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seereezy: manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented” me: am I lying though? manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
johannesviii: I had to do it the second I saw this tweet[Images: Doctor Who s1201 “Spyfall part 1″ screenshots, with parts of a tweet pasted on them. 1) Thirteen, talking to O - “Interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says
sashayed: turings: turings: in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever
ororo-storm:the fact ben barnes uses being a popular tumblr fancast as part of his resume is both hilarious and terrifying, this also leads me to believe he’s still here and he runs a darklina fan acount
hornydeniedgirl: No, you’re not. Because he’s going to pull out of you and leave you right on the edge, helpless to do anything about it. He’ll resume fucking you once you’ve calmed down a bit. Then, repeat. As many times as necessary for him
naughtynicegirl69: I’ve resumed my love hate relationship with the gym, squats and lunges…lol!!!! Summer, I have an eye on you and the little bikini folded up in my dresser…:P
hotwifeyuk: Sorry i have been so quiet this week Tumblr lovelies…. Here is a quick work flash, as way of asking for forgiveness. Normal naughtiness shall resume tonight. 😉 Love Hotwifeyuk 😘
buttsmithy: Aaand that’s another patreon 50$ reward done. Characters from one of my first comics Sam and Ellie doing a thing. Midgets will resume tomorrow.
buenastardis: JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD
jpbrammer: Job tip #57 - make the first line of your résumé “first of all, how dare you.“
oh-so-pleasant: updating my resume like
lesliecrusher: erics-idle: The Riker: Lift leg over back of chair Sit Resume eye contact Carry on the conversation as if you didn’t just sit down in the most boss way possible #Riker doesn’t SIT in a chair he MOUNTS it#it is one of the most bizarre
humansofnewyork: “I was tired of working retail, so I lied on my resume and said that I had bookkeeper experience. I learned as much as I could from Google before the job interview, and printed out balance sheets to practice on. After I got the
bluebell-the-not-so-blue-devil replied to your post:bluebell-the-not-so-blue-devil replied to your… That’s true, perhaps there was a holiday and thus the delay? I think they’ll resume airing next week like you said. If only they’d air the
verafarmiga: #writing your résumé be like
voodoo-fondue: hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
paintkiller93: fortheloveof-pokemon: goblinparty: gamerspirit: kimoida: I did it… I’ve finally caught them all….. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU THINK YOU’D NEVER SEE I would put that shit on my resume I mean goddamn MY HERO There are
drtanner: mistytpednaem: neutralizer: iwhipmyfrobackandforth: Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH wat MY CAT BARKS WHEN HE’S REALLY ANGRY, I SWEAR 8| I NEEDED THIS VIDEO TODAY
I am so sick of my current computer. It keeps dropping network. Im glad that my new board, ram and video card are all finally here. Time to resume migrating files off to get the boot disk ready to wipe.
cornfedmusclepup: honey-pot: Business or pleasure?Suffice to say my interview for 2 jobs went great today, up for a BA/QA dual role or a JR Digital Proj Manager role with an ad company; my resume got called “pedigree”*wag*
Strong words to use on a Resume
Inktober2017 - 28 - My Vampire Wife - Refill Isabella only wants housekeepers with A+ resume :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
totalspiffage: Resume Please pay me to sit at my computer and sing
mathsdebater: I JUST FINISHED MY SHAMPOO AT THE SAME TIME I FINISHED MY CONDITIONER THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IT IS GOING ON MY RESUME
ianoshea: That pizza guy better put this on his resume like “I delivered pizza to a room full of celebrities at the oscars and I didn’t cry or crack under pressure”
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
korra-naga: The Legend resumes on Friday, June 27th @ 7pm EST. Check out the trailers 1st Trailer Sneak Preview Extended 2nd Trailer
legalmexican: add this to my resume
unclefather: *puts a picture of a kitten on my resume* me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor me: *winks with both eyes*
taboolicious: resuming yesterday’s animation, click the wanking to join!
chillinhardradio: The Game Before the Game - Beats by Dre Day 2 of the World Cup resumes tomorrow. Mexico vs. Cameroon. Spain vs Netherlands. Chile vs Australia
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: black-nata: natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE] clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW] clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
pr1nceshawn: Resume Cheat Sheet.
CHECK MY RESUME
gaywrites: Exxon Mobil is believed to be the largest Fortune 500 company to discriminate against LGBT employees. To see if this holds true in the hiring process, the LGBT group Freedom to Work created fake resumes for two candidates applying for an open
Today is good day. Suddenly got a job offer today, and a couple followers on tumblr. (◡‿◡✿) Except now I have to: finish my resume figure out the requirements at different universities/colleges for the first year of pharmacy find out if I need
mylifeisvivian: can i put “was test subject in a sociology experiment” on my resume
antisheepclub: my resume is done
magnacarterholygrail: hotsenator: Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé, waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy
juilan: juilan: A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé. A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being. It is not the same thing.
pugflavoredsub: eeba-ism: owlapin: making a resume when u have no experience single tear of recognition of intense truth this hurts
rukatofan: millieyre: TS: Flower crowns…and stuff This may be my last TS fanart this Christmas vacation ‘cause my classes will resume at January 5, unfortunately *sniff* and I’ll be drawing less often from then on. My creative juices will be
thepoliticalfreakshow:BREAKING: Ferguson Protests Resume In Front of Ferguson PDThe scene in #Ferguson right now. About 50 protesters in front of the police department.
ammit420: ammit420: I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming “fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
misfitreindeer: phoenixcollective: psa: if you’re learning a language on Duolingo you can use it for your resumé on Linkedin, it now gives you a certificate of fluency at different levels depending on how advanced you are in your lessons please
unpicasso: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
how to include Dungeons & Dragons on your resume
cluttercrag: jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant
aughtpunk: ludwigplayingthetrombone: i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked
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foxbear: More Shape Returning I noticed from last night’s gym pics that six workouts into the return to the gym, my arms, traps, and chest are resuming some of their former proportions. This makes me VERY happy. I had become somewhat depressed
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