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goblin-sorcerer: Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.
iahfy: ”I brought you some tea. I thought you might be cold out here” well played korra
ruinsofxerxes: I WAS SHOPPING IN THE DEALER’S ROOM WHEN SOMEONE BEHIND ME STARTED YELLING AND I HEAR “ISN’T SHE SO ADORABLE?! AND IF YOU LIKE HER YOU SHOULD SEE MY WIFE” SO I TURNED AROUND AND I JUST
You’re on you own, Kid…
ruinedchildhood:when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:
When you're in Rome and you release your mixtape
“Why do you go against your destiny so much?” - Neji; 103 “Why would you go this far for me…?!” - Naruto; 614
Oh you’re dating my ex? Thats cool, I’m eating a sandwich, you want those left overs too, bitch?
"Oh you think i walk with my butt out, well i think you want to kiss it!
heydiddlehiddleston: does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowherelike terrible, horrible, thoughtsfor no reason at alland then you snap out of it and you’re like i don’t want to kill my momwhat the fuck
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
moose-amore: Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row
oh you silly thing. you’ve really gone and done it now.
hornyyouth: Dear princess, step down from your throne. Remove the glass slippers that bear your feet. I must warn you, i might not be the prince that your heart seeks. I do not have the wealth to worship you in, or the kingdom to stretch your beauty
reynabcth: princessfailureee: grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s
my-teen-quote: Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!
fgts-ahoy: glamorouslyundead: acruelultimatum: think of all the sex you could be having with this couch and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix Fuck. gimme this couch, omfg
lameborghini: beyoncyay: lameborghini: does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me you might
Oh you let some guy come in you! yay.
fuckyeahgavindavidfree: awkward-lee: when someone you know says something really dumb when you try to explain yourself after saying something dumb
dan-de-zille: veslia: The CROCADIIIIILE!!! you always SAY you’ll be the crocodile
scanda-l: sweetupndown9: These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch this! This is fucking brilliant
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon pushing you up against a wall and slowly fucking you.
katswenski: Roxy’s Relationship — Public service announcement: staying in a relationship out of guilt