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manywinged:manywinged:“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning
amadness2method:thegoodomensdumpster:atticescapee-abandoned:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:orevet:santhomedusae-deactivated202006:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:got thinking about crowley and aziraphale’s relationships with mortality and the physical
sherlockscotts: the fear of losing one another to hell fire and holy water vs. facing each other’s executions directly
superdogbiter: Crowley,taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose:”Be free my child”Aziraphale,coming in with a small cut on his ankle:”WHO THE HEL-”
angelsdineattheritz: angelsdineattheritz: Uriel: Don’t think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment Aziraphale, to himself: He IS my boyfriend, isn’t he!?
Good??? In MY Omens?????
tsilvy: Aziraphale on the eastern gate, literally as soon as Adam and Eve leave: And she’s expecting already!Crowley, who won’t know how reproduction works for at least another millennium: *to himself* Expecting? WHAT is she expecting?!
morosexual-aziraphale: based on that one vinebonus Aziraphale:
gretchenzellerbarnes:(x)
janthonyashtoreth: collab of the century folks alskfjs
wahoo-shem:Anathema: wow so Crowley’s true form is a giant snake. That doesn’t scare you at all?Aziraphale *having flashbacks to the first time Crowley tried to take a drink in human form and just completely submerged his face in a communal wine bowl*:
goosetooths:when u lose the antichrist and armaggedon starts
devilsss-dyke: I’m not sure what to caption this but uhh, here we are. [my original post about this]
gretchenzellerbarnes:he touches you exactly how he used to as if nothing has ever happened, as if he’s not just guilty conscience and a bit of tangible smoke, rmeisel
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: while i don’t mean to disregard anyone’s legitimate fears or phobias i genuinely don’t understand how anyone could think that crows are somehow “unlucky” or “omens
ouidamforeman:I can’t remember if I posted this meme I made here yet but. Take it
topaziraphale:when satan likes what you did with the M25
c9x13nczstyj:cryptids of opposing powers
brokendeathangel: That Twitter post speaks to me UwU
faggghaggg:mischiefensued:Happy 420 🚬Perfection :))
lifewithoutcosette: apparently it takes me about 12 hours to remember the best bits of both shows.
deeskip:bruh
story-kat: Art by NK_asperako Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)
ineffablelovebirds: ratliker1917:Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they’re heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo. Crowley accidentally got into the spice merchants wares one late evening in fuvk-knows b.c.
edward elric: short king or manlet?
yamisnuffles: “Saw a giant snake outside A.Z. Fell’s bookshop. Nature is healing.”
ineffablelovebirds: Animals seem to have free reign of the cities, so Crowley decided to just slither over anyway. Can’t accidentally tempt ppl to go outside and get sick if you don’t look like one
springapreppe:Aziraphale upon receiving news of mandatory quarantine: What’s this? An excuse to pine after my love in a way that would make Jane Austin proud? I shall write so many forlorn letters to my dear Anthony J. Crowley!Crowley, a disaster gay
aboutstark: Dumb snek missing the one braincell he shares with his angel.
glassiskies:young man your CAR is on FIRE and you’re still SITTING IN IT and frankly it’s in no fit condition to drive!!!
polkanote: crowley in 1967: pulls up in his bentley to the bar to meet with his counterparts to organize holy water heist aziraphale, looking out of his bookshop window:
jonlybonlyfromboldlygo: did-you-kno: The Temple of Quechula was built in 1564 and abandoned in the 1700s because of a plague. Source plague church emerges from the water. totally cool. normal. not an ill omen or harbinger of doom at all.
tio-trile:Calm Snake
tio-trile:Since we’re on the topic of the Golden Girls……
spacesocialist:I love decorating my apartment with a metaphorical representation of me and my bff having sex and also a statuette from the exploded church where we sealed our symbolic marriage in the 1940s after killing mark gattiss, platonically
stillnotabroad:Dramatic noodle
not-a-space-alien:Crowley is the physical manifestation of precariously piling all the tupperware in the cabinet against the door and slamming it shut, only to have it all tumble out and bury you next time you open the cabinet
manywinged:“people who would fight the entire world for each other but complain and call each other stupid fucking idiots about it the entire time” is the ultimate relationship dynamic
gogobootz:sodabutch:my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles My shoulder angel and devil are kissing on the mouth
lordgneurshk:nobodysuspectsthebutterfly: #happy international omen’s day (via @kaava)
astraldemise:astraldemise:astraldemise:when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right
kaijuborn: Vikings + visions and omens
occvlta: Auspice necklaces back in Store. All praise the death messenger and omen bringer.
oceanwitch: VAERMINA The Daedric Prince whose sphere is the realm of dreams and nightmares, and from whose realm issues forth evil omens. Some have also claimed her sphere ties somehow to torture. Vaermina is depicted
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Sure, falling from Grace was a sore loss, but the books he can read now were so worth it.I love this AU #DemonAziraphale
magictransistor: Absit Omen
fuckyourapplejax: twofingerswhiskey: mekmilli:mockingturtles:oh my godBack in colonial days and reading African novels a lot of Africans who first saw Europeans were terrified and almost thought it was an omen or signs of bad fortune to come well they
comicallyvintage: A Bear!
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