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tiredbtw: ah yes, my train of thought, or as i like to call it, the Anxiety Express
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: ice-valkyrie: “The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com
trans-mom: i-am-captain-snark: trans-mom: “switch” or as I like to call it: “we’re both subs so someone’s gotta dom” Is this the BDSM version of “no you hang up first” Insert suspension bondage joke here.
verifascinating: topshoprockstar: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami tbh i read this as “i hate it when (children of) immigrants refer to their grandparents
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 7th contestant: This
queercarmilla: Reunited at last. Or as the Creampuffs will call it, FUCKING FINALLY.
This is the End - Red Band Trailer or, as I’d call it, Everything I’ve Ever Wanted From A Movie.
inkskinned:“resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling”
my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption
pomoe: country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
jaclcfrost: “losing followers” or as i like to call it “narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
fearless1971: My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,
pollypopit: relahvant: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road bust ya nut
smolscully: its now officially august or, as i like to call it, pre-pre-halloween,
armyboydanny:Call it completing the mission, doing your duty, or whatever you like, just so long as you get the job done.
painequalspleasure: Lingerie, or as I like to call it - love.
tuckit: fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 8th contestant:
filthymalewhore: perverted-bisexual-la: tuckit: fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
aceera: Leg day last night or as I like to call it ASS DAY!!!!!!!
missamericats: sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,
the human body, or as i like to call it
asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 2nd contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 1st contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 8th contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 10th contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 3rd contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 4th contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 5th contestant: This
manuponman: lol at the comments 1nflatable-hammers: relahvant: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow
gorepact: hello and welcome to my blog or as i like to call it, my palace of Sin
kara-is-a-cutie:More of me showing off the new jeans.(This was not posted for sexual reasons and I have no interest in sexting with you or seeing your genitalia. Also DON’T call me sexy, it makes my skin crawl. This is simply a woman sharing the
bittery: The Daily Show - Mighty Morphin Position ChangersEvery now and again I like to check in with our good friends on the Fox News Network. Or, as your grandparents call it, “the real news.” And, to be frank, often times this show is critical
lovestuff345: 💋 Just a little something to help pass the time ….. ~~ Or, as @cndymn commented, call it “getting my groove back” 💋 Much Love❤️ https://LoveStuff345.tumblr.com