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My mom just loved the new tits that I helped her grow and she was ready to thank me in the way I always wanted.
My mom has no idea that I’m fucking her older sister, Pam… Pam’s 60 and I’m 19 but she has sold me on mature pussy! She’s ready to fuck anytime I show up at her house and obviously there’s no problem with me cumming inside her vagina.
My mom found me like this one night and I told her “I’m ready to go visit Grandma” she lived in Florida LOL #bottle #poohbear #blanket #pillow #shipping #child #tbt #cute #newjersey #florida #awesome
My mom actually wore this in public, isn’t she slutty 😈ðŸ˜ðŸ˜œ
She was one of the most liked mature posts… Therefore, my followers deserve more of her!
My mom is officially a traveling (hash) fudge packer. She’s the best.
My mom says she's sorry to all of us for our team video not coming out
My wife is so cute, even when she thinks I’m not watching. Hi baby! What do you think @voyeurunaware?
My mom sometimes tells she forgot I exist…
My mom buys lots of clothes for her store from dry cleaners.. who sell stuff people don’t pick up after awhile. TODAY SHE GOT A SUIT THAT BELONGED TO SHAQ!!!!! :O
junior8288:I wish my friends had moms like this!
My mom sent me this the other day. She is truly amazing.
My mom and I stayed up all night to watch Kate get married. We teared up because her dress was so beautiful, and she was so beautiful, and it was just a happy day.
She asks me, do you like how I look, all oily and shaved clean? I’m so slippery and horny, and with my mom out of town for business, I thought you might want to play with me stepdaddy?
my mom had one and it was pink and she dropped it in cereal LOL
My mom's mad at me, so she's not bringing me any M&Ms. :c
My mom walked in during Doctor Who when the BBC was doing it's "cube news reporting" and she totally thought it was really happening!
My mom came back from her overseas trip and brought me this. I laughed quite a bit and she didn’t appreciate it that I called her an international trafficker. For those that don’t get why this is funny, Kinder Eggs have been banned in the
My mom and I saw this a few years ago. I was surprised and very pleased that she still had the photo.
My mom just woke me up in a panic because Skype crashed on her and she didn’t know what to do and dad changed the password on Skype without letting her know. It took a whole hour to finally get in contact with him and resolve this. This was at
hashtagdion: finaldisciple: therealklt: Praying is swell and all, but you can also preemptively donate to Hurricane Patricia relief organizations, such as ShelterBox or the Red Cross so that Mexico can receive immediate assistance. And please feel free
My mom is 67. When she passes away I don’t know how much longer I’ll stick around cuz when I get this depressed not hurting her is the only reason I don’t kill myself. Like when I’m happy, I’m truly happy…I enjoy
My mom told me just now, “I know I’ve asked before, but can you explain your t-shirt again?” I entered into an explanation, and afterward she asked, “Is that the whole song?” I said no, and I played the entire piece for
he's lying to u girl
lemon-drop-soda: Lemony Fresh UPDATED Commissions! Hello there! Everyone and their mom has been asking about commissions, and I’ve finally updated all of my prices to reflect what I would like to do instead. Hope y’all enjoy! If you can’t afford
My mom paused in her dressing as I walked into her room, stiff cock leading the way.She rolled her eyes and said, “Fine but it’ll have to be a quick blowjob. I’m supposed to be leaving to meet your dad in twenty minutes.”“As long as you come
My mom is annoyed bc she thinks I’m eating all the almond roca but I don’t even care I can’t hear her snarky comments over the roca I’m unwrapping and shoving in my mouth
my mom made me some good halloween costumes before she became a methhead
My mom is telling me how she’s hurt that I left the way I did. And all I’m thinking is nope, I don’t care, I’m not regretting this decision after all the bullshit you and the rest of this family have put me through for twenty-one
My mom just asked me I’m scared of being involved in a school shooting, because I want to teach. This is the first thing she’s talked to me about minus the storm. I…
