’t no one out here bringing the rap game from oregan having grown up on the east coast and then moved
blacknoonajade: dark-pit: Shit Americans say according to Japanese students “COME ON”
finally seeing someone get shit for the things theyve done is so satisfying
why are people trying to say dark pit is coded latinx i’m going to fucking shoot myself
blkproverbs: blkproverbs: blkproverbs: on the anniversary of Mike Brown’s murder, the police have shot and murdered another Black man at the Ferguson protests. Just now. Right now. I don’t even know what to say. I’m just pissed beyond measure.
valerieparker: domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence”
shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. YOUR HISTORY TEACHER?!
shinypokemonlab: Well lovelies… it’s my birthday! And nothing says “birthday” quite like a handful of pseudo-legendary shiny dragons you can use to crush your enemies:) The rules are simple, as always!1 reblog = 1 entry (reblog as many times
indigobluerose: dahnosawer: unbiaseddairylodge: veronox: it would be so cool if my parent was a giant cell phone Black Mirror Story time: Two days ago a woman ran into my local Starbucks, in tears, holding up a smartphone and saying, “Can
red-anteater: hey steven universe fandom. has anyone reverted the shit Amethyst says in the ‘indirrect kiss’ episode yet?its prolly all basic stuf but still. I was looking in the SU tag and I don’t think I saw anythign on it yet? Yea, here’s
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
kahlil-themulattolinguist: micdotcom: “No ID, no water” for some Flint residents? With unsafe tap water continuing to flow out of the faucets in Flint, Michigan, reports on the internet say undocumented immigrants and those without ID are being
asvpklla: Don’t apologize to me if you’re going to keep doing the same shit and saying “I’m sorry” for the same mistake. It’s getting old.
rappers these days should write down their lyrics cuz then theyll be able to look at all the dumb shit theyre saying lol
me listening to goodbye by post malone: also me:” and dont tell me to “shut up” cuz you know you talk too much but you dont got shit to say”
nsfwgpoy: blacknoonajade: dark-pit: Shit Americans say according to Japanese students im an american i can verify this is true
gay-isnt-an-emotion-ghirahim: dj-stridenasty: herocountry: Shit Cosplayers Say SCREAMSSCREAMS WHY IS THIS SO FUNNYWHY IS THIS STRANGER SO ADORABLE AND WEIRDI DON’T EVEN COSPLAY(turn on annotations?) oh my god this is so true specifically the
v4nessax: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU
lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
rnarker: i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
halloweenpunk: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
crazyeyecolfer: “Come along, pond,” I say as I drag my plastic pool full of water across the yard.
heyimbritni: wow, some people’s names dont match their face. like lets say youre talking to a hot guy, he looks like matt or ashton, but his name is mary or bartholomew
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
breadstiks: if bill murray doesn’t send out holiday cards that say “murray christmas” i will be very disappointed
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
volvata: “white power..” i say at the toy store. i stumble upon my words. it’s too late. the social justice mob has already engulfed me. my son will never get his white power ranger action figure for christmas. sorry, timmy.
nadiaoxford: Layton: “I say! A swing set!” Link: “HAH” Layton: “Well, a gentleman should act his age—” Link: “KYEH” Layton: “—but I haven’t done this since I was a lad. Ah, how nostalgic.” Link: ”HWUAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!”
phlepsdad: phlepsmom: phleps: “sarah go to bed” stfu mom i’ll do what i want What did you say? i’ll whoop your ass
ednog: do rich people ever say “whatever floats your yacht”
barackinaroundthechristmastree: christmascockies: barackinaroundthechristmastree: my humor is very similar to my cereal soggy? actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too
ohshititsgreg: avvatar: duoverse: marcelinesexual: i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it’s called facial expression
krvsty: ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello
foxnewsofficial: i can’t wait till i’m 21 so i can say swear words
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