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“So I’m just supposed to stare at the stupid spiral app on your phone and that’s supposed to…supposed…it’s supp…” “Wait, what was I saying?"Â "You just…what did you want me to
“I was just looking through your blog and thought to myself… "What should I be saying, or doing, when I give my fiance a handjob?” I am curious as to what most people do and/or say.“ - sub-twizzie Whatever comes naturally
fuckyeahtattoos: This tattoo not only shows my love for Harry Potter, but also my love for owls. The quote says “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” It’s been my favorite quote ever since I first heard it, and I translate it
solecityusa: Raylene’s wrinkly soft archesIn appreciation of female feet, arches, toes and soles - http://solecityusa.tumblr.com/ I have to say"SEXY"!!!
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: “Have you heard the legend of the "Shadow Folk”? They are the Sheikah… the shadows of the Hylians. They say they swore allegiance to the King of Hyrule and guarded the Royal Family…"
A big Uma Thurman “Goddamn!" Maria Ryabushkina is my favorite young girl model. Incredible pussy and butthole, but fantastic eyes, as well. They say, "Look at my sweet young perfect pussyhole. Wouldn’t you just love to fuck
luvhotpics: “How will I know it’s you?" my fingers deftly typed on my touch screen phone. "You’ll know it’s me.” his text read. "By the way your skin tingles when I say your name. And by the way your nipples
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bethanybdsm:“I can’t believe you married this stupid bitch." I hear my husband’s Cuckcake say. "I mean it has been 2 years and she still can’t deep throat you?” she continues before directing her disgust towards me.
bondage-fetish: Um, Okay; but good luck with this campaign because many tried to say that “size doesn’t matter" for years too. Imho, BDSM *can*be* violent and even “abusive" when considered without consent. But, heavy-duty sex can
welovekanyewest: “Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta”? Or if I had a song that said “I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when
bobbymoynihans: I had that conversation once with Lorne Michaels. He says the thing you’re known for will be in quotes in the middle of your name. He’s Lorne “SNL“ Michaels, and I’m Andy "Dick in a Box” Samberg. If that’s how
fotoarcade: “For you, I have something more precious and rarer than love.”, she says "What’s that?““Trust." Model: Jordan Bunniie January 2016
aviaris:gateway-2000:why was skype so unhinged and fucked up. why were you allowed to quote other people’s messages and EDIT THE QUOTE to make them say something totally different. why were you able to do the /me thing and do little roleplay actions
vuhii: saladsaladnovski: The text beneath women appears to say “the law,” which is the original quote. I have to know why someone took a picture of a skyrim guard and wrote a completely random guard quote in impact font over it the times were different
snaokidoki: certifiedhypocrite: An image for Vera(she’s an artist too, go check out the art) (wys) (fa) of her new character "Dea"She’s a mysterious fantasy. Idk what else to say.Find more @ weasyl.com/~Naoki and the tags #Tehsean #SnaoPatreon
pbsthisdayinhistory:March 10, 1913: Harriet Tubman Dies“I was conductor of the Underground Railroad for eight years, and I can say what most conductors can’t say – I never ran my train off the track and I never lost a passenger." - Harriet
kikuwang: my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when
incorrect-scp-cb-quotes: n3kk1tty: scars-and-serpents: incorrect-scp-cb-quotes: I don’t know what else I can say except that this is really important and please donate if you can!! (and if you can’t, reblog!!) Wait. What’s going on? Basically:
Attention!!! I am holding a contest if you want to enter send me a message saying"I want to enter"When I get 10 message I will explain the contest and the time limit!Thank
chubby-bunnies: Today I got my boyfriend to call me fat. Not curvy or thick or" a little more chub than before". But fat. It made him super uncomfortable to say and he felt guilty but I think he finally understood that fat isn’t a bad thing.he
tombac3: This is an 8" insertable length by 6" circumference dildo. She fucks herself hard with it and look how that pussy gapes when she pulls it out! I love the sound it makes… That woman is so full of shit saying she don’t like these
