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“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”

“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”

“I would never tell you to f-cough.”

“I would never tell you to f-cough.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”

“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).

“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”

“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”

“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”

“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”

“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the ‘Sherlock Special’ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have apparently decided to dress up like this… though if you look closer you might spot some interesting quirks…

sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the ‘Sherlock Special’ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have apparently decided to dress up like this… though if you look closer you might spot some interesting quirks…

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.”

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.”

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.”

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.”

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?”

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.”

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.”

“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.”

“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“

“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

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