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captionateme: bumfinger: My sister gets way into it when she knows mom and dad could walk in at any minute!
privatefamilytime: When I got home from college for the last time, I hugged my mom. We chatted for a bit then she said, “We got you a present for graduation. We had to stash it in your sister’s room, though. Why don’t you go up there and claim
asfreakyasitcomes: My mom pushed the yoga pants into her slit then showed me via webcam… Look Grant…She said,A cameltoe, just the way you like it right? I’ve seen your blog you mommy lusting bastard…so come over right now and make your dream
ifmommyonlyknew: My mom is so fit. She is aways fishing for compliments from me tho.
my mom was going to be a nun before she met my father. she’s never fucked anyone but my dad. i’m pretty sure she didn’t have an orgasm for many years after getting married and losing her viginity. my mom says she’s never masturbate
My mom said if you want to be my boyfriend you have to prove you’re good in bed. So before you can fuck me, you have to first fuck my mom here on the left till she cums. Second, you have to fuck my Aunt Sue on the right till she cums. Finally you
Mom played with herself while I fucked my sister on the stairs. She knew I always lasted longer after my first cum and also knew it meant she could lick my cum out of sis
outsanityyy: Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them. My mom’s scar is like this but a peace sign going down from the other surgeries she had.
Sobbing because my laptop chargers wire is ripping apart and the only way to get it to work sometimes is purposely bending it(which means ripping it apart further) And it can only take so much and I fear that it soon will stop bending the way I want it
baragirlfriend: shes my mom
Yesterday’s outfit of the day. I stole this from my mom’s closet yesterday, and forgot to upload it! So here’s yesterdays outfit. :)
Outfit of the day. My mom gave me this cardigan (of course she was joking) and made a deal with me that if I accepted it I would never steal clothes from her closet again!
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
cumaeansibyl:figofswords:Stuck. (it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”I used this exact scenario to explain my executive dysfunction to an NT person and it was really frustrating because she kept asking “but
prog-dog:prog-dog:jojoleney:flvffymomo: new organs coming out soon medium intestine gallkidneys inferior vena cava table of contents semi-colon die-r (opposite of liver) pancreas 2 I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “my mom said they might let you…” she says everybody gets one tell her NOT NECESSARILY WHEN YOUR TEAM IS A FUCKING MESS (jk they score plenty of points it’s just
brown-nipples: I just want to thank my mom for the boob gene/full figured body she has blessed me with.✨
How does my mom manage to get so many viruses and not make a single system restore point how
pocketpsychologist: Look at these cuties This was so adorable though ‘cause, like Pearl was afraid of more birthday shenanigans/disappointing Steven (or something) that she had to ask Garnet to tell him (and then hid behind her) and Garnet is
hollylovewave: the-tarot-cafe: She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton. beautiful
raesterling: My mom gave me a box full of old, mostly floral, fabrics - so I got to sewing! Here’s me wearing some of the things I made so far.
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
dynastylnoire: the-troynicole-experience: When black don’t crack 😂 That’s my mom & 1 ❤️😊 16 years ago and now WHOA
Wait… Mina isn’t a slave in the manga but she is in the anime…What do?
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
So my mom bought like 6 jars of coffee how much coffee does this woman drink holy fuck
I believe my mother watches the real housewives of (fill in the city) because her life is drama less. And this is how she fulfills the desire to call another bitch out. By watching caty 45 year old women with money.
MY MOM MAKES SURE SHE STAYS LOOKING AND BEING AS SLUTTY AS SHE CAN BE. AND SHE’S ALWAYS READY TO GET RAPED, POUNDED AND SODOMIZED BY MY THICK HUGE HARD MEATY COCK WITH LOADS OF CUM AND MOM IS LOVING IT.
MY MOM IS THE GREATEST SLUT I EVER KNOWN. EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES, EVERY PICTURE MOM TAKES, SHE’S PORNOGRAPHICLY HOT. LIKE THIS PHOTO MESSAGE SHE SENT ME LAST NIGHT. SHE SAID, “ALRIGHT BABY, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS BATH, IT’S
mom-son-real-incest: After the first time I unexpectedly licked my mom’s pussy when I was 11, my mom began training me to eat her pussy how she liked it. I know some people would say she was molesting me or sexually abusing me by making me lick her
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
chachacharlieco: Anti-Form KairiMight as well describe what she can do:HP of Party members and herself gradually restore around her.Dark element enemies’s HP gradually decrease around her.Dark spells have no effect.Does not use Keyblade.Has flight.MP
tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that
vvebkinz: i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this
lowwtimeall:I showed the polaroid of this to my mom and she was like “I like this.”
jackbarakatjunkie: alex: who is it?jack: oh it’s my mom, she’s just calling to see how we’re doing.
goodstuffhappenedtoday: twinkiesniper: For years, my mom has been asking me to help her find female characters to cosplay who are over 50 and not overly sexualized. There really arent too many. So as soon as overwatch announced a 60 year old sniper,
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
Been at my mom’s for two weeks and the arguments have started. 👀 I wish thinks were different. I miss my house.
i wish i was prettier or more lady-like so my mom would maybe compliment me sometimes
officialalltimelow: How my parents use their phones:
afronerdism: astrotitanium: just some tea… •bratz has and will always be better than barbie, their entire character base is full of diverse ladies and gents , there’s ONE main white character out of the Big Four and she doesn’t steal the spotlight
going to a baseball game saturday with my mom and this guy who wants in her pants....
the people flirting with my mom all the time is crazyyy
I am a terrible influence on my Mom #1 terrible daughter :D
“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but I realized it’d be a waste of a tomato sandwich.” -my mom to me
cewekjudes:I found a vietnamese place that’s halal in DC!!! I cried honestly & i only found out about it because I was trying to look for different halal places since my mom said she was sick of kebabs. It’s called Simply Banh Mi in Georgetown
I love my mom
i never thought id be buying a korean drama dvd boxset for my mom’s bday in a few days but apparently i am hahahasg ashg
i love my mom, she’s making fake heart clutching gestures and fake sobbing noises because george clooney got engaged
playbunny: are mew looking for a fight, punk? :33- - -me as humanstuck!nepeta, wore horns as my aesthetic preference ! leftover shots
im trying to make my mom play fnaf but she’s like NooOOoo……
watched the aristocats with my mom earlier, she made a lot of funny commentary during it fdgds
also when i got up today my mom said “Happy 10/25!” (she knows the HS dates too) and i replied with “HAH”
i wanna go play overwatch but my moms coming with food soon :’D
omgskfd I keep forgetting I’m at my mom’s computer aND THAT I SET THIS AS HER DESKTOP
ALRIGHTY I think my internet is getting better, so possibly TONIGHT, I will be continuing the otp challenge thing this prompt is turning out to be a little more difficult then I thought it would be lololololol
what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the pokemon black and white game and she says i have too many games so i ain’t getting it sobs
so my sister and i just surprise belly-danced into my mom’s office with some jingly sashes while i played belly-dancing music from my ipod. we’re good daughters
So, I had some issues with the psychiatrist and my mom decided to make an appointment for me with another doctor, she didn’t tell me his name though, but okay. So today I went to meet this new psychiatrist and then I had a consultation with
