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fatalneon:“Me work as an Escort? Shutup! Seriously?? Do you think I’d qualify for one? Shutup! I think I’ll email my resume to Pantyhose Escorts LLC.”
Been without proper Internet for 72 hours… Hopefully my queue ticked over nicely, normal service resumes…
awwww-cute: When you lie on your resume…. (Source: http://ift.tt/2vRDDSK)
vampirequeen: *fillin out my resumé* dayman, fighter of the nightman, champion of the sun. master of karate and friendship for everyone
oh-so-pleasant: updating my resume like
farous: — How will you take your life back? — I’d like to resume my therapy.
umbrellaguns: “I hope you went through his resume thoroughly. Killing a few people won’t help you follow in the Boss’s footsteps, that it won’t.” SCREECHES ANIME SCENE REDRAW though I really needed to refer back a lot for this one ;;;
homumeido: *puts list of finished anime on my resume*
subtilitas: things have been silent here lately as I have been working with some friends on opening a cactus store. los angeles based readers please visit us: www.hotcactus.la normal posts to resume next week.
I can quote Forrest Gump in it's entirety... Would that look good on a resume?
0livia0blivion: okay so this weekend I have to finish my photo book so it can be sent to the printer print 25 photos for a show then pack them so they can make the 3 hour drive safe make layouts for my resume,business cards,6 page double sided pocket
lafilleblanc: Gilbert Garcin La vie (résumé) - Life (synopsis), 1999
lafilleblanc: Gilbert GarcinLa vie (résumé) - Life (synopsis), 1999
juilan: juilan: A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé. A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being. It is not the same thing.
dethklokk55: powrightinthekissser: the-shy-fa: housewifeswag: pr1nceshawn: Resume Cheat Sheet. fonts to avoid: comic sans One of these days we have to take a look at the decisions that led us this level of self-comodification in the workforce but
stuffmomnevertoldyou: humansofnewyork: “I graduated last May with an accounting degree and moved to the city. But four months had passed and I didn’t have a job yet. I’d probably sent out my resume to thirty different places. And I couldn’t
dmc-dmc: nctrnlly: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up i have never gotten an interview and not been
jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
correcting-just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: You should put a QR code on your graduation cap that links to your resume. It’ll show up in so many photos and curiosity will be your referral. I’ve never once seen a graduation photo cross
sobeitjayt: creamynut: sobeitjayt: creamynut: Who tryin to be our girlfriend, send ya resume nigga you in a group now you on that freaky shit Okay but lettuce get ours smh HBO Real Sex 2017: Lettuce Get Ours
kingjaffejoffer: starwarsgraphictee: welele: Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos… H…how does it know? This is how they filter out resumes with Black names on them #StayWoke
seawitchedd: listing my qualifications on my resume
memes–memes: Shit as long as you can put that ho on your resume it don’t matter what the gpa is
183 House Republicans just voted against resuming food safety inspection
housewifeswag: still sound a bit sick but I’ve finally resumed working on pictures and videos! are you excited?! 😄
lastlips: felinerage: just-shower-thoughts: Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s That’s pretty much how a well written resume works. Need to up my bullshitting
nomalez:CHAD SUICIDE(Charlotte Herbert) & MEL SUICIDE (Mellisa Clarke)Water Games - Photo by Cherry from www.SuicideGirls.com [Français] Charlotte Herbert et Mellisa Clarke ensemble. Un rêve devenu réalité!^^ Bref, pour résumé , le week-end
nomalez: CHAD SUICIDE(Charlotte Herbert) & MEL SUICIDE (Mellisa Clarke)Water Games - Photo by Cherry from www.SuicideGirls.com [Français] Charlotte Herbert et Mellisa Clarke ensemble. Un rêve devenu réalité!^^ Bref, pour résumé , le week-end
jaegerdog: Attaching qualifications below..skilled in all the following.. From behind…. You need references? From the front so you can watch… In daddy’s chair…. Slow sensual thingh kisses when needed before the main course… Resume submitted….
Just a heads up a serious wickedlywenchy spam is coming your way later tonight. That is all. Please resume your scrolling
juilan: A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé. A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being. It is not the same thing.
knargles:itstheblacklights:yupthe award was for “album of the year”, not “artist who plays the most instruments” or “resume of the year”. beck has absolutely been successful in the past, no one’s denying that, but his album did not sell
black–lamb: my resume: i love having jobs that surround me with art. i want to live, breathe, die with it in my blood. a true artist goes insane whenever they aren’t able to create. This is so beautiful
ammit420: ammit420: I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming “fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
the-movemnt: 22 years after the end of Apartheid, racial tension still runs deep in South Africa. The white men will remain in custody until their case resumes January 25 (x) follow @the-movemnt
luvallstuff: The costume designer for Black Panther is a black woman with the most impressive resume. She’s done a bunch of Spike Lee films, BAPS, The Butler, Selma, Love & Basketball, and ton others. I’m happy that there’s at least one very
theruleset: So that night I had started to fuck Daisy, but I realized her ass wasn’t nearly red enough to get me off. So I stopped, beat her close to tears, and resumed using her pretty little cunt. (starring @bbykittentoes, don’t remove her credit
tittybread: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it I submitted my application and resume I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW My interview is in
mugenspriteslover: Managed to make mature and Iori EX XIII (flames), hope you like it. i will go back to work for a week then come back to resume my project ciao
deletes: my life’s resume: i tried
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
lesbianvenom: lesbianvenom: the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: black-nata: natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE] clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW] clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
checkyalaterallygator: burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: black-nata: natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE] clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW] clint looks so bored like he’s making his
claimedjane: Well, @thenaughtysecretary, turns out I didn’t have my plug….but I did have my we-vibe and a glass wand, so close enough. Then I open the office door, resume business as usual and no one knows why I’m suddenly so much more relaxed.
theruleset: So that night I had started to fuck Daisy, but I realized her ass wasn’t nearly red enough to get me off. So I stopped, beat her close to tears, and resumed using her pretty little cunt.(starring @bbykittentoes, don’t remove her credit
buttsmithy: Aaand that’s another patreon 50$ reward done. Characters from one of my first comics Sam and Ellie doing a thing. Midgets will resume tomorrow.
marktwickers:pichasculosandpanochas:x-heesy:arts gate What is your thought?! 💭Via: @playart_official 👈..#arts_gateThese resumes are excellent 😂Credits above Another day another reblog follow me at: http://pichasculosandpanochas.tumblr.comToo
put your resume on the desk …
goldennfoxx: Titty Tuesday sorry .. i’ll resume blogging once i picked up my jaw from the floor … OMG !
objects-for-male-use: The only skill worth putting on your resume.
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
more-smiles-and-cry-less: Y así se resume todo.
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