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unradly: relahvant: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road bust ya nut and
pomoe: country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
pollypopit:relahvant:asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road bust ya nut and
gorepact: hello and welcome to my blog or as i like to call it, my palace of Sin
my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption
missamericats: sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,
humor-n-shit-blog: My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,
aceera: Leg day last night or as I like to call it ASS DAY!!!!!!!
fearless1971: My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,
yaboybokuto: triple D stuff or as i like to call it The Slightly Less Heartbreaking Gay Time + the pride icons
thepropain: officialannakendrick: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road
fallofthephoenixes:Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 7th contestant: This big
history-jokes: ah, yes, the Trojan horse, or, as I like to call it,
annichu-i-choose-you: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: ice-valkyrie: “The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com
yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
pollypopit: relahvant: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road bust ya nut
the human body, or as i like to call it
thatfunnyblog: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road
inkskinned:“resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling”
adventuresingay: Or as I like to call it: not-tella.
asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: ice-valkyrie: “The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com
queertoday-gonetomorrow: The Last Jedi or, as I like to call it, General Hux and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day,
My mom just said that my septum ring (or the ‘bones’ in my nose, as she affectionately calls it) a very “minimum wage look” Good morning to you, too.
painequalspleasure: Lingerie, or as I like to call it - love.
astraias: shopping, or as i like to call it, scheduled breakdowns in dressing rooms
topshoprockstar: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami tbh i read this as “i hate it when (children of) immigrants refer to their grandparents in their native
inkskinned: “resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling”
queercarmilla: Reunited at last. Or as the Creampuffs will call it, FUCKING FINALLY.
1everythingthg: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: ice-valkyrie: “The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com
rymdprins: the ‘gaydar’, or as i like to call it, ‘wishful thinking’
pro-gay:ah yes, valentines day is approaching. or as we, gay people, like to call it: Extreme Heterosexual Awareness Day
zenbizarre: sexyviv: Urethral Masturbation Or, as I have come to call it, “peehole playtime” is one of the most amazing things I’ve explored. You may remember my post about a week ago that I wanted to explore this. With the help of a couple of
sensitivewhiteboy: if anybody who isn’t a middle-aged black woman calls me “hun” or “sweetie” I view it as an insult
junkyard-bodhisattva: feministdahmer: thedailybeard: i love this guy’s hair. i wish i had the guts to do something like this. I am in love with his everything. i want to gay-marry him…or as i like to call it, “marry.”
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 5th contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 2nd contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 1st contestant: This
fallofthephoenixes: Welcome to the 2014 World Cup of Trannies that like to Fuck Ass. Or as I’d like to call it: WCTFA 2014. 10 contestants will fuck for your approval. The one with the highest score wins. Let the games begin ! 8th contestant: This
asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road Bust & Bounce Spurt & Desert