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emeraldscholar: tristinawright: lemonsharks: not-john-watson: HEADCANON AC-FUCKING-CEPTED! WHERE IS THIS FIC. *pterodactyl noises* ^that
ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead
kingjuiceortiz: *pterodactyl screech*
jaiquanda: jurassicparkfilms:Jurassic World (2015)SNATCH THAT BITCH PTERODACTYL YAAAASSSS
hotcosplaychicks: Pterodactyl by pixielovesyou Follow us on Twitter - @hotcosplaychick
ogremom: “”rawr’ means ‘i love you’ in dinosaur,” said the girl in the rise against t-shirt painting her nails in the back of your high school english class. you laugh at her. years later, when the pterodactyls return to eradicate humanity,
noonshiners: noonshiners: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent
laughingatmynightmare: laughingatmynightmare: Hi there, my name is Shane Burcaw. I’m the guy who looks like a cross between a robot giraffe and a pterodactyl above. I need your help. I was born with an incurable disease called spinal muscular atrophy,
yamino: I am looking up Malaysian kites for “Nautilus” reference, but they are so beautiful I wanted to share. I wish I’d had one of these as a kid, although I was pretty fond of my Pterodactyl kite too.
kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
bebethebudgie: yamino: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
andthatlittleblackdress: a concert is like a constant battle between “I WANNA SCREAM THESE DAMN LYRICS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS RN!!” and “I wanna get a good video of this without my disgusting ass pterodactyl screeches in the bg”
paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART
butitspeacefulinthedeep: ravenclawslayerettesteamfreewill: hooliganshelly: gang0fwolves: ponponnorwayway: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel bologna pterodactyl xylophone Rhyme knife
loriendesse: [insert delighted pterodactyl noises here]
fractal-pterodactyl: Ready for a workout if seems. :)
zombie-pterodactyls: I was thinking of painting myself red lately.
abby-howard: ANOTHER ANATOMY POST! Only three vertebrate groups have successfully evolved flight: Birds, Bats, and Pterosaurs, which are NOT dinosaurs, and are an extremely diverse group of reptiles! Pterodactyl is not the only one. However, birds ARE
eighties-pterodactyl: The Hunger.
mugglekirby:PTERODACTYL @_amyjojohnson
stvll: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the description
clowderr: and then later gou mentions that rin doesn’t like sweets and we get to witness yet another one of rei’s pterodactyl screeches.
stephmhere: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually
soundgoodizer: djsckatzen: lilfaux: sheepytina: generalcharleslee: puertorican-thunder: batched: yesiamjesuschrist: deve2k: boldlygoing-somewhere: torchwood-pterodactyl: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these
giantpandaphotos: Ku Ku at the Chimelong Safari Park in China on January 2, 2015. © Pterodactyl Fung.
yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the description
spicywarhoon: William Stout art - cute cavegirl and her pterodactyl (or Mahar) pal
lolsofunny: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent also because they’re dead
gunsandwwands: dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over
ptrparker: whatdoctor: ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead TOO SOON THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
torchwood-pterodactyl: plaidshirtgays: wtf lady macbeth calm your shit why did you pass up the perfect opportunity to say calm yo tits
ptrparker:phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead
plaidasaurus: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he
tiny-librarian: fyeahlilbit3point0: beeftony: candy-bat: The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack He was played by Jimmy BuffettThe guy who sang “Margaritaville” #that’s
jtransposed: Pterodactyl play
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: *pterodactyl screech*
thatwhorehoran: lilyvashappening1d: The noise that just came out of my mouth was not human. More like dying whale, pterodactyl, and a then a little goat like noise. i just made a “nkalsnjkbnefs” noise xD
hamburgerjack: ptrparker: whatdoctor: ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead TOO SOON THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS
P. as in Pterodactyl.
christmas-pterodactyl tagged me for ten random facts or whatever I’m an Aquarius. I am 6’2”. I lost my virginity when I was 21. I’m a fan of filmmaking and film history. I have a half sister and we share the same dad. I’m a big fan of the podcasts
justinnimmo:jason - bold and powerful, you shall command the tyrannosaurus dinozordzachary - clever and brave, you shall command the mastodon dinozordkimberly - graceful and smart, you shall command the pterodactyl dinozordbilly - patient and wise, you
christmas-pterodactyl: me when parks and rec ends next week:
archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
bearwoman: davidbyrnindownthehouse: -PTERODACTYL NOISES-I NEEEEEED IT Amazing I’ve seen the exterior before. That house is in St. Paul, MN. Not sure any of the interior goes with it though.
nsfw-roly: *PTERODACTYL SCREAMING* WHY ARE YOU SENDIN ME THE GAS MONKEY DUDE
b-noons: pembrokewkorgi: gamiestgrump: Arin in the Nickelodeon Animated Short‘The Girl from Dinosaur Island’ I thought this was a cute short. Arin makes a surprisingly good frustrated pterodactyl Arin as arin
Look! A Pterodactyl!
![loriendesse: [insert delighted pterodactyl noises here]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fd7a932e2349acfc8d63057438c785bc/tumblr_njgja3EIfe1t6ngbpo4_250.gif)
