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morticiamunroe: wowbutthurt: i am laughing so hard *pterodactyl laugh*
thebaronofthebutts: neopiacentral: how does the word pterodactyl work not so well in this economy
celestial-sexhair: shypariah: im-the-trickster: meglemoreandlizkhalifa: ironpatriotisstupid: livemulticulturally: have you ever just stopped whatever you were doing to look at an english word and “you look like a fake word” yacht Pterodactyl
suprememoroi: wereralph: jordyjinx: why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen . this 7 second video has no business being this funny okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?
loveyoubiggerthangiants: kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob 😂😂😂
plaidasaurus: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he
paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually
gunsandwwands:dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and
eroticyodel: ptrparker: whatdoctor: ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead TOO SOON THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS
gunsandwwands:dj-gryff:this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire timea cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and
andthatlittleblackdress: a concert is like a constant battle between “I WANNA SCREAM THESE DAMN LYRICS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS RN!!” and “I wanna get a good video of this without my disgusting ass pterodactyl screeches in the bg”
theboywhoreadsbooks: That cute pterodactyl screech we all make when we have book mail
kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
Shout out to the guy in Jurassic World that managed to run from pterodactyls while not spilling his margaritas
nuri-kazim-sahin: oliverphelps: pterodactyls-swarming: gred-and-feorge: popeofgeekery: Jackie Wants a Black Eye with my penis. Comfortable Numb with my penis No Homo with my penis carry me home with my penis. Pumped up kicks with my penis Get
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bigcuppajoe: Mitch Lucker’s pterodactyl headbangs.RIP Mitch
les-bean: no—lungs—to-breathe: no—lungs—to-breathe: paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART OH GOD. HE’S SO SMALL
teenscoolest: pterodactyl-screeching: fleshmuncher: Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh. “This is the worst day ever.”“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”
archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
cloudymiracles: paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART ohmygoodness, that’s the cutest thing I ever did see
moonturtle6: Pterodactyl of Terror Part 1Summary: A what-if situation where Fiddleford constructs a massive robot to destroy the town of Gravity Falls after his wife divorced him!
moonturtle6: Pterodactyl of Terror - Part 2Part 1 / Part 2
moonturtle6: Pterodactyl of Terror - Part 3Part 1/ Part 2/ Part 3
gravity-what: grunkleswithportals: Maybe Caleb was right ?? Maybe the glasses Stan wears rn as an old man are fake/don’t have lenses ??? Which is why in land before swine when he was telling the story the pterodactyl poked him in the eyes through
gravity-what: chrossrank: gravity-what: grunkleswithportals: Maybe Caleb was right ?? Maybe the glasses Stan wears rn as an old man are fake/don’t have lenses ??? Which is why in land before swine when he was telling the story the pterodactyl poked
indecisivepsyche: A minor edit to the opening. I guess they needed to fit Stanford in somewhere. Was anything else changed? Anyway, RIP pterodactyl.
dog-of-ulthar: spinosaurus-the-fisher: assuming-dinosaur: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron comics are fuckin wild update: he is also a professor at a school is this
imaginarydorkemon: christmas-pterodactyl: colbalt-flow:The Max FactorWHAT IS THIS FROM?! Max is a fucking GODDESS. ^This was a part of her audition tape. If Max wins I won’t be mad.
Lady Pterodactyl
astro-pterodactyl: 🧜🏽♀️✨Just tryna be a merry mermaid ✨🧜🏽♀️
gunsandwwands: dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over
meglemoreandlizkhalifa: ironpatriotisstupid: livemulticulturally: have you ever just stopped whatever you were doing to look at an english word and “you look like a fake word” yacht Pterodactyl
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: xlestatx72: Sleepy cats… *pterodactyl shriek* <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
astro-pterodactyl:How many times do I have to pop up in your notifications until we’re married?
astro-pterodactyl:Send your nudes to someone who will enthusiastically stop what theyre doing to reply darling
astro-pterodactyl:Really rude of tectonic plates to make you so far away from me
astro-pterodactyl:I will complain about being an adult until the day I die
shypariah: im-the-trickster: meglemoreandlizkhalifa: ironpatriotisstupid: livemulticulturally: have you ever just stopped whatever you were doing to look at an english word and “you look like a fake word” yacht Pterodactyl Queue Axolotl
astro-pterodactyl:Me, popping up in your notifications after I thirst followed
maryomahmed: Babies~ part (1&2) they’re all here together :‘3
tiny-librarian: fyeahlilbit3point0: beeftony: candy-bat: The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack He was played by Jimmy BuffettThe guy who sang “Margaritaville” #that’s
fairyslutt:astro-pterodactyl:Yes.
astro-pterodactyl:
cybertwinks: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent also because they’re dead
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