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jokeboy: Im losing my fucking MIND
cactuarqueen: i always thought it was funny in FFX that you can actually pay Ultima Weapon not to fight you and its just like “okay bye”
All things dog related
insertdisc5: i would’ve called myself “Mr McCool Man” otherwise -link
Somethin' Like That
thepigeongazette: without spite my heart may actually stop
onyourleftbooob: Mildly Interesting
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
kniivila: This mushroom is doing its best
moosers: locust-god: moosers: holy fuck all this mac n cheese is only 99 cents wow a week’s worth of macaroni for only ũ hey are you ok
h-hewwo... this is your cute wittle piwot speaking...
SpongeBob SquarePants
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outermostthoughts: twosatans: twosatans: twosatans: My boyfriend is out of his mind Due to popular demand Look what you’ve all caused. I have to go home to this. a s c e n d e d
the44thpilot: coelasquid: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Chaotic good
Mrs. Mia Wallace
Eva's nights
sunandreign: Steve Lichman, #2 - Pure of Heart My friend showed me this comic last night and I’m so pleased it exists. More here. They also have a Kickstarter though they surpassed their goal threefold on day 1. I so want this book when it comes out.
Best Funny
cosplaymutt: As promised, here are the pictures of the van now that the graphics are done! Still needs a tone of work mechanically and on the interior, but aside from wheels and a few other tiny things you wont notice on the outside, its presentable!
benfoldsone: This is my favorite image on the entire internet
seabies' really cool blog
awwww-cute:Saying hey from the NYC Subway (Source: http://ift.tt/2v3kBbR)
tastefullyoffensive: Janet is the hero we need. (via Manda_like_wine)
coelasquid: gamecubeeater: MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS Stephen King has a great sense of humour.
mrclassyclass:I don’t even know anymore…
allons-y23:So I went to target and these skeletons were doing the Titanic.
kaligay:REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON
kinkyfemmequeer: kinkyfemmequeer: Finished and framed! I’m so proud 😍❤️ Bitches are removing my credits. Leave my nasty shit intact please.
tastefullyoffensive:Nailed it. (via MerchantYT)
buttskun:me when someone’s talking to me and my mind wanders
memesgonewild:iconic
draw-your-ocs-as:draw your ocs as whatever the fuck is going on here
blackwatch-jess:when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke
Tempo Parado
infernalhera: postmortemtsarina: liliana–vess: This transcends languages where can i get those phone cases tho HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW THIS WOULD BE FILIPINO BEFORE I TURNED ON THE SOUND
nasukichan: Princess Zelda
Bailey Grace Sitton
artkat: does.. does this make it worse? or better? (THANK YOU ILU!!)
3go: i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
China Now Selling "Anti-Pervert" Flame-Throwers to Women
Youths
starship-one: What’s this? a challenger?
krimsons:mercy rez before: *flies in with gold sparkles, rose petals fall behind* HEROES NEVER DIE!! *heavenly music played by little cupids with trumpets, people applaud, some are crying* mercy rez now: *puts cigarette down for a second* get up, bitch
mcrlesbo: me: hey can i get a uhhhhh gf the universe, giving me one: yes understandable have a nice day
gonegal:@babyemoji
dannymcgee: When amazing artists say their art sucks.
arandomthot:Too much time together could raise your blood pressure
daveocean: goldennmami: sadnegro: savage Omfg me
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everydaylouie: lady and the chomp