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patrik-star: lunakinz:This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is. this is a pokemon using agility More reasons why I want a fennec + they’re my favorite animal of all time.
patrik-star: babydinosavr:i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving
patrik-star:me playing sports
patrik-star: when in doubt, pinky out!
patrik-star: if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
patrik-star: when bae asks you what you’re doing tonight
patrik-star: something about men doing public service
patrik-star: you know, i wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo. wumboed, wumboing, wubology, the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob
patrik-star: does he know how smol he is?
patrik-star: bitch u ok
patrik-star: the only vine that matters
Patrik Ervell F/W 14
patrik-star: that episode where squidword had no chill
patrik-star: patrick: liar liar plants for hirespongebob: its “liar liar pants on fire”patrick: you would know
patrik-star: OMG
patrik-star: when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket
patrik-star: agentstephie: escapedd:so apparently my blog is better than kylie jenner’s?? Everyone has a better blog than her
patrik-star: that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see man was i using mine wrong, how much? 5 bucks i only got 7 DEAL! patrick star you
patrik-star: I feel you
patrik-star: Sick
patrik-star: best out of context quote from the show
patrik-star: HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA
patrik-star: I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died
patrik-star: just look at that concentration
patrik-star: when you look cute and you take as many selfies as possible
patrik-star: Me as a parent
patrik-star: otherwise known as EVIL
patrik-star: mom goals
patrik-star: me in public vs. me at home
patrik-star: “Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it.” “That’s funny.” “My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica.”
patrik-star: THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
patrik-star:textworthy: you forgot your BRIEFCASE oh, so this the thanks i get for working overtime
patrik-star: Shoot that was my last quarter
patrik-star: oh boy 3am!
patrik-star: lunakinz:This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is. this is a pokemon using agility
patrik-star: A poem by patrick star:Roses are blueViolets are redI have to go to the bathroom
patrik-star: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
patrik-star:lunakinz:This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is.this is a pokemon using agility
patrik-star: gnarly: when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you
patrik-star:matching icons for you and your best friend sft425
patrik-star: the only vine that matters infinitely-dazed
patrik-star: when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