My dog went to bed and woke up to my mom and I bringing gifts up and arranging them by the tree. She began to excitedly sniff everything and stood by the tree contently, even after we turned off the lights and the room was completely dark. We had
My mom just called and she’s scheduled for surgery on 30th. This. Month. On top of that, my employer company’s rep is here to have a chat with all the workers from that company… And… I just sense it’s not going to be pretty. As a side
The Taste You Can't Resist
My mom gave my little sister this decorative bird thing and she decided to name it Rose Quartz
My mom was looking up some old rock stars on google and showing my little sister what they used to look like. And she looked up someone who used to have long hair (I don’t know who because I wasn’t really paying attention at first tbh) and
My mom was labeling some identical mugs and she wrote “Artie” on mine instead of my birth name and, I dunno, it’s a silly little thing but it made me emotional
My siblings and I have had these cute Christmas stocking since we were kids which have plush animal heads on the top (mine is a moose) with paws over the opening. I wanted to get a matching one for my mom since she never got one for herself way back and
My mom saw me wearing my Ash jacket and laughed and said she hoped I wasn’t planning on wearing it out anywhere because it made me look dorky. I told her no and that i wear it as pajamas.
my mom thinks i’m the only kid who spends all day on the internet. little does she know, all of you exist.
My mom overheard me talking about Kaneki and asked me what his name was so I said Ken and now she thinks he’s a real person...
koujaku killed his mom
My mom mentioned that I looked slimmer this morning but I think she thinks I didn’t hear her. I was just hungry I hadn’t eaten in like 14 hours at that point and now I’m hungry again so I wonder if I look thinner nowOh fuck…here
theodd1sout: Me as a kid.
If you’re over at someone’s house and their pet suddenly becomes violently ill, don’t constantly talk about what your pets have experienced unless the information has some sort of relevance to the situation. Chances are they don’t
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My mother talking on the phone with a friend of hers about us going to lunch with my boyfriend’s family.Mom: Yeah, we’re just getting ready to go grab lunch with Justin’s roommate and his family.Me, in the background:
My mom came by gave me banh mi that I was suppose earlier but its on the table and i’ll eat it tomorrow. She told me my teeth gotten whiter, YAYAYYA. :D Next step I have to go too the doctors to get a check up.
My mom looked at my eyebrows today and she said “it brings out the inner you… A bitch” 😂😂😂
My mom bought birds but she’s never home, my dad works, I work until eight now. Why buy animals you can’t take care of?
my-lunchables-are-missing: how do rappers get away with confessing like murders and doing drugs in their songs and get in no trouble yet once when i was like 9 i broke my moms perfume bottle and wrote it down just in case she killed me people would know
my mother has the HUGEST crush on ice cube. she says “its because he looks mean as fuck…like he’ll put you in a headlock or something” …. i didn’t really get it until now, but my mom is freaky. lol. now i know
I have such good ideas sometimes.
My mom’s valentines day gift. She loved it and got my dad his favorite chocolates. :D
my mom has this thing about calling my friends that are girls “girlfriends” back in her ol’ days, i guess thats what you did. but um no. theyre just friends. that are girls. but she says it infront of everybody. Family get togethers
my mom helping me with my meenah braids cause she’s so nice <3
my mom just told me she’s going to buy the diabetic kit for the american girl dolls because i have three of them.lmao i haven’t seen those dolls since i was 18 and they were in my closet. i haven’t played with them since i was about 13 years old.i
my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE she says its to motivate me to do better in school agkjadgdgj but wowowow what a cutie my goodness i haven’t played flippin’ webkinz in years im gonna fuck shit up
My mom goes through these phases where she’ll ignore all my phone calls & text for a month or two & then just one day out of the blue answer her phone as if shits normal 😅
My mom found my weed & didn’t say a thing to me just threw it out.. As if she pays for it 😒😒😒😒
