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cumgremlin: moderndaygamer: warlocksmith: leviathan-supersystem: deadjosey: thenimbus: asexualmew: Just in case anyone else was curious. This is kind of horrifying holy shit fucking destroyed looks like we have a new king get a load of
Take nothing you see here seriously
take your body, haunt it
🧸🔮🧸
russiacore:She
peoplegettingreallymadatfood:
classicmeevs: ihateeverythingcomic: twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre
woodmeat: THESE NIGGAS IN MCDONALDS THINK THEY SLICK IM BOUT TO RUN BACK IN THERE AND CATCH A McBODY
💤👽✌🏽
bunnywith: uleanblue: hermionxjean: maddeningmagic106: doctorsiggy: jitterbugjive: whoweargoldintheirhair: mememiya-anthy: #freshly peeled sheeps reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption @theosartisticthematics FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS
Tempo Parado
lydiallama:figured out how to get my Chronically Sleepy gf to wake up in the morning
pipistrellus: princesiddie: this is old news but this is the funniest fuck ing thing ive seen in we eks What’s he got. What’s in that hat
moonlandingwasfaked: xtec: moonlandingwasfaked: hypothesis: all vampires are nerds because after x number of years they have nothing better to do but study maths and science if you think I can’t get smoked out every day and beat my meat to the
beeshirt: cookingstims: By Foodydiy on Instagram i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror
ipoetried: ipoetried: this is what my relationship looks like
y’all mind if i
godpenis:😪
railroadsoftware: me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now
desolate-episode:This image is spiritual
beserkercharlotte: Has anyone done this yet?
xxx tumblr
wondie:the aura of this image is unknown
hkdmz:(via 柳田史太さんのツイート: “らくがき 通り魔 http://t.co/uqwtqfnAlo”)
retrogamingblog:Leather Breath of the Wild Switch Case made by BD&A
cubanglo: hypnotic-flow: aight… “just lay together, laugh, and enjoy each others company” on this diick 😂😂😂
bdsmgeekshop:Red Silicone Ball Gag with Lockable Leather Strap
nevaehtyler: Mental health really needs to be taken more seriously in the Black community
11-11-1992: bmoneyuniverse: 😏😆😆😆😂😂 This just makes me wonder has this ever happened to me
they found me again
lesbianpkmn: “You. Come. Here.” “M-Me?”
SpongeBob SquarePants
bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude
Gaming Misadventures
My top 10 yuri / shoujo ai anime series
abbiehollowdays: nikolelabelle: husssel: saturdaymorningwood: strawberryjeri: onlyblackgirl: sushinfood: felweed: pinkcheesegreenghost: badgyal-k: creamynut: HOLLERIN 😭 Pls 😂😂😂 if you read the whole label your third eye is
get a little closer;
lydiallama:my gf can just scoops me up anytime she wants me to stop what i’m doing… tall ppl have an unfair advantage
luwha: sketchys: Whoever says The Amazing world of Gumball isn’t amazing is a huge liar(Episode 13, season 4: The Comics) Sexism is over. … soMEONE HAD TO
musique-de-la-nuit: wheel-of-fish: musique-de-la-nuit: xbutwithlesbians: Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians sign me the fuck up Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice? S I G N 👏 M E 👏
flapflaps:Loving these @charla_tedrick shoes from her wedding shoe collection 😍😭🖤 she’s a shoe genius!!
cuteshyandkinky: Messy rope work, but hey. My legs look nice I guess.
thararescizor: pure-lolita: thararescizor: pure-lolita: types of girls:1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever3. animal bones that crush under your jaw4. home
tastefullyoffensive:She even grabbed the car keys. (via danieljoness)
recoil-operated: bigwordsandsharpedges: celtic-tactical: itsmybrightesthour: dragonlikecats: How I imagine Americans to make food. I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give
twitblr:Sponge Balls (x-post r/tumblr)
hibikyu-archive: mrlevelingthinner: durbikins: mysterymeme101: These are ancient and powerful words inscribed on this wall you damned fool… you broke the seal… she has been released she’s nico nico free now
thecolorofafandom: hellhoundearring: I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad
novice-heartbreaker:me: *thinks about you*me: *hearts appear above my head*
its-mustard-gucci: “When the game you’re playing is too haard.” Lmaooooo
wewill-tryagain: dendritic-trees: booty-uprooter: asryakino: srsfunny: Masha The Hero They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in oh good I was worried What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats
DollyMattel
obviousplant: I left this baby size chart in a Babies R Us. More stuff like this on Facebook | Instagram
gaysuggestions:netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
hyah-through-hyrule:Nintendo, explain.
OH WORM?
scoobandshagtalk:Like th-that frog is talking man
