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rosewillow82: otabckaltyn: In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling
camdamage: just did that age-old fun social awkward thing where cashier at a store said “thanks for coming in” and i said “you too!” then quickly said “i mean, you work here, not you too. ok BYE” and ran awayalso i had a butt plug in. good
kusakkabe: Anonymous said to kusakkabe: 8, D1, Hinata if you dont mind?? yamazaklsousuke said to kusakkabe: baby bird hinata + 12 + 2E ? Anonymous said to kusakkabe: Hinata- color pallet 9, emoticon 2D!
zupergueynial:J’ai toujours aimé mes jambes.-> Menbulgesbuttssports said “ Sweet Ass “-> Myassdreams said “ Nice. Love your tattoos “-> Bonesmeup said “ Nice! “
megans-fox: Remember the white dress i wore all through that film? George came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.” “Ok, I’ll bite,” I said. “Why?” and he said:
aintthatakick: -Two fellas, they came in here. They asked, if anybody asked questions about Lee Kawolsky, what do I know? I looked at their faces. You know what I said? I said, “I don’t know anything”. They said to keep that in mind and they’d
noselfpreservation:When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”“No,
thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down with it. Muhammad’s
CARRY ON THEY SAID THERE’LL BE PEACE THEY SAID DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE THEY SAID
thesupernaturaldoctorat221b: charlottelabouffs: today i corrected someone who said accidentally said the monster’s name was frankenstein and i said “frankenstein was the scientist not the monster” then my professor went “but was frankenstein
pointless-posts-and-fandoms: jaredsbeanies: CARRY ON THEY SAID THERE’LL BE PEACE THEY SAID DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE THEY SAID THEY FUCKING LIED
kinkylulu: believe-in-can-city: ddavestriderr: darlingstrider: eeuonym: if a guy said this to me i’d cry if a girl said this to me i’d cry if anyone said this to me i’d cry I cry because nobody says this to me i cry because i send this
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
meladoodle:My 5 year old niece has just started to learn about death, she said to my dad “you’re gonna die before me” and he said “not necessarily… you could get hit by a bus” and she stopped for a moment and said “no… I’m very careful”
tester1001me: She said “don’t you have to be in a meeting in 15 minutes?” I said “fuck it. I’m the boss. I’ll get there when I get there” she said “I’m so lucky to be your assistant. OMG, I’m so wet right now. Give me that big
HANG OUT WITH PERCEPTOR, THEY SAID HE KNOWS SOME COOL EARTH CUSTOMS, THEY SAID IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID
dobe-qj: murdorito said: WHIRL steelsuit said: Shockwave or Soundwave’s cassettes? 8o minibotparty said: prowl (constructicons would totally knit him ugly sweaters)
ughstory: if a black person tells you something you said or did is offensive to their cultural identity, listen. if a woman tells you something you said or did makes them uncomfortable, listen. if a trans person tells you something you said or did is
riverrockstree: pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a
pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic
darnhomosexuals: khvdahafiz: darnhomosexuals: more little tumblr things that annoy me: “finally somebody said it” on posts with things that have been said for years if not decades omg finally somebody said it
somethingscarlet13: Nobody said it was easyIt’s such a shame for us to partNobody said it was easyNo one ever said it would be this hard Oh, take me back to the start
eggplantallweek2: deviantdicks: jazz28625jazz:Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said,
a-fan-of-fandoms: So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to
jamesdeaner: I said to him, “I have to be free!” and he said something that changed my life. He said, “Well, you just be careful that you’re not a slave to freedom.” - Rod Steiger
xspanked-masters-petx: “Come to the edge,” he said. She said, “But I am afraid.” “Come to the edge,” he said louder. She came. He pushed her over… And she flew. ~ Guillaume Apollinaire
buttalecki: when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said “who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said “no the correct answer is
callmechaos: firstdandelions: hELP MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS
tubularfruits: Yesterday, I was doing a puzzle at my uncle’s house and my mom said that we had to leave. So, I stared at my uncle dead in the eyes and said “Carry on my wayward son.” Then I picked up a puzzle piece and said “There’ll be piece
thethroneofasgard: thethroneofasgard: One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said.
charlottelabouffs: today i corrected someone who said accidentally said the monster’s name was frankenstein and i said “frankenstein was the scientist not the monster” then my professor went “but was frankenstein not the monster?” and i had
spoopy-pandersparty: valerieparker: domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and
zaynsbro: slutformisha: firstdandelions: hELP MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY,
pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than
linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend
mynameisnotyellowbone: thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down
fibrolicious: chronicallyinvisibile: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I
chronicallyinvisibile: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut
captioned-vines:dopest-ethiopian:bitch where?“This bitch called me ugly. I said, “Bitch, where?” She said, “Under all that makeup.” I said, “Bitch, where?”
purrprinthom:sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
jayjsupremacy: Nobody said #AllLivesMatter until we said #BlackLivesMatterNobody said #HeterosexualPrideDay until we had #GayPrideNobody wants #WhiteHistoryMonth until its #BlackHistoryMonthNobody
sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends
h0wwl: “Harry Potter isn’t real” they said “Magic is fake” they said “What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said
ileftmyheartinwesteros: “We’re not going to let her on the bed” we said tintindreamsbig said: Said that about Piper. She sleeps with me every morning. haha I’m such a sucker for her and she knows it lol
prcyshelley:when oscar wilde said ’i am tired of myself tonight, i should like to be someone else’ and when sylvia plath said ’i wish i knew what to do with my life, what to do with my heart’ and when rilke said ’this heavy
justjuggs: kdog412: Nikki Sweet MY MOM WAS FEELING AND LOOKING STINK, HOT AND DIRTY. SHE SAID TAKE A COUPLE OF PHOTOS OF YOUR MOMMA. SHE SAID YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOMMA AND I TOLD HER, LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE. SHE SAID AFTER YOU FINISH
OMG I THOUGHT MY SISTER BECKY WAS GETTING TOO DAM BIG AS IN FAT. AND I SAID TO HER, BECKY WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU’RE GETTING TOO DAM FAT. AND SHE SAID OH YEAH, WELL FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS. YEAH YOU LIKE THAT AHHH. I SAID HELL NO, I LOVE
og-raider: MY SISTER TANYA ASKED ME, DOES THIS LOOK STINK TO YOU AND I SAID HELL YEAH, BUT I AIN’T COMPLAINING. IN FACT, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. SHE SAID, ARE YOU SERIOUS, I’M YOUR SISTER AND I SAID MY HUGE THICK CHOCOLATE COCK IS SO
buzzfeed: Everyone Is Heartbroken Over Gotti The Sad Pit Bull After People Refused To Pet Him“Later on in the night I FaceTimed my mom and she said that people pet him because my aunt said you had to pet him to get candy,” William said. “He got
sonoanthony: benninowarhol: wavycrokett: st3fan00: Side chick said lets go out to dinner Side chick said when can I meetyour mom Side chick asked too sleepover tonight Side chick said learn how to spell
