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A pic of my aunt Juani (Jane in English) I found on my uncle’s mobile phone. I have to confess that I’ve always dreamt of fucking her and I couldn’t avoid jerking off with this pic. She is the hottest MILF I’ve ever met. Una
Greetings from my mom. She’ll get it real soon
ludwiglovesthebottom: so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
cdfantasy: My mom always knows how to get my cum shooting all over her. She lays back and writhes on the bed touching herself all over while I beat off. Before long I cant hold it any longer. My cum always finds her face.
“Just… remember that my mom is a good woman, okay? And good is the only thing she deserves." - Jean Kirschtein ch. 10, A Different Song by quartetshipDo you ever just think about the OTParents in ADS and cry bec they are just too beautif
doodle for an iphone case i’m makin for a christmas gift it’s for my mom shut up it’s not weird she was a fan of doctor who before most of us were born okay I CAN’T DRAW TEN STILL DAVID TENNANT YOUR FACE WRRYYYYYYY
Mom was never subtle when she was hungry for my cock.
thefruityfriend:yes mom i do seriously plan on moving to the middle of nowhere to live like a fairy and play music to cows
Lately I’ve been wanting to check out the Five Nights at Freddy’s series for some reason. I’ve never played past the first night of the first game but it always seemed like the series would be my kind of thing (a horror game with cute
I made my own design for Storm from the X Men. She was always my mom’s favourite superhero, which made me like her a lot more. Also variant with and without lightning.
I showed my mom Overwatch because I thought she would like the diversity in the characters. She was impressed, though she said she wished there was an female African American character (who wasn’t a robot). So I decided to draw one. This is Oya, a mercena
the-absolute-best-posts: ludwiglovesthebottom so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
Who`s reblogging dildos while my mom is braiding my hair
Recently my mom heard that I’ve been thinking about moving out to California to live with my dad for a few months or maybe even staying out there permanently and she’s been hardcore moming me since, like trying to be more supportive, friendly,
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether the timing of The Thing I’m about to do tonight is appropriate and she totally Mommed out about it, wanted to know who it was, said “His brother’s cute too!” and supported me! Asked
inktober #29 the first halloween costume i can remember choosing was rainbow brite. my mom sewed it for me and i wore it two years in a row. when i watched the movies i saw as a kid again, i realized what a badass she was. she was the undisputed leader
brutalfaerie replied to your post: saw my mom yesterday. f… would it be weird to take your dog to Graham’s house? (I don’t know anything about pet ettiquite. pettiquette.) He has two cats, so it wouldn’t be weird so much as potentially
onegreywaren: favorite fictional characters17/? | vince howard, friday night lights “Coach, my dad just got out of prison. He’s staying with me in my house. And I can’t stand him. My mom, she asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you’re
I asked my mom how I’m supposed to sleep tonight with the con tommorow and she said “Sleep in the car instead”
I’m frustrating my mom because she’s trying to take my blood pressure for practice (she’s training to be a nurse) but I have a very hard to find pulse. Every time I have my blood pressure taken or blood drawn at a doctors office it takes
tinycartridge: Slime Ice, Slime glass, Slime time ⊟ Yes, I do want to make Slime ice cubes and put them in my Slime glass, as I relax with a beverage during a three-minute break marked by my Slime hourglass (now in Lime Slime color!) [Via Miki800].
Y'know what though, I just remembered that I got a pretty bad wound on my chest earlier this year and I didn’t want to show anyone because it looked really bad but I was sure I’d be fine but I knew my mom would freak out (she did) and it was
artemispanthar: Some amazingly adorable drawings by Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones-Quartey my sister and I got during the Steven Universe signing. Top two are my sister’s (one is a poster, one is that shirt she won), the bottom left is one my mom got
Probably the most common text I send to my siblings: Please text mom because she thinks you died.
