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“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
*SCREAMS* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A TEASER TRAILER FOR SERIES THREE. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A TEASER TRAILER FOR SERIES THREE. Yeah, sorry I’m a bit slow on this, but I’ve been reading The Cuckoo’s Calling (which
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
![In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]](http://64.media.tumblr.com/2512ec07c9f71365095f71ddbf7078bf/tumblr_n8f5zjQ5Uz1r9lnxmo1_250.png)
