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patrik-star: Me as a parent
patrik-star:matching icons for you and your best friend
patrik-star: that episode where squidword had no chill
patrik-star:it was hard :/
patrik-star:job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment the environment:
patrik-star: that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see man was i using mine wrong, how much? 5 bucks i only got 7 DEAL! patrick star you
patrik-star: something about men doing public service
patrik-star: lunakinz:This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is. this is a pokemon using agility
patrik-star:Me: *makes a reference only I get and laughs hysterically bc I see what I did there*
patrik-star: lunakinz: This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is. this is a pokemon using agility
patrik-star:textworthy: you forgot your BRIEFCASE oh, so this the thanks i get for working overtime
patrik-star:How has this boy not aged in 17 years Because Pokemon Trainers don’t age
patrik-star: The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show
patrik-star: when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
patrik-star: I’M DYING
patrik-star: just look at that concentration
patrik-star:these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy” me after lunch:
patrik-star: this is big news guys
patrik-star: when bae asks you what you’re doing tonight
patrik-star: oh boy 3am!
patrik-star: Squad goals
patrik-star: This is Bailey. Ever since I taught him to balance a treat on his nose, he lets me stack whatever I want on his face
patrik-star: Sweater Weather
patrik-star: 94389o395739j953275-deactivated: This picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY So freaking cute! I want him!
patrik-star: Trying to stay awake in a boring class
patrik-star: when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket
patrik-star: matching icons for you and your best friend
patrik-star: everyday-departure: salsagurl: seriously it’s 2013 where is this?? 2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia. it’s 2015 where is this?
patrik-star: me listening to sad songs
patrik-star: put that thing away there are like children here!
patrik-star: How do you fail lunch
patrik-star: Shoot that was my last quarter
patrik-star: Sandy says its not but i don’t believe her
patrik-star: I feel you
patrik-star:How do you fail lunch
patrik-star: textworthy: you forgot your BRIEFCASE oh, so this the thanks i get for working overtime
patrik-star: it was hard :/
patrik-star: I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died
patrik-star: A poem by patrick star:Roses are blueViolets are redI have to go to the bathroom