Me: So, what did you think of the episodes? Chloe (My Little Sister): First, I want to tell you about a weird dream I had. Me: Oh, okay. Chloe: Well, in it, Steven got taken into space by Homeworld Gems. And then there was this commercial where he
A painting my mom did. She is such a great artist!
ink-metal-art: A painting my mom did. She is such a great artist! Happy Mothers day
legendaryboobs: dayumshecangetit: dipsetanthem: A Dominican mother I don’t understand a thing he said but I know that she says the same thing as my mom This needs NO translation. Off one spoon in the sink!
lala-got-the-juice: idcaboutnousername: papifromdablock: i remember caught my mom takin my tooth and puttin money under my pillow. she slapped me and said “u dreaming” then walked out my room OMG 😂😂 Lmaoooooo
badgyal-k: humble-magnificent: vanillascentedthot: soorayray: lagonegirl: The fact that my Grandma has several of these little figurines pictured…… My mom has em everywhere My grandma got all of them I hate those fucking things I broke
That awkward moment when your Mom’s visiting and wants to see how your new tablet works and you forgot that there was a gay MLP pic open on PhotoShop ….That EVEN MORE AWKWARD MOMENT when she says “Oh, that’s cute!” ಠ_ಠ
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain
evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
klefable:i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
So my mom just walked into my room and I was pretending to be asleep because they were at a Christmas party and I have to work early tomorrow morning and it was really weird because she just quietly opened the door, and I expected her to yell at me for
so my mom is en route to my home right now. she got old home movies put onto dvd and has full intentions on showing cj. awesome.
i love how oblivious my mom is. my brother got a tattoo on his forearm and she didn’t notice for three months.
Day 14: Christmas tree. Don’t have one up yet but it’s gonna be a surprise for my mom when she comes back from her bday trip. #day14 #december #decemberchallenge #photoaday #challenge #house #notree #christmas #soon #bdaytrip #mom #florida
A day and 3 hours of hard work and this what I have. I finished the surprise tree for my mom when she gets home on Sunday. 😊🎄🎁 #tree #surprise #mom #christmas #ornaments #blue #silver #white #green #condo #florida #stpete #angel
i love my mom so much i feel like i’m so obsessed and head over heels for her.
“If I catch you taking selfies naked you will lose your phone” - my mom who likes to look at my phone when im on tumblr
I told my mom about my girl tonight… She already knew about previous girls I had been with. But I was still scared to tell her for fear of her judging me. Needless to say, the conversation ended with “I will never judge you. Youre a great,
I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom
sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and
cummbunny: put me in a movie, you can be my daddy
yep so my Mom’s response to me saying I want to kill myself: “——-” literally nothing. doesn’t even acknowledge it. sad, considering I thought she was my best friend and the only reason I haven’t killed
that reminds me! I asked my Mom where I can find a boy toy and she told me “that place with the loud music” I’m like “….abercrombie?” “yeah!”
GUYS MY ///MOM/// DREW THIS CARD FOR ME SHE COLORED AND SHADED IT WITH CRAYONS AND COLORED PENCILS I AM SCREAMING SHE’S SO CUTE I LOVE THIS
i’m showing my mom fnaf now and she’s just sitting all snuggled into a blanket and she’s laughing HORROR?? MORE LIKE COMEDY TO MY MOTHER
also ps my mom has already read homestuck, she’s up to date with everything, its just that spanish is her first language so she’s rereading it now in spanish so she can pick up details she probs missed or didnt get completely c: but yeah she
i introduced my mom to rick and morty and she’s loving it
still mad that my mom couldn’t foresee the resurgence of the 90s when she malevolently and without my consent decided to give away her old oversized flannel and plaid shirts that i inherited and wore when i was in high school I WAS AHEAD OF THE GAME
I haven’t been able to live blog my Mom watching Naruto because she hasn’t stopped watching for 3 days and is actually following along and really enjoying it and is as obsessed with Kakashi as I am She’s making him her Facebook cover
It’s the best feeling in the world to finally see my mom after …..years and years and years and be able to hook her up with a nice resort hotel for a few nights while shes here and taker her around Colorado. I’m proud I didn’t sob like a
mom: for ur birthday we’re gonna see a movie me: *gasps* ghostbusters? mom: secret life of pets me: ……………….k
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