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is-that-what-i-think-it-is: a-hunter-at-221b: brain-patterns: So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter
presidentgay: *walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
tempestpaige: annabellebanna: omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category you got poland lookin nice Namibia workin it Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect Haiti fuckin rockin it Great Britain got damn Switzerland hell
surprisebitch: if you use mechanical pencils, you know we can all relate to this eraser or rubber problem.. good thing there’s a neat trick to avoid that (i just realized that i made a silly mistake after looking at this photoset, on the first picture,
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that
inumaru12: What if you were a police sketch artist but you could only draw in anime style
starboundmatt: dapperpea: glampersand: heroscafe: emmmpty: autistictesla: pneggy: Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
topsecretumbreonage: episodechooseyourstory: What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now! http://bit.ly/1U6n4uS They’ve gone meta God help us all
hollowedskin: tahthetrickster: tahthetrickster: who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week too bad, im showing you anyway If I’m suffering you’re all suffering
thatsthat24: neon-skies95: thatsthat24: just-shower-thoughts: Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn. Ok but this is literally what I say. It’s the best. sanders no sanders yes
increase-the-frequency: rrobotss: downgraded-to-a-fuckton: pixellix: msslicingclaws: Could you imagine not loving your own child this much? look at the mortal terror on that baby’s face Imagine being so white you name your child Kviiilyn I know
ysera: horreurscopes: kramergate: kramergate: forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct
precumming: when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
scotchtapeofficial: god-from-the-bible: vinylfem: videofunnyhorse: It’s weed day Please remember to stay hydrated on this day of weed. Drink water regularly or I will hurt you. Please drink water. drink weed Drink fucking water or die. You
dandywondrous: mothensidhe: brotherbluerose: Guys you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples
deathtokillian: thatpettyblackgirl: this is a kid show how do you think little black girls will feel after watching this? also The creators of “Baby shark” (Pink Fong) you know the YT channel that celebrities are booking for their childs b-day
i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
whorederves: YES. if you don’t know this I don’t want to know you.
thepicori: life hack: if you want to look like taylor swift just eat a lemon. an entire fucking lemon. just eat the fucking lemon you piece of shit.
why do you hold flowers when you sing? (Morrissey)
Oh you are perfect …. You even share it with me💋
“There are a lot of things I don’t know… but just how truly frightening it would be if I were to lose you… that alone I understand fully well. Probably more than anyone else… more than any other person… I’m afraid of losing you.”
elanra: I am you. You are me.Pixiv ID: 22511659Member: 燕
“Why do you go against your destiny so much?” - Neji; 103 “Why would you go this far for me…?!” - Naruto; 614
Oh you know just normal things to carry in your bag when you go to college in one of the worst cities in the US 😭 🔨🔪 #patersonproblems #fuckpepperspray #done #ratchet #waitnoitsahammer
oh-teen-posts: Follow this relatable tumblr, you wont regret it
meladoodle: i knew you were trouble when you walked in. thanks for wearing your nametag, trouble.
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
buttfuckingbrothers: I need Dean to call Sam “little brother” and “Sammy” always “Hey Sammy hand me my gun” “You OK there Sammy?” “Watch it, little brother” “Heya Sammy” “God, little brother, you look so good on my cock”
lanactrlaltdelrey: cumberbum: Benedict Cumberbatch presenting a SAG Award I love this photo so much. It doesn’t matter if you’re black, extraterrestrial or white, we can all exist together in peace.
pussylipgloss: when your friends see you in ya new heels: YYAAAAASSSSS BITCH FUCK THAT SHIT THE FUCK IT RIP THAT SHIT BITCH OWN THAT SHIT IN THOSE FUCKIN SHOES you:
land-of-propaganda: #Ferguson #ShawShooting Do you know Jeff Roorda? You should. He is as crooked as they come. (Jeff Roorda was also fired from a police department in 2001) (Jeff Roorda’s appeal) (Jeff Roorda: a little background) (Jeff Roorda is
strivingking: If you’re in college right now Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit
glittersandgoldenplums: Friend sent me these in time for Blackout! Being black means I can wear any color on any part of my body and look good. The more melanin you have, the more edges you snatch! Happy Anniversary Guys!
Oh Headhunterz, how you make me happy so.Please be mine? (♥ω♥)
Everytime I dream about you my heart breaks a little more each time. I really love you.
vatoprincesa: Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh
mrchrismad: beaumarbre: random-homestuck-things: bishounen-jake-english: jackadiddlediddle: bishounen-jake-english: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW THIS IS A TRUMPET THIS IS A TROMBONE THIS IS A TUBA AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN THANK YOU FOR YOUR
oh baby the things I'd do to you
Oh, you didn’t want your shirt, did you?
When drunk you finds the treats and snacks sober you stocked up on for this exact moment
anniephantom: bethedoitsu: illustry1120: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He’s never gonna give you Up. Get out. there are only a few things that i reblog always
mamaslittlefaggot: If you send me a pic like this you are automatically my future husband
Oh, for god sakes, Niall!
niallerspenis: “next time i hear you talkin’ shit about my girl, you’re fucking dead, ya hear?”
Oh my god guys, would you look at this? Someone had the AUDACITY to post a FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSO on tumblr. It’s just outrageous. I mean honestly guys, think of the children that have to see this FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSODESPICABLE. @fairyneko
“Oh, you have friends over, honey?……I just stepped out of the shower….Why don’t you introduce me to your buddies?…..No sense me putting anything on…They’ve already seen me almost naked, right?….
if you have twitter you can send me those too and again probably follow because I like rambling coolio again
oh but I just saw in my tags that doll person called me a ‘popular but oblivious blog’ lol thanks
Oh no you guys… I’m suddenly having a lot of Windicuffs feels How did this happen aaahhh..(*ﾉωﾉ)
oh my gosh this is so adorable dhjsaga aaaaa!! thank you so much ritzcrackersandsocks!! ;u; I love it!!!
bigbronzeelephant: boneses: a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation. once you watch it, you’ll understand why. THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME CRY BUT DAMN
YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE HEARD MY SQUEAKSMY BABY OH NO SHHHH DSHGSHA SOBS OVER MY SWEET CALLIE
oh yes, i forgot that im not allowed to have my own headcanons and ideas, i forgot that i have to follow the fandom and what they all like, silly me
im still not over that cute bboy who told me i was a kawaii d.va ;-;i can still hear his voice echoing “you’re d.va too? you’re really kawaii”
“You are so lovely that i could eat you”
Thank you blanchin' MoringMark bot
jokersnix: “oOH! What’s this one do?”*alarm sounding*“I’m confused as to why you asked If you were just going to PRESS IT ANYWAY!”
mariopowertennis: You’re a thief you’re a squief
