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sketches-by-lexie: I’ll just be over here misusing memes this was probably done before right?
canonicallygay: part 2/? something resembling a plot coming soon…. (also snakes don’t have eyelids but this is a cartoon and i do what i want) previous
son-of-a-bee:“What’s a Velvet Underground?”“You wouldn’t like it”Of course, he wouldn’t.
starrose17:memeclassheroes:
Good??? In MY Omens?????
aziraphae:- Nathaniel Orion
killerweasel: knightofthesevenfandoms: vodkertonic: hey remember that time jon hamm and anna maxwell martin Did This and then the ineffable bureaucracy pairing was created, causing people like me to make dumb gifs like this: ha! yeah i don’t remember
copperbadge: rsfcommonplace: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: you cannot tell me that Crowley, at his most vengeful, doesn’t follow Aziraphale around the bookshop annoying the ever-loving fuck out of him like a petulant
cliopadra: Careful step and Yeet™
pirategf:this is unbearable i can’t believe we live like this
suii-ne: Things Invented By Crowley.ppt Part 3: the dread sigil UWU< previous next >[IG] [Twitter] Crowley:
biteinsane:Aziraphale: *cry of agony*Crowley, rushing into the room, wings out, eyes blazing, battle ready: What’s happened?! What’s wrong?!Aziraphale, solemnly placing a hand over his face, the Great British Bake-Off still playing on the TV: She
cyber-phobia:pacifistcowboy:i love that whenever someone draws snake crowley they draw him as a regular sized snake when in the show he was fuckign massive but i haven’t seen a single drawing of Huge Fucking Snake Crowley and that makes me a lil sadI’m
honeyreynolds: miscellaneous aziraphale/crowley + reductress headlines bonus:
kamwashere: corancoranthemagicalman: a-secret-land: I always thought that Crowley’s expressions in this scene made it look like, when Aziraphale said “we,” Crowley had thought (just momentarily) that he meant “we” as in “you and I,”
sorrens: just more texts between celestial soulmates
avenoire:Much Ado About Nothing but its the Ineffable Husbands
heavylode: choose your fighterbased on this concept by @mrcondent
prokopetz: Level 1: Porn with plot Level 2: Porn with social commentary Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos Level 5: Porn with math
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goodgonads: not the first one to make this joke but
duanxiuzhipi:it’s always sunny in tadfield
heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate:
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wolfiejimi: *sighs*Idiots
fawnmisty:They’re both idiots
show-me-a-great-plan: Aziraphale & Crowley + tweetsPart 2bonus:
marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:
world-of-cats:
janthonyashtoreth: broke: crowley and aziraphale are gay woke: crowley and aziraphale are morosexual but only for each others specific brand of idiocy
sirhate: lily-peet: Bad idea for a Romantic ComedyThe Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going
insufficiently-advanced:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:“Crowley is a thot” EXCUSE me??? You’re calling Anthony J. Crowley the thot of the main duo??? The man who yells at his houseplants?? The man who would take you on a date and spend
wolfiejimi: crowleyfucks: wow so I might be in love!
vampirecrowley: I thought, “Heaven can’t help me now.”
cliopadra: NO IT FUCKING ISN’T!!!
"Comrade" but in a gay way
thelilnan:y’all ever seen In & Out (1997)
lecramaa:uwu husbands meme teehee
pinkpiggy93:HC: one day, Crowley and Aziraphale decided to stay home as it was raining outside. Aziraphale opened an old envelope of old pictures he had of Crowley and wondered.
muyenbroma: it’s ok aziraphale!!! research is important!!!
:In which everybody tries to play matchmaker x
paintedvanilla: i can’t look at this image for too long or it starts to blind me (template credit)
polkanote: nachashim: nachashim: nachashim: crowley is the type of bitch to be like. aziraphale you should take my name. no it’s not about ownership it’s not about superiority or whatever we both know who’s in charge here but you really should
comic-sans-chan: It kills me that Crowley just slithered straight up AN ENORMOUS FIVE THOUSAND FOOT WALL to invent bad flirting with Aziraphale. Like imagine watching the beings you were charged to protect wandering off into the unforgiving desert with
theburiedgay-moved:theburiedgay-moved:theburiedgay-moved:Anthony “I’m not like other demons” Crowley“Ooh look me I don’t talk to other demons only my angel boyfriend you know I didn’t REALLY fall I just sauntered vaguely downwards I’m too
logicalbookthief: they got me good lads
wlwnora:DOG, THE VICIOUS HELLHOUND
ethereal-not-occult: leeshajoy: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale A-Seraph-El Seraph= “the burning one” -el = of God, of Power The fire of God, the One who burns for God, the burning power Aziraphale doesn’t have a flaming sword, Aziraphale IS
ineffableplan:TV Crowley puts a lot of work into that sex appeal and slutty aesthetic but I bet if he ever found himself in someone’s bedroom with a person who wants in his pants he’d fling himself out the window in the least suave manner possible
nextdoorgoblin:someone had to make this and i thought might as well be me (idk if someone had already done it)
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