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@Katevxxx has been growing her boobs naturally for the past couple months. She says, and I quote, “My life is all about growing my boobs and producing milk right now†Give her a follow, and keep the boobies growing!
Yes, Mistress. I’ll do anything you say…um, you want to dress me up like a street walking whore and take me to the truck stop? I don’t know…“"You said anything I say, didn’t you bitch? Now put on that shiny silve
babydoll-laine: violent-rape-fantasies: Next time, I’m not pulling your head back out.  Last chance to say it.  "I’m a whore and I deserve this, please fuck my filthy holes.“ I’d be begging to say it from the start
bigsexwithaveragewang: “Name withheld" submitted: Hubby and I always like playing around with different toys. He suggested this sleeve because he always says he wants me to be with a huge guy. We lubed him up and got him all hard and prepared
Two guys write to say: “I just wanted to say, "fuck yeah!” for the Love Your Labia post. Every girlfriend I’ve ever had, has had big labia compared to the porn stereotype, and big labia are fun to rub, play with, spread, suck, mmmhm
gorillaprutt: “… and today we’re playing "BUTTS IN SPACE; The Game”.“ Mark says he never wanna quit what he’s doing, and I hope he doesn’t because it seems like he’s really enjoying what he’s doing and seeing people
“You wanted us to say "thank you” because you’ve help us ? We’re not here for mendicity, stupid bitch ! We’re in your country to take all we want ! So we’re going to say “Fuck you and Fuck Europe”,
truthprevails4ever: Muslims say that Islam is a religion of peace, funny thing is that they are the only ones who seem to be saying it. Now peace is defined as “Freedom from disturbance; quiet and tranquility". So surely if Islam was peaceful
arab-quotes: “you know that saying (Sorrow is the only thing that starts big and gets smaller day by day)? it’s so ridiculous, they say it only to console people, but the truth is the sadness never gets smaller, it start big until we kill that
Brunette Stephanie is twenty-eight years old and 5’ 6" tall with lovely, all natural and perky nippled size 34 B breasts, a golden complexion and pretty pouty lips. Stephanie says her legs and shiny brunette hair are her best assets …
What the fuck is going on in this picture? I think it’s an infomercial, and this guy has a dyed black beard and only says things like “YES, YOU LOOK GREAT NOW! NEW "MYCUM” MAKES YOUR SKIN SOFT AND SILKY!“ She’s going
properfaggot: alpha-dom-dad: …YOU LIKE THIS COCK, YOU LITTLE FAG, I BET YOU DO. CRAWL YOUR PUNK ASS OVER HERE AND SUCK ME OFF, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO… SAY IT!… SAY, “I’M A HUNGRY LITTLE COCKSUCKER; PLEAE SIR, MAY I SUCK YOUR BIG FAT DICK"…
Eating lunch in Saturday. Wife and I are sweaty and a little saw-dusty. I walk over to a low over stuffed chair say “I’m ready for a blowjob now,” and drop my shorts. I’m wearing a badly torn T and no underwear. "I
markvelasquez:“She says 'You keep a-knocking, but you can’t come in,’ And I say "Little Sister, don’t you do what your Big Sister does…” - Model: Forest Alexandra Lyrics: Mike Doughty - Make sure to follow Forest’s new Tumblr Page!
: “Saying bye to Ted, Barney, Robin, Lily and Marshall will be as hard as saying bye to real people in my life. Thank you all for loving them like we do."
2:16- I fell asleep but not for long cause woke up with more potty aches .. :c. I went in the fetal position and cuddled up thinking over and I can’t wet the bed I can’t pee myself" but as I kept saying that I felt a little funny and some Pressure
So, I opened a blog in a tab and the name was “BDSM, Oral and Anal” but it was cutoff to say “BDSM, Ora…” and my mind filled it in as “BDSM, Orange Juice." Honestly, that’s a pretty good description
mermaidastrology: “So much of her time spent like this: dreaming up things to say and never quite saying them.” — Colum McCann Quotes that represent Virgo
the-young-writer-gg: bondoge: my tombstone will probably just say “ok" Can I die next to you, and have mine say “okay?“
assiraphales:assiraphales:I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm
woofety: Ah…oh…ehm… *has no idea what quote to put here…well, to say it all, actually forgets how to speak and write, because… what do you want me to say - ISN’T HIM A VALID REASON??*
incorrect-ft-ez-quotes:Cana: So what you think?Mirajane: Hmm those two *looks at Natsu and Lucy* Natsu dom, Lucy sub.Cana: Yeah I can see that, how about…*looks at Gray and Juvia* Hehehe I say Juvia is dom and Gray is sub.Mirajane: Really?Cana:
doitlikethis123: D.O. saying amongst the ones in charge of the high notes, he’s the lowest, Baek is the middle and Chen is the highest and proceeds to demo the “low" note. After Chen did his high note, the MC asked him to try it and he sort
diovve: I just woke up, I walk to the living room and can you imagine what I hear coming from the TV?????? Looked like a judge was saying, and I vaguely quote ,“We must remember that the that the victims of Charleston and their lived ones are not
doriansennui: amazing-how-you-love: browngirldecolonized: Jenny Yang in “If Asians Said the Stuff White People Say” “I just LOVE dating white guys because they’re so large and overbearing" "Omg 2 forks?! That would look totally
I beat tryndamere as taric and he flashed and my ranged stun killed him and surrendered saying “your family died cause people hate you I bet you like markiplier lol" what?
