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thedude3dx: Legs! Just experimenting with focal length to draw out physical features. Got another render coming up later soon. Also going to resume my project of designing a custom dong for Kayla. Had to put that one on hold to get my first render set
darkartskai: Quick painting from last night of my character Haruka before resuming commissions. She aint fairing too well on her yokai hunting, but she’ll get the upper hand somehow!
yang-yue: Here is my announcement that commissions have resumed. The same as last time, I am releasing 10 slots. However I do have holdovers and early reservations so 5 of those slots are full :D.I ran into a problem last time where a reserved spot
dieselbrain: Alex is my local spooky fucker and often comes across weird and supernatural sights on the road. She isn’t one to pass up the chance to put “fucked a werewolf” on her resume ★ ★ ★ See more over at my campaign. If you like
richwhitelesbian: the interviewer throws your resume onto the table “yeah ok im seein an english degree, i’m seein grad school” he leans forward and rests his chin on his folded hands “but how many memes have you created? what kinda notes do
magnacarterholygrail: hotsenator: Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé, waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy
juilan: juilan: A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé. A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being. It is not the same thing.
owlapin: making a resume when u have no experience
*Writes resume in glitter glue*
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
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monsieurpaprika: Mink hate? nope; resume pounding ass. acquire sunglasses for added effect.——-Servin up some hot fresh Minkou for my fav Mink artist yo,hopin this makes u feel better after all that “fandom” crap ‘,:J TUMBLR USER VAL CONTINUES
: Maybe I should put it on my resume that i can draw eruri
txgaymercub: I don’t wanna do anything today 😩 but I gotta finish getting my resume website live
pat-nnek: ⭐️can I put car selfie aficionado on my resumé yet orrrrr💕 ig: patnnek
heyitscarlitos:Sending out resumes, on vacation.
to-wit:Should I add pillow talk to my resume’s skills section?
rainbow-flyer: Oh man! I got super busy but I’m back on track now! Let’s resume, shall we?Don’t wanna wait? Click here to see the whole thing for ū @PATREONAlso, I’m open for COMMISSIONS!
antinoo5: I was walking on Kings Rd.in WeHo yesterday when who do I see walking directly towards me but When We Rise actor Charlie Carver. Stopped. Poked him in the shoulder . Me: clapping Bravo! He: big smile Thank You!. Resume walking. Only in LA.
harinef: teacakes: kunsthalles: janemba: victorpopejr: Factory recalls be like He is so funny I have the biggest crush on him and he doesn’t even know I exist jalapeño an excellent résumé, joanne i’m joanne
whathonestmenwant2: Her new boss pretended to read her resume, but all she wanted was to punish her ass.Just force the dumb slut to lick your asshole, then rape her ass with both your dildo and your fist. Push them down her throat too, so she gets to
lastlips: felinerage: just-shower-thoughts: Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s That’s pretty much how a well written resume works. Need to up my bullshitting
viasatellite: title: Lingerprompt: day 6 – skin deepsummary: Sasuke’s love is more than just appearances. [Takes place the night before he resumed his journey.]notes: This is an attempt to make some people understand that when it comes to SasuSaku,
danisontnonfire: setheverman: shittyidea: Type your career resume in multicoloured comic sans Tumblr would probably hire you
just-shower-thoughts: Belittling an overweight person working out is like belittling a homeless person working on their resume
beeishappy: LSSC | Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé
clementinesgulag: kagome: oh no, inuyasha your eyes are red! you’ve resumed your demon form!inuyasha, high off his face: aha yeah
Thanks for considering my résumé. I'm really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation.
90svigilante: kinghispaniola: When you lie on your resume and they ask you to prove it. Anmweeyyy 😭😭
little-spoiled-brat: interrupting hiatus to provide happiest tit pic ever Resume haitus
elle-eliane: Flaubert a résumé notre année en quelques lignes: “ Bientôt ses mensonges le divertirent; il répétait à l’une le serment qu’il venait de faire à l’autre, leur envoyait deux bouquets semblables, leur écrivait en même temps,
shiinsart:Alright, updates should start to soon resume in a regular pace again here and on patreon!http://www.patreon.com/shiinhttp://shiinsart.net/shiin/
madamsquiggles: yes u do nikki. even though she typed her resume in comic sans.
sexual-haze: I’d interviews tons of girl’s for a “special” camp position. They all came professionally dressed with résumés and portfolios that showed me how perfect they would be for said job. But Kelly was the one who finally got it. She
knargles:itstheblacklights:yupthe award was for “album of the year”, not “artist who plays the most instruments” or “resume of the year”. beck has absolutely been successful in the past, no one’s denying that, but his album did not sell
wetheatandunendurablepleasure: itsaboutsharing: The top-rated sharing playlist on pornhub.com Busy girl, clearly multi-tasking is on her resume!
professionalawkwardpanda: Normal service resumed 🐼 Check out this this lovely woman here professionalawkwardpanda.tumblr.com
elixirblack: Put some effort in today and handed my résumé out. Fingers crossed!! You got this!!
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aughtpunk: ludwigplayingthetrombone: i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked
elliepup: hi folks!!! i’m super mega ultra sorry about the disappearance ; ^ ; some personal things’ve been goin on and i haven’t really had the energy to do stuff…. updates and shows will be resuming soon!! i hope you guys are well!! thank
nothingcanstopthejuggernaut: saintcelestine: Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. Magneto should add Master of Disguise to his resume
eljackinton: judgeanon: eljackinton: judgeanon: 2000adhistory: This week in 2000AD history - Normal service resumes Fuck the vampires, how about that Fuck the vampires? Don’t mind if I do!
bunnyspears: bunnyspears: men : i hate sexworkers!!!! u guys r so lazy no selfrespect smh get a real job how do Ur parents feel have a gr8 life wit tht resume never able to get a good husband !!! u guys r dirty & ur body is used up and stop selling
proto-homo: proto-homo: It’s almost Halloween so I can take off my human suit and resume being an Incubus. 😈 Whomst is trying to leave their window open at night so I can fly in and ravage them?? 🤔🤔
starfleetrambo: 922703: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it I submitted my application and resume I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
kaijuhearmenow: three-of-clubsandwich: Griffin’s resume of the future @silverslices I just wanted to show you the clip that those gifs were from. And also to make sure you knew what these dudes actually looked like.
youdeservedegrading: Yeah, that’s not good enough. But at least it means more than your resume.
sashalovesbimbos: “Come on Rebecca, calm down, you can do this.”It was hard though, her hands were shaking as she gripped onto her resume. This was a huge job opportunity for her after all. She had a chance at getting a job in a huge company! She
“The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame."
Porn resumes tomorrow..which will hopefully be a vast improvement on today.
Omg I feel human again. That means normal programming resumes!
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hammerito: And then we got the internet so I could resume making squinty faces at you.