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“I remember my friend Emily, who also didn’t shave her legs, always defending herself against anyone who commented that her leg hair was "gross” by throwing her hands up and saying, “I’m still getting laid!!” The
After about an hour of her caffeine-induced barrage of verbal self-analysis, I finally looked up from the computer and shot her a look. She stopped mid-sentence: “What? Do you think I’m neurotic? Is this what neurotic is?” Without saying
radiatingsuburbanangst:“It’s basically addressed to people who are fucked up about their sexuality, and says Don’t worry about it" ~ Richard Butler, The Psychedelic Furs on Love My Way
askboutstuff: Look at this little guy! That there’s Faint Note, this is a thank you for all the questions, likes, reblogs and such :) crown95.tumblr.com Check them out! FJHgdsafjkhoisdafg HA THATNKA THANK YOU!!! I"M LOSEing it! Thank you.
buchiparty: “Yeah,” Kirishima breathes out, eyes still pulled towards Bakugou. His voice crackles over the mic, and heat floods his face. But then he clears his throat, and says softly, “This is for you.” Quote love unquote by: @newamsterdame
sxyhighheelsbabe: I just Must reblog this and say that All women should be wearing these type of high heels at all times. No barefoot, no flats, no pretend heels (less than 5" and no platform).
loveitwhenmywifegetslaid: I LOVE it when she does that! Then a month or so later, after a girls night out, she comes home after 6:00 the next morning, and says, "Hey baby… remember that hot guy I pointed out to you at Salty’s/The Whiskey/OJ’s/the
thebigbearcave: yes, black men have messaged me, and I quote one saying “I never thought I’d be jealous of a white man’s ass”. Dude is carrying J-Lo on one side and that Kardashian sister on the other. the least I wanna do with him is frot my
awkwardlysingle: semiproonlinedater: awkwardlysingle: fuckyeahtheillest: haptic-dreams: I’m sold Same let’s go. If I saw this out in the real world and I was with a girl I’d point it out, chuckle and say “haha - that’s funny" while
George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary. Mary: I’ll take it.
They say that Retrica makes you prettier. What a lie.
p-m-p: K-puff: Charlie Sheen was once quoted as saying: “That was the Odd Couple. Except that Walter Matthau didn’t bang 7 gram rocks and have K-Puff for a sidekick. ” Which in any sense Of certainty puts K-Puff On the List Of One Of the Seven
arab-quotes: And when she’s staring at me without apparent reason, I feel like she’s saying: “You are here, and that’s making me happy.”
cumrisk: I’ve heard some of my friends say they don’t finger their girlfriends due to the simple fact that they don’t want to give a “cock impression" and make her not want it. In other words, they’re afraid their fingers are bigger than
MIstress sends someone to the store for groceries and says quote: Take the girl with you :D
perv-robot: Few things about this video. I honestly had no interest in fucking her when I did this. Regardless of what I say throughout the video is for entertainment purposes only. She is boring n the pussy is labeled “Ratchet Pussy". I’m not
specific-filth: “We saw your wife at that Italian restaurant the other night,” says one of your friends nervously. "And uh, she was with another man.“ “Oh, I know, she was having dinner with her new boss,” you respond with smile.
cutelovequotesforhim: I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will. I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will! I love you quotes and I love you sayings. Paint your days in beautiful colors, be happy and
Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence that my dog has the same name as my husband. I just smile and say “not so much." Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
One more thing before he gets here. Any time he tells you to do something, he wants you to smile and say “yes, sir." But don’t forget to smile. Understand?
firmmaster: instructor144: mr-doll-collector: Good cunts get rewards. “Hmmmm, now correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t you say – and I do believe this is an exact quote – ‘I want to cum all day long.’ Ring a bell?” ~incoherent gibbering
picmanbdsm: I’m leaving his quote (and hopefully he doesn’t mind) because it is exactly how I feel. “The wearing of your collar says that she belongs to you. Give her this pleasure. Physically demonstrate your rights as her owner often.
sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: loveandmindless: So my teacher wrote this on the board during class over a discussion of what’s the difference between “ni**ger and nigga" and why aren’t other races allowed to say it.She started by walking in
kobresias: experimental-sponge: boopednose: kellyclowers: scarlet-silverweaver: penny-anna: dasbaron35: penny-anna: dasbaron35: penny-anna: penny-anna: ‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he
soft-kittie: Great Halloween costume - all she needs is panties that say “wet paint" and a painters cap. I love this!
russianist: “The tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes never! You’re asked an unexpected question, you don’t even flinch, it takes just a second to get yourself under control, you know just what you have to say to hide the truth, and you speak
salemwitchtrials: “A diagnosis says that I am crazy, but in a particular way: one that has been experienced and recorded not just in modern times, but also by the ancient Egyptians, who described a condition similar to schizophrenia in the Book of Hearts,
dearophelia: “Tell me where it hurts, she’d say. Stop howling. Just calm down and show me where. But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling.” — Atwood, Margaret. The Blind Assassin (via
…. you all realize he contradicted himself entirely in one quote right??? A person can define THEMSELVES any damn way they wish, 100%. How about you walk up to a gay person and say “Hey… you might be gay NOW… but who knows
nowrunalong-archive-deactivated: “come down now,” they’ll say / but everything looks perfect from far away, / "come down now,“ but we’ll stay… (for ktrosesworld)
ratboigles: fiztheancient replied to your quote: I find this so freakin cute! Win! and nice Scott… ive gotten shit like this and saying my art looks like family guy aaa WOW NO yes also stuff like “wow this is different from your sonic stuff
ratboigles: fiztheancient: ratboigles: fiztheancient replied to your quote: I find this so freakin cute! Win! and nice Scott… ive gotten shit like this and saying my art looks like family guy aaa WOW NO yes also stuff like “wow this is different
ribbonista: windycarnage: ribbonista: yo friendly reminder there are sdr2 screenshots of alter ego (a DIRECT COPY OF CHIHIRO’S ENTIRE BEING/CHARACTER) than say “not female" and its very very unlikely that chihiro would therefor identify as
Yes! I made a statement about the length of my hair and how I felt it needed to be cut, but APPARENTLY MY HAIR IS ALREADY TOO SHORT. “Aren’t lasses supposed to have long hair anyway ”. Actual. Quote.
