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marauduhs: “It’s just a morality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one you’d choose—” The three of them spoke at the same time: Hermione said, “the cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.”
hopesstevenuthoughts: Everyone thinks that Garnet is this perfect being with no flaws but did you all look over in Gem Glow when she said getting the cookie cats were “all her idea” and when amethyst said it was everyone’s, she said not really?
My little sister said she loved the episode, I asked what her favorite part was she said “when Greg was telling the story of how he met Rose”, so the whole episode. I asked if she could be more specific and she said she couldn’t because
someone asked if we’d be seeing Rainbow Quartz, or a version of them, again, and Rebecca started to answer (saying something like it being different) and then said “Wait, for get I said that” and then just said “good question”
someone asked which of the Off Colors the crew relate to, Rebecca said Rhodonite “the neurotic one”, Zach said Padparadscha, and Deedee said “which is the delayed reaction one?” so Padparadscha as well
cristinaricci:THE X-FILES | War of the Coprophages (03.12) It appears that cockroaches are mortally attacking people. I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it’s what you just said.
pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic
sarahsizzites: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re
thethroneofasgard: thethroneofasgard: One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said.
deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
noselfpreservation: When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!” He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly. “Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!” “No,
hirxeth: “You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better.” Blue valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance
jayjsupremacy: Nobody said #AllLivesMatter until we said #BlackLivesMatterNobody said #HeterosexualPrideDay until we had #GayPrideNobody wants #WhiteHistoryMonth until its #BlackHistoryMonthNobody
I told that dude last night that I was into his slim ripped body and he said, yeah, sometimes I’m self-conscious about being kinda small. And I said, it turns me on to get fucked by a guy who’s smaller than me, and he said I like fucking bigger guys,
voldemortoutbitches: mouthfulofmemories: -ziggystardust: danceinthedark12365: therocketdream: Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those whose ancestry’s purest.” Said Ravenclaw, “We’ll teach those whose intelligence is surest.” Said Gryffindor,
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“My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said happy. She said I didn’t understand the ? I said she didnt understand life.” Mac Miller
i was having a conversation w/ a dude and the topic of cheating came up. i said that men choose to cheat. he said that men are bred to cheat. and this is in a nutshell what he said.
snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead
youngstero: I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads
ughstory: if a black person tells you something you said or did is offensive to their cultural identity, listen. if a woman tells you something you said or did makes them uncomfortable, listen. if a trans person tells you something you said or did is
jirachi: the cashier said “i haven’t seen these in a long time” and i said “the condoms?” and she said “no, the yu-gi-oh cards” and i Died
hirxeth: “You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better.” Blue valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance
sixpenceee: Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends
team-hiddleston: Come to earth they said. Subjugate they said. It would be fun they said.
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
“It’s just a mortality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one you’d choose—” The three of them spoke at the same time: Hermione said, “the cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.” They looked
sleepy-is-sexy: “Damn, the internet said I wasn’t old enough to look at this. I better not.” -said no underage person ever Lol it’s more like “oh, this specific blog said they aren’t comfortable with me following them, maybe I should pay
a-deflowered-rose: anon said:I’ve been feeling down recently, Miss Lalonde. Perhaps seeing you pleasure yourself would raise my spirits. Only if you’d be willing, of course. anon said:Possibly show us you using that dildo? heroic-powered said:I
kimiwillsinforever: midnightzerk: Posted a preview of this on my other art account but finally said fuck and made a separate gallery to post the full thang. I worked too hard on it not to. I said I wasn’t but I MIGHT do the mini comic I said I was
fredderf123: whatdoesthisbutton-do: lolsaladsex: zenisjenn: areulivingthelife: “Kylie just over lines her lips” they said “Kylie uses the lip plumper” they said “Kylie just grew into them” they said 😂😂😂😂😂 As If we didn’t
olivialaurel: My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking
buttalecki:when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the
xseasalt:sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary FriendsI READ THIS AT 12 MIDNIGHT
sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends
thinkingimages: “There are your fog people & your sun people, he said. I said I wasn’t sure which kind I was. He nodded. Fog’ll do that to you, he said.” -Brian Andreas
snowman-trohman: I told my mom I was going to my friend’s house on Saturday and she said - that boy-girl one? I said no, the boy. He is a boy. He is my friend and I won’t accept the way you’re treating him. She said- well, god made it a girl, so
sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without
ticklishdean: my wife was cuddling with me while playing her 3DS and she just said, “i love you” so i said “i love you too” and then she looked up and in a really quiet voice said, “i was talking to my lucario”
purrprinthom:sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ She asked. `That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat. `I don’t much care where.’ said Alice. `Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,’ said the Cat.
alorik1000: This bitch called me ugly I said bitch where? she said underneath that helmet I said Bitch Where?
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
softspringsolace:soracities: when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me” when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you
dattfacetho:My barber asked if its nasty to love eating booty and pussy. I said i would melt if a face like yours was in my pussy. He said damn that sounded so real. I said only actions are real
fuckyesorphanblack: “They said, ‘This [Orphan Black] is going to be insane’”, said Maslany in a recent interview at her Los Angeles hotel room. “I said, ‘Yeah, yeah, sure.’ They were like, ‘No, listen to us. It’s going
taint3ed: This white boy came up to me and was trying to ask me out I said no and he kept going and he said, “Let me be your first white boy.” I was like, “I said no. I like my men chocolate dark chocolate at that I’m not interested.” He stood
thingstolovefor: Atlanta rapper withdraws 赨,000 in cash from the bank to buy a carThe rapper said he had withdrawn the cash to buy a vehicle. Initially, Benson said he was in the market for a Maybach, but after the incident at the bank, he said
thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down with it. Muhammad’s
be-blackstar: Amber Rose said she’s coming out with a self-help book called, “How to Be a Bad Bitch” and Charlamagne said, “How you gonna teach Gabourey Sidibe to be a bad bitch?” and DJ Envy said, “that’s impossible.” I’m glad Amber
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