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-blowmecas: dayglo-pterodactyl: lostinhyrule: gabyfacts:thingswillchange- ;________________________; the feeling i just got in my heart oh my god
kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
gunsandwwands:dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and
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noonshiners: noonshiners: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent
radicalmuscle: healthier-habits: No flour, no oil, no white sugar (honey). Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites Click here for full directions! *pterodactyl noise*
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually
parvuspapilio: LOKI IS PROTECTING JANE *PTERODACTYL NOISE*
loriendesse:[insert delighted pterodactyl noises here]
gunsandwwands:dj-gryff:this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire timea cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and
plaidasaurus: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he
amasunico: rocketpoweredlobstertits: makorralicious: misses-sauce: This is what anime sounds like to our parents i can’t breathe PIG SQUEALING SNORT DYING WATER BUFFALO WHALE NOISES PTERODACTYL SCREECH WHEEZE SEND HELP
butitspeacefulinthedeep: ravenclawslayerettesteamfreewill: hooliganshelly: gang0fwolves: ponponnorwayway: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel bologna pterodactyl xylophone Rhyme knife
mooniearts: sunnysundown: lilfaux: sheepytina: generalcharleslee: puertorican-thunder: batched: yesiamjesuschrist: deve2k: boldlygoing-somewhere: torchwood-pterodactyl: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these
gunsandwwands:dj-gryff:this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and
atomictiki: kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob Being a computer nerd 15 years ago meant noise and power in obscene
friendshipismax: squigglyexplosive: thebuttkingpost: jackalopejess: pterodactyl-screeching: fleshmuncher: Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh. “This is the worst day ever.”“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”“No, because
yamino: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the description
fyeahlilbit3point0: beeftony: candy-bat: The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack He was played by Jimmy BuffettThe guy who sang “Margaritaville” #that’s how you cameo
emptyheadgamer: kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
bebethebudgie: yamino: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
cloudymiracles: paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART ohmygoodness, that’s the cutest thing I ever did see
leaflessart: Can’t wait for Allura and Coran to visit Earth and be like Coran: oh no it is clearly the fearsome pterodactyl
yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the description
archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
black-anathema: gaytoast: *pterodactyl noise* Awwwweee!
ptrparker: whatdoctor: ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead TOO SOON THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead
Queer Pterodactyl Adventures
vintagegeekculture: Zeppelin v. Pterodactyls I need this in my life
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: supermattural: egbertcest-because-fuck-you: social—twerker: i-am-my-own-spirit-animal: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel knife parfait pterodactyl lieutenant their,
ballsdeepinships: Upon reading FanFiction: Me: nOOooO Me: WHIIIEEYYYYY Me: oh okay oKAY Me: *muffled screeching* Me: what Me: YASSS Me: motheRFUCKER WHAT Me: Wait what Me: *pterodactyl noises* Me: BABIES WHY Me: I’m gonna jump off a cliff Me: bAE
faikitty: I can’t even understand chapter 35 of Vassalord, but I can tell it was a good and sexy as fuck ending
shxuhei: *loud pterodactyl screeching*
bonitaapplebelle: cleophatracominatya: gunsandwwands:dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at
kgthunder: Artist: Joe Jusko
Did I just see Brian Williams (Pond?) beat a pterodactyl off his son with a trowel?
People who I make weird pterodactyl noises over whenever they are together ↳ Jensen & Danneel Ackles
odd-slater: 30secondstomesia: jjsinterlude: solidius11: aintnosuchthingastoothick: kingkaideem: badgyal-k: 56blogsstillcrazy: what kinda bird did this? @badgyal-k lol 😭😭😭😭😭 Lmao Was it a got damn pterodactyl?! Shit!! 💀
lomps: noonshiners: noonshiners: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent also because they’re dead
sweetlittlekitty: cyber-rad-69: pumpkinfishes: So we got some hamsters in at work. And I just thought I’d share them with you guys. aaaa *TINY PTERODACTYL NOISE*
tiny-librarian: fyeahlilbit3point0: beeftony: candy-bat: The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack He was played by Jimmy BuffettThe guy who sang “Margaritaville” #that’s
supertigerbutt: splattersmudge: Observe my superior child watching skills. THOSE NOISES ARE NOT HUMAN “What if your babysitter was a pterodactyl in disguise”
paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART
bigcuppajoe: Mitch Lucker’s pterodactyl headbangs.RIP Mitch
gunsandwwands: dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over
kattastrophic-fae: *pterodactyl screech* too cuteeee
Don’t let anyone ruin your day. They are probably having a worse day. Take this pterodactyl. He’s just mad at world cuz he’s the last of his kind.
astro-pterodactyl:
![loriendesse:[insert delighted pterodactyl noises here]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fd7a932e2349acfc8d63057438c785bc/tumblr_njgja3EIfe1t6ngbpo4_250.gif)