blissfuldominance:story-boi:“Mmm…" "What’s wrong?”“I don’t want you to go.”He pulled my arm across his waist and snuggled back into bed.“Then I won’t.” There is nothing wrong with a Dom saying this
misteradventure: fiztheancient: misteradventure: im going to be cool by saying i dislike sonic and only like the old games and then draw sonic with a human face and then quoting something he says all spelled wrong im cool and funny do people seriously
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bethanybdsm: “It’s simple Teena, I knew David would be out of the office in a meeting and I wanted to control you in his office.“ Patty says as the two of you enter your husband’s private office. "You may kneel there." she
bigbustynaturaltits: “I caught you staring at my tits” she says as she moves a little closer and whispers in your ear"I dont blame you. I put them on display for you.“ She starts rubbing your cock through your jeans. "I want
zambiunicorn: calliopeoracle: bigbigtruck: quotes taken from the source I have a cat that says ‘Mau’, and a cat that says ‘Moo’. At least that’s what they usually say, they have a pretty extensive vocabulary. Brrmmloo is my favorite cat
claavicles: waterbears: candyskeletoncat: actualdogvines: i need far more than 6 seconds of this [Caption: a white and black bull terrier jumps at bubbles while an upbeat song saying"this is going to be the best day of my life" plays.
naughtyirishlass:your-constant-temptation:moreclasslesskink:Say it over and over while you cum…”I’m yours!”☘️My mantra used to be"I’m Your dirty little whore"
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doriansennui: amazing-how-you-love: browngirldecolonized: Jenny Yang in “If Asians Said the Stuff White People Say” “I just LOVE dating white guys because they’re so large and overbearing" "Omg 2 forks?! That would look totally
suniuz: Apparently if you play Levi’s character song CD in a computer, the name of artist will show up as his full name—"Levi Ackerman", even though on the package and commercials it says only “Levi”. Production team is trying to make
resiniquity: isitthattimealready: today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes"
lmnpnch: There’s this quote that I love, “the aim is to be independent of the good and bad opinions of other people, and to be free from people who say you’re great, and people who say you’re shit” - is a really happy medium, it’s a good
pinkyena: kikuwang: my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are
odinsblog:And the FBI cherrypicked the most nebulous, least radical, milquetoast sayings to quote. Remember the #MlkJrAlsoSaid hashtag? If you’re out on the social media streets this MLK Day and you see someone whitewashing a MLKjr quote, please remind
facts-i-just-made-up:The popular saying “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” is not the full quote from a Rita Mae Brown character. The full quote goes on, “Unless you’re referring
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: every time i say sora squad in my head i think of squirtle squad and now i just have this image in my head i thought someone tagged this as #kin for a second and was highly concerned
whatever-floats-your-quote-boat: twloha: “Some people say home is where you come from. But I think it’s a place you need to find, like it’s scattered and you pick pieces of it up along the way." (Quote by Katie Kacvinsky, Illustration
bewareofmpreg: bahijd: so as someone who worked on the show, I would like to speak about this short dialogue between Honey and Dandy. This above is fair to original japanese version (she says "ujimushi" = “worm"in japanese not
cleverity: gloweux: vehxt: cherry-and-also-bomb: ♡♡♡ So true Fave quote omg And if Susie says that Sally says the same of Susie as you do?
dglsplsblg: Woman Gets Racist Text From Limo Business 25 year old Candis Doss says she called the company to get a quote while she was driving, and she says her phone dropped the call. Then, she says, she received a text message from the number she
analk1ng: analdreamland: Click Here! The Best Porn Movies! “It’s so small and cute. You say your boyfriend always uses that?” she asked, curious now. "Oh yes! It’s wonderful. You can’t possibly know until you’ve tried. And he says
“I’m thinking of a queer feeling I sometimes get, a feeling that I’ve got something important to say and the power to say it - only I don’t know what it is, and I can’t make any use of the power."
resiniquity:isitthattimealready:today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes"