joyfulpiefactory: this will forever be my favorite quote to take out of context out of all the great quotes this game offers this is my favorite and there’s nothing that you can say or do to make me change my mind
nyooom: if someone tells you an offensive joke just tell them you dont get it and watch as they squirm and fidget and try to explain the punchline without literally saying “the target of the joke is being hurt in some way and thats funny right"
taint3ed: doriansennui: amazing-how-you-love: browngirldecolonized: Jenny Yang in “If Asians Said the Stuff White People Say” “I just LOVE dating white guys because they’re so large and overbearing" "Omg 2 forks?! That would
housewifeswag: say it with me fat is not a bad word when I call myself fat I am not self-deprecating I am simply stating that I’m fat when I say I’m short because I stand at 5"1’ you wouldn’t argue with me and try to convince me otherwise
I haven’t felt this bad in awhile now. I can’t sleep. I’m so paranoid now. I feel like they have their noses pressed against the glass, saying"I see you and you can’t do anything about it". I want desperately not to
candyskeletoncat: actualdogvines: i need far more than 6 seconds of this [Caption: a white and black bull terrier jumps at bubbles while an upbeat song saying"this is going to be the best day of my life" plays.
perchu: rosaparking: if someone calls u pretty and u say “no im not" u deserve the response “ok ur ugly then"
chubby-bunnies: Hello! My name is Molly and i’m 26 years old. I’m learning to love myself, and in the process of ditching a guy who couldn’t handle that. 5'3", 260 pounds, and gorgeous. Come say hi. :] imaginary-chimera.tumblr.com
spectorette: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve Rape is Dean Saxton, he attends the University of Arizona and goes by the name of “Brother Dean Samuel" That’s also him with the racist ass “Ghettopoly"
ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have
trojanman4you: alwaysready29: I think so. Do you?? The best words said when you know there’s a chemistry and passion behind connection!!! Enjoy more…. fun pictures sayings and quotes as I will make you laugh smile and giggle all the time. Follow
sixpenceee: TIL that the refrain “when one door closes, another opens" is actually an Alexander Graham Bell quote which he followed by saying “but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones
poetaaj: “Zehra" means flower in Arabic, and indeed Fatima-Zehra is a flower from Paradise. Did the Prophet not say, "Whenever I miss the smell of paradise, I smell Fatima.”
ulisaypo: Favourite G1 Episodes: AUTO-BOPIn which the decepticons build a brainwashing disco and the main characters say things like "Time to pull a michael jackson, let’s beat it"
bobbymoynihans: I had that conversation once with Lorne Michaels. He says the thing you’re known for will be in quotes in the middle of your name. He’s Lorne “SNL“ Michaels, and I’m Andy "Dick in a Box” Samberg. If that’s how
fuckyeahtattoos: “I carry a quotation mark to the left and right of me,” said one of my favorite authors. Why quotes? When we say “good” or “bad” so quoted, means that it is not exactly what it seems. It means that the appearance, which is
tybult: saying “id die without you" or “youre the only thing keeping me from hurting myself" isnt romantic its just freaky and manipulative
rhydonmyhardon: next time ur teacher says they want u to do something quote buddha n say “desires r the cause of suffering” and enlighten the fuck outta there
withoutsomuchasakiss: quote-book: -Vladimir Lenin -image by basiate so I scrolled past this really quickly and I saw truth and lie and I thought it would say the truth is you should lie with me and I just geeked out for no reason dang you tumblr you
backdoorbarney: I’ve seen quite a few people perplexed in trying to figure out what Jonny’s tattoo says — including myself. I believe I have figured it out though and it says “no mud no lotus”. It’s part of a quote by Thích Nhất Hạnhl
circumcisions: when you say something nice to someone and they say “i know"
poems-and-word: “And I have been haunted by these things I still have left to say.” — Seether, Here and Now (via music-and-quotes)
sacredpleasure:Young lovers wisely say, “Let’s try it from this angle, Maybe something marvelous will happen, Maybe three suns and two moons Will roll out From a hiding place in the body Our passion has yet to ignite.” Old lovers say, "We
huffingtonpost: What Saying ‘I’m Not A Feminist’ Really Means In 2015, "feminism" is still treated like a dirty word at times. Over the last three months famous women like Meryl Streep, Shailene Woodley, and Marion Cotillard have all
little-lady-lacy: I was gonna post a thoughtful quote that I’ve heard recently, but then I got a look at myself, and realized I Am the thoughtful quote. Listen to my body language. What am I saying?
softerr-softest: “I didn’t realize I was going to say it, but I said, out loud, "I wish I was dead.”“ -Edie Sedgwick "Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead” -Lana Del
ilustrariane:I was just watching “Dietland” and damn….just love yourselves girls, you are awesome, don"t let anyone say otherwise. Really out of brand for this blog, but i really needed to say it
“Any particular reason we had to wear these kind?” Sharp asked. “Well Rarity did say they were the in style this season, and she made one for each of us." Spike replied. "It’s not like there’s a lot of folks to
so true… |Seyda Cetintas| on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/75618093/via/Seyda_Directioner
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