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SpongeBob SquarePants
hellofeanor: My sexiest Halloween costume yet.
stealthboy: uncle-fill: forgetting_what_mods_i_have_installed.wmv a timeless classic
Princess
tastefullyoffensive:So demanding.
bootywalk: nichvlas: i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh Nothing makes me happier!
c-bassmeow: Me
tastefullyoffensive:(via Marleyey)
surfacage: homph
lonelymountainson: tsundereforcoffee: captainsnoop: how the human brain works: electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s
sk8-ing: widwo: hotbully: lindsaychrist: me I haven’t stopped thinking about this man america is a PVP zone “OH GOD.”
boptacular: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her
take your body, haunt it
happy valentine’s day
tastefullyoffensive: by Electric Bunny
storm-driver: memegitek: storm-driver: Sora said “my friends are my power Axel said “ill always be there to bring my friends back” Terra said “i will set this right” Kairi said “ill protect you this time” what did Ven say ven said fuck
ayemuhhfucka: flitchino: pamcakes7: dookiediamonds: diaryofakanemem: imakemermaidsnut: betterthankanyebitch: “didn’t I ask you for some pussy one time and you said no?” 💀💀💀💀💀 “ I wouldn’t give a goddamn if you had the
roguetelemetry: Hulk Hogan sofa shopping
promsien:“God help the outcasts” but by Windwaker Ganon 👀
potatchip: gam ove
vivienvalentino:The Addams Family, 1991.
coolsvillesux: Thank
This is going to be my legacy
Benvenuti a tutti!
I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones
ginsengsheetmask:I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
Tastefully Offensive
DollyMattel
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turnyourhearton: need me a freak like that
mjarsenal:All caffeinated ☕
beenis69:watch maoists conveniently ignore he said this
marianascosta: I’ve had the concept of a full triforce swap in my head for a while now, so i finally got around to sitting down and drawing it and writing notes about it. for the record, wolf link is the pig ganon equivalent for a boss fight. if i had
popokko:
moonlandingwasfaked: http://clckhl.co/VIvWo9N
thatpettyblackgirl: You can even tell he’s not doing this just for the camera because when he says “You!” in the beginning the kid doesn’t get scared! The way he’s smiling brings me SO MUCH joy. This is great motivation he is a great father
The Sound Of Silence
dandelion-head: I discovered today that if Link’s hair doesn’t load properly in BotW he looks just like Bobby Hill. “THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”
piecedr: Tag a Friend🔻 • 🎨 Artist: @charliglass
pearlmarley: when the passenger car door isn’t unlocked yet
stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END Good to know shitposting has been around since
brattylikestoeat: Follow @brattylikestoeat for more!
they found me again
jucked:
pixipup: viostormcaller: doggosource: good boi OH MY GOD?????? OHHHHH MY GOD?????????? I THOUGHT HE WAS A FAKE TEDDY
in court
llazyneiph: imthejudge: whats my favourite weapon in far cry 5 you may ask? i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying
oursuperadventure: 🎮🎮🎮! Heya! Glitch is now available on my online store! Check it out if you’d like to get a signed and personalised copy with a free Izzy pin! http://www.sarahgraley.com/shop Also, are you going to SDCC next month? We’ll
angel-shinji: keep talking to me and we’re gonna end up like this
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o-kurwa:
pancakeke:WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?
moodbig:
unclefather: this could be us on Halloween but you are mean to me and hurt my feelings
marmaladica:don’t lock the door
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