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patrik-star:this is big news guys
patrik-star: HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA
patrik-star: patrick: liar liar plants for hire spongebob: its “liar liar pants on fire” patrick: you would know
patrik-star: if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
patrik-star: just look at that concentration
patrik-star: oh boy 3am!
patrik-star: that episode where squidword had no chill
patrik-star: Don’t give up on your dream, spongebob! people used to tell me: “patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.” Well just look at me now!
patrik-star: that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see man was i using mine wrong, how much? 5 bucks i only got 7 DEAL! patrick star you
patrik-star: otherwise known as EVIL
patrik-star: lunakinz: This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is. this is a pokemon using agility
patrik-star: The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show
patrik-star: I was giving them both directions on how to drive through a walkie talkie
patrik-star: did you guys see me at the grammys i looked amazing
patrik-star:Squad goals
patrik-star: perfect bands don’t exi-
patrik-star: beyonic: blackmodel: corbitgun: What the fuck …..GOODNIGHT plankton thick as fuck tho…….. Darn I guess everyone knows i eat ass now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
patrik-star: Shoot that was my last quarter
patrik-star: put that thing away there are like children here!
patrik-star: When u just wake up from a nap and ur parents already yelling at you
patrik-star: thnx google
patrik-star: lunakinz:This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is. this is a pokemon using agility
patrik-star: yamino: fucknosexistcostumes: Patrick Star This is it, this is the lowest that sexy costumes can go WHO R U PPL
patrik-star: went to a bathroom at a coffee shop and look at their cool signs
patrik-star: lopmon: OMG i want to die zain
patrik-star: This is Bailey. Ever since I taught him to balance a treat on his nose, he lets me stack whatever I want on his face
patrik-star: I’M DYING
patrik-star: textworthy: you forgot your BRIEFCASE oh, so this the thanks i get for working overtime
patrik-star: The two sides of Tumblr. this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen
patrik-star: Sick
patrik-star: this is big news guys
patrik-star: How has this boy not aged in 17 years
patrik-star: why is spongebob looking at me so confused
patrik-star: me playing sports
patrik-star:these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy” me after lunch:
patrik-star: I feel you
patrik-star:matching icons for you and your best friend
patrik-star:The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show
patrik-star: when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket
patrik-star: Trying to stay awake in a boring class
patrik-star: when you look cute and you take as many selfies as possible
patrik-star: when bae asks you what you’re doing tonight
patrik-star: If she’s not hot than I what am I
patrik-star: I relate with sandy
patrik-star: it was hard :/
patrik-star: I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died
