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Bloody hell! That’s one awesome side boob she has on offer there! (or side lairte as I like to call it!). Â Her tit looks so unbelievably firm for a one so large it’s like the miracle of the flying bumble bee in tit form! Very tasty looking
Science! Never Ever Waste It! In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne.
Love is in the air, and so are pheromones… or did someone just burn the roast? none the less, if you look at your calendars you’ll see that Today is… VALENTINES DAY… Or as some of us ‘lovingly’ call it…
“You can do as you’re told, or you can be expelled for cheating.” “But that’s blackmail!” “Call it what you want, but these are your options. Shut up and suck my cock like a good girl, or explain to your parents
sanescientist: holli look down over her huge tits at the chair.The chair - or, The Bimbofier as her other sisters lovingly called it - looked innocent enough but she knew differently.It seemed so odd that she’d spent nearly three days in that chair
diychristmascrafts: DIY Stinky Feet Scrub and Soak Recipe from Nerds and Nomsense here. Call it “Tea Tree Oil and Peppermint Foot Scrub and Soak” and give it as a gift. Or combine this scrub with Small Good Things’ sachets for stinky shoes here
Day twenty seven of Drawlloween 2016! Today’s theme is, “Call of C’thursday” and of course I drew Cthulhu. I tried my best to make it look like H.P. Lovecraft’s original sketch of Cthulhu, or at least according to what he drew as told to me
I’m sorry, I just don’t think of you that way.You know … “that way.” Like, fuck-buddy material. Or lover material. Or, I dunno, whatever they call it. Yes, we fool around, but I just don’t picture you as someone who like, you know, gets
In case you skimmed our last post, Takemiya Jin’s latest serial Call and Reply (or Chouchou Nannan) will be releasing as a tankoubon in February. It’s already up for preorder at a number of places, all of which ship internationally. We know
Something on the other end of the room buzzed. I wasn’t sure where exactly, but it was between the the wiggly-looking grandfather clock and my messy pile of anime DVDs, or as I like to call it, Mount Yaoi-more. Yeah, I admit it, I like Japanese
suppWhat is Creatine? Creatine is a compound that can be made in our bodies or taken as a dietary supplement. The chemical name for Creatine is methyl guanidine-acetic acid. That sure is a mouth full - which is why it is much easier to just call it creati
Put up PF#4 - Outgrowing Cosplay late last night. Do feel free to send me an anon ask with any thoughts on it (or any other story). I once agian overshot my word count but, I feel like so long as I get a flash piece done in a day that it is doing what
2018, Goals So I did a lot last year, and some of it was even stuff I was supposed to do! Funny how things like vacuuming, laundry, or book keeping become super* important* when I have a story that I am stuck on. I tried to fight that as much as possible
What's this called? How do I put it? My teacher isn't like a teacher, or he's just... He's a normal person.
Still can’t get over someone calling omo some “white people shit.” YES. OMORASHI, or as white folks like to say, “おもらし” That’s some WHITE PEOPLE SHIT… I heard about it from some white-as-mayo friends
bunnyomega: periegesisvoid: agateophilic-bitch: periegesisvoid: an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination. chill bro it’s a fucking pun Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.
fxrevermore: my childhood, or, as i like to call it, the general abyss with one or two memories attached to it
s4karuna: amazonpoodle: itberice-deactivated20150208: This is Criminal Law 100. Or as I prefer to call it “How To Get Away With Murder.” #LISTEN Y’ALL #how to get away with murder is fucking fantastic #it is like i know what you did last summer
kevinshearough: I love a fagg that’s not afraid to advertise what it really wants. Many submissives are afraid to advertise, loathe to be identified as a whore or fagg. This one knows what it wants, and doesn’t care if its fellows are calling it
happychuckmas: when people are prejudice but you can’t call them out on it because half this stupid website agrees with their narrow-minded drivel. it’s okay to want to ‘fight your cause’ or what the fuck ever, but seriously, you
This is going to go as well as you think it is: OH MY GOD PEOPL STOP CALLING ME DANISH OR FRENCH
dwarfbending: cornerof5thandvermouth: eichenschild: Can you please leave your social justice bullshit out of the Hobbit fandom? Or any fandom that is? Be pissed off with what’s happening in the real world but accept fiction as what it is: fiction.
wepon: glumshoe: 2014: “Don’t refer to something as your ‘spirit animal’. Instead, why not call it your ‘patronus’ or ‘daemon’ or something that isn’t culturally appropriative?” 2017: “Fursona. It’s your goddamn fursona.”
lminlesbianswithyou: pomoe: country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo” Oh my god. That’s literally what it is I am so fucking done
Sometimes I see nice fanart of Pearl but she has pink highlights on her skin (as though she has red blood) and its not a humanization and I’m just like “no, that’s wrong”
if they make an Amethyst necklace, they should have it be with the whip as the chain (like its black cord with purple ‘spikes’ or something) with the handle as one of the charms (or whatever you call the bit that hangs off a necklace?) along with
top4tot: gaymommy: pournstar: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet Burst and bounce skeet and skedaddle I’m glad others think the same as I do.
littleyellowbitches: So ‘Duck Face’ has made it to the East, or ‘I’m a stupid dumb fuck hole’ face as I like to call it.
ledaclones: it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow or as i like to call it the great british break off
/never talks to any mutuals ever b/c doesn’t know whether to call them by their urls or their names.
i-effed-it-all-up: orphan black, or as i like to call it, “i’ve been crying for 15 minutes because a woman hugged herself”
needs-more-butts: It’s that magical time of year, @nsfwkevinsano Birthday. Or as I like to call it, “FutaTwi Appreciation Day”. Got Twilight all wrapped up for ya.
