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astrangertomykin:me: it’s nearly 3am i have work in the morningmy brain: how was crowley going to get to alpha centauri
Good??? In MY Omens?????
fairytaleasoldastime: Crowley going into a church to save Aziraphale.
wilde-worms-blog:
agnes-nutter-witch: cheeseanonioncrisps: Okay, so maybe I’m an idiot for not realising this sooner, but the reason War has the flaming sword— Aziraphale’s flaming sword— is because War is actually the embodiment of something created by humans,
queerstionboy: i never noticed aziraphale’s smirk after the wall push scene he really is that bitch huh
speremint: Thanks so much to everyone who joined the stream! A LOT of people had requested something with Crowley’s plants and AziraphaleHonestly what a trainwreck
daughtersofthanos: …he looked very tired, and very pale, and very scared.
katy-133: ttapegunn: crowleyswobblyleg: Crowley+Voices “Wondering if you would help us with our INQUIRIES”
"Comrade" but in a gay way
apocahipster: the feel when ur love story would take a 6 part miniseries to properly explain
:for your consideration:Gabriel and Michael right? Yhey like..storm the book shop, one day to demand Aziraphale comes back for the Greater Good or whatever. And Crowley is there (cause he’s gay for the owner, obviously.) Gabriel and Michael are
kadywicker:raphael crowley is so funny to me bc he’s the patron of marriage but he’s still like “its been 6000 years and idk if aziraphale likes me likes me”
speremint: You ever just draw something so stupid and be like… I have a degree in comics… and this is what I do with it…insp
sentaart:What happened after the bookshop burned down :’)(Aziraphale doesn’t sleep)
marveliciousfanace: Crowley + Thoughts of Dog Twitter Bonus
owlsock: tanksandstrongmen: ᴼ ᴸᴼᴿᴰ ᴴᴱᴬᴸ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴮᴵᴷᴱ I got carried away
anotherhawk: awesome-fan-number-one: tartan-thermos: oh fuck, oh god 1. The Nazis recognized Crowley. They had never personally encountered him before - “Mr. Anthony J. Crowley! Your fame precedes you.” But they knew him by reputation; enough
azira-yeet: Hell: are consorting with an Angel? Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s
mochachailattecafe:When crowley hears “my dear boy” at 3am after trying to drink milk directly from the carton (based off this text post)
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
factoseintolerant:
rounove: This is why we follow the 3rd commandment
weaver-z:Warlock making any decision: (thinks of his gardener) Be gay… (thinks of his nanny) Do crime.
unsolvedt: ok but this ryan and shane as modern day crowley and aziraphale though: (but in a bro way) (they still run bfu and ryan tries to use it as his way of warning humans the dangers of demons/ghosts/spirits. shane, a certified demön, fucks him
starscapades:laurelhach:if crowley is anything like a snake then he periodically pokes only his head around a door and stares at aziraphale for hours like okay this got absolutely eaten by tumblr but @laurelhach i could not not draw this
leanncar: armageddonwithit: Crowley is the only reason Aziraphale has never been discorporated before. This is comedy gold
Fuck Yeah Good Omens
muslim-flint:azirafuck:giveyouawahoo:@stanford-pines you’re so rightoh worm ????
incorrect-good-omens-quotes: Crowley: Look, Aziraphale. I don’t have a lot of personal life experience. But if I have learned anything from my Sims family…Aziraphale: (looks into the camera like he’s on The Office)
tenoko1:Crowley: *aggressively banging phone against the desk*Aziraphale: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk??Crowley:Aziraphale:Crowley: I don’t know the right answer to that question…
endlessbullshits:based on @fakemichaelsheen ‘s post. Welcome to my first post—other than countless of reblogs.I am hooked on this odd celestial couple😔💕Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens, written by @neil-gaiman.The art style went down like
jewish-harley-quinn:Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley, holding Aziraphale’s hand: Does he like me?Crowley, in bed with Aziraphale: This is probably platonic spooning.Crowley, accepting Aziraphale’s engagement ring: But,, like,,, does he like-like me?Crowley, being dipped back
tinsnip: crowleyraejepsen: how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin Over the years a huge number of theological man-hours have been spent debating the famous question:How Many Angels Can Fuck on the Head of a Pin?In order to arrive at an answer,
he's lying to u girl
bold-sartorial-statement: gemstar42: thebibliosphere: the-djinn-inside: someone help him. Anthony J-key-smash Crowley everybody. The J stands for jgdssvadfg
silverynight:Gabriel: *insults Aziraphale*Crowley, appearing out of nowhere:
i-run-a-trash-blog:I’m gonna be real with you chief. If I was a recently fallen angel and I slid on over to to a not so fallen angel (who is supposed to be guarding specifically against me lmao good job on that one buddy) and started up a chat and he
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
squiffy-jpeg:Here have this (inspired by this text post I saw on Instagram I saw and I just had to do it to em)
superkarlyart: grumpyhedgehogs: beelzebub: so now that you’ve fallen, you’re supposed to do bad things. Like tempt people into stuff. murder, lying, stuff like that. just you know, your regular temptationscrowley: i can tempt…anybody?beelzebub:
were-dying-but-we-like-it: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: cute-necromancing-misanthrope: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: While I’m certainly not debating the fact that Aziraphale is a moron, does anybody else feel like the whole “pop over
the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon: saoryemanoelle-art: A really self-indulgent little thing. Good Omens has taken over my life and Crowley is a shy noodle when his Angel is around uwu The very best snek!
skizoraven: Based on THIS post, by @ineffable-bastard-crowleyLook at their five adorable children!
fuckyeahgoodomens: Good Omens got 3 Emmy nominations!1. OUTSTANDING FANTASY/SCI-FI COSTUMES for the Hard Times episode (the third one where we see our boys thourgh the ages)2. OUTSTANDING MUSIC COMPOSITION FOR A LIMITED SERIES, MOVIE OR SPECIAL
ineffableplan: spatscolombo: thatgirlonstage: aziritzphale: okay but think about how many miracles crowley probably pulled off for the sake of getting humanity to the moon?? like you can’t tell me that crowley didn’t start the cold war just for
foxesonstilts:crowley, finally noticing that aziraphale has been acting gay as shit for the past half-century: yo dude, why all the rainbow scarvesaziraphale, very pointedly: i guess i just relate to the gay community because i also love someone i’m
goodomensbutwrong:Aziraphale: [Sneezes]Crowley, chilling out on top of one of the bookshelves as a snake: Bless you.Aziraphale: God?!
ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place
tinsnip: Aziraphale: i made a friend. Gabriel: you fucked up a perfectly good demon is what you did. look at it. it’s besotted.
veronica-rich: goodomenswasanicesurprise: the-moon-loves-the-sea: fynnkaterin: Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put