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“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
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“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
gingerhaze: I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS, LEAVE ME ALONE Martin Freeman will always be a Hobbit in my mind. Gingerhaze Week: Day 2
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