I’m a really awful watercolor painter but I do it anyways. I painted the northern lights in Alaska, or as my mom called it when I was a child, “the green magic”. I really miss home:/
theveganmothership: This is a milk filter after the milking.This gross stuff is pus, or as the industry calls it: “somatic cells”. This pus is in every bag or carton of milk in the supermarket, along with the fecal residue, disinfectants and cleaners,
askanonbinary: yiffmountain: HEY queerbutt and i are running a queer sex ed and gender blog called safequeersex! we need some promos or reblogs to get it off the ground so that i can start the queue and get questions submitted as well as make the posts.
youngblackandvegan: eating vegan is not that limiting you eat vegan food all the time, you just don’t call it vegan sometimes with my favorite dishes, all i have to do is replace the meat with potatoes or veggies and it tastes just as good, sometimes
eldrikaethervial: This plant is called the Bonding Lilly, but some people refers to it as Lover vine. Very good friends or lovers will seek it out in the wild because it is said to be a very bonding experience that strengthen their relationship.
cyberjock: no gf november, or as i like to call it: same as every other damn month
theunoriginalist: hentaicolosseum: I love this hentai series but I always forget what it’s called or who the artist it The artist is credited as gekka f-to, and the group who worked on it is credited as aomizuan. Both will be included in the tags.
jedavu: The Adorable Sea Sheep This little sea animal is called “Costasiella kuroshimae” (known as “Leaf Sheep”). It’s an aquatic sea slug that looks like a cow or a sheep and that eats so much algae that it can photosynthetize. When it
throatedandcoated: People call it a lot of things, but the slimy orifice in my head is a cock vacuum or a dick hole. Practically useless for every other purpose, and not 1% as good for any of them as it is for pumping feed from giant angry beasts.
fuckyeahtattoos: I got this on 4-19-12 at 7 Sevens in Grants Pass, OR. It’s a one man shop owned by Jeremy Elledge. He rocks! This symbol is called a hamsa. In the Middle East and Jewish homes, it is common to see it hanging on walls or as a pendant
myn-m: I always order a BIG coke in restaurants even if that kinda BLACK color they have its gross, and i like COCK with it or as others might call it,chicken #nailded #notclickbait
strixus: tumblingus: sebhar: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. We call it the Jerk and Squirt. Also the Nut and Bolt. I’m partial to Jizz n Jet Skeet and Skoot.
thewizardofodd: baddjustin: misshernandez: QUENEPAS ! or as we Dominicans like to call it, LIMONSILLO :) ya dont know about this ! I know this, It taste so good!! i love these lol
:“Children of Horror” (or as I prefer to call it “Slasher Babies”) as interpreted by A. I.
monillove: bryandaviss: monillove: cuckoldscams: Ever heard of a Cuckquean? It’s the female version of the cuckold fantasy. Read more about the Cuckquean fantasy here or as some people may call it, reverse cuckolding. I watched bryandaviss fuck
thepervertedrevolution: It’s time for the first Saturday spam! And we’re going to start it off with a bang! How about some succubus. Or as I like to call her a sucky-bitch. Mmm makes me want to roll a lock just to get that sweet ass. 😈my blog
lilkittygrl: you-can-call-me-carl: How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird? because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
supernatasha: i used to think it was fun and interesting to get into debates about feminism or racism, or in general challenge people’s bigotry and prejudice and call them out. but recently it’s become a burden. it’s a chore now. i no longer want
alixintooblivion: inkskinned: “resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling” hey wait it’s true
ladygolem: brotoad: 11-is-just-as-good-as-10: I don’t know if you guys heard about this or not, but someone is working on a mod for Skyrim that makes it look like a “Pixar” film. He is calling it “Toon Skyrim.” It’s just a huge texture
disegnidipizzo: its wednesjade or as i like to call it, monjadeinfluenza may have gotten me, but it doesn’t know that it’s my love for jade that keeps me alive@jade-week prepare for green
nothingfills: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. the hit it and quit it
“Boxers! Or as I like to call them, pant liners, because that all they’re really there for. It’s basically the same thing as going commando, since they don’t actually provide any support, but they’re there so in case your pants fall down,
giritina:I think a lot of people who get into discourse about it/itself pronouns or other niche queer expressions of the self like neopronouns miss that these things are supposed to be subversive. They see someone saying to call them pup and think that
notjustanyannie: simonalkenmayer: Ploughman’s board.Aka charcuterie Or, as my son who is working as a waiter calls it; “the meal where I absolutely have to touch every single piece of food on your plate”. 😂
