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“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.â€
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
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“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.â€Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.
“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.â€
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted by estrangedgearbox.
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€