thegingerofsass: So during the 7/9 Warped date at Virginia Beach Fronz brought out Blaise after saying “I want you guys to meet someone who is very special to me" And held Blaise up like in the Lion King. I saw him earlier during Memphis May
ynadere: whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this" my heart swells with pride and purpose
poolnareff: Favorite JJBA moments: “We may have been two people in one, I even feel a bizarre friendship… and now our destinies have also become one." (Phantom Blood)
usefulmuse: Okay but I’m always a slut for the Enemies-to-Friends-to-Lovers trope where they’re forced to work together while lost/stuck in a hostile environment and slowly build their relationship, first out of reluctant necessity, but then learn
lanaprrilla: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson @ SDCC 2013 Anderson: “A lot of women have come up to me and told me they went into Physics because of Scully.“ Duchovny: "Men often come up to me and say they got into Scully because of
taavisplushies:superdogbiter:Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?YesNoI used toSee ResultsIf yes or used to please say in the tags whats it’s name,what animal it is and how old it is"important poll !!!
unwakeable: that moment when you put your favorite song and one of your friends turns into you and says “I love that song"
adriftinboston: For my sissy. Because she knows exactly who I’m talking about when I text her randomly saying “remind me that’s he’s an asshole" and without thinking she immediately lists all of the shit he put me through and how I deserve
because of those who called “shinee” i walked into english class saying “ annyeong haseyo ~~ , hello hello ~~! " and all class turned to be like : my bff : and i’m all like : then the teacher was like :- yeah ”
gaemkyube: SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE THINK KIM JONGHYUN IS A DOUCHEBAG WELL HE IS AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU WHY he tweets selcas with his mom and says she’s cute and “jjangjjang girl"!! only douchebags take pictures with their moms! only douchebags
inkeddisney: Love these castles done by @shell_valentine_tattoo! On @s.whitee and his girl 😌 #InkedDisney By the way, whining and saying"oh this tattoo made it on the page but mine didn’t??“ Is a sure fire way to make sure you’re never
writingdirty: submissivefeminist: laurenethedream: On my back in the stirrups at the gynecologist’s office. In the EverythingIsPorn timeline, this is when a suspiciously hot doctor would come in and say they need to do a “full examination" and
jamesstruttingpotter: but just imagine clint seeing that trend on tumblr that’s going around, the quote that says “you can beat me hurt me but for the love of God don’t touch her” or something and he looks up and sees natasha eating cereal while
Can we talk about how great Wulphire is? like yeah you all should look at him and say “wow, he’s so cool and as the most sweet piece of ass in all of ….wherever"
nakeddoors: Mama loved teaching her young bronco boy, Jay, how to ride a wild filly. Today, she was gonna teach him some new tricks too. “Sex is like a rodeo” she’d say. "And there’s nothing like being roped and pinned and ridden
fuckyeahchubbyfashion: I am 22, 5'4" and 230 lbs SUPER comfy dress: Torrid size 1 Belt: Maurice’s XXL Cardigan: Thrifted, tag says H&M This was perfect for the cookout I was going to I was comfortable but felt fun and summery!
tyleroakley:blazeberg: “I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’
tavoriel: ❤️ krogan have two hearts ❤️ Bakara explained that winning on social media is having the best pictures and quotes and things. Sometimes Wrex poses for pictures with her that she says will help her win, because Bakara should
it’s so ugly but it took me an hour =___=!! whatever, i love this quote ^__^ and of course it’s a sexy camera sooooooooooooo <3 i asked my mom if she’d get me one just to see what she’d say, and she was like “does it cost
confusedtree: icecoldnukacola: gaypocalypse: danwellspirate: Because you’re meant to be fighting for things to be equal and saying things like that gives bullshit “MRA’s" another reason to bitch and moan, further undoing the work i’ve
kingjaffejoffer: I’ve taken to quoting Paul Mooney and saying “what a waste of white skin” when I see white folk who are clearly fucking up in life. all those built in privileges and that’s what you did with it….. [149th post in my drafts]
officialstevenmeisel: natashapolycosplay: just watch and hold your applause until the end thank you this is the only time i will be quoted say yaaaas
vraul: Oh yeah when Pompeii by Bastille came on this guy walked past me and said “I’d rather listen to my parents having sex than this shit" and I have to say I agree with him.
fearless-in-saudi: arab-quotes: And when she’s staring at me without apparent reason, I feel like she’s saying: “You are here, and that’s making me happy.” ❂
bootlesscries: I kinda wanna do a fake “man on the street" type of interview where I ask random dudes their opinions on what women wear/do with their hair or whatever and when they start to give their answer I’ll just interrupt them and say
evasionne: frick-on-a-stick replied to your post: I want to be sexy Girl you are sexy. Buy a cute matching bra and pantie set, put it on and say “I am sexy" to yourself. You gotta believe it No, but I want to be sexy as in someone actually
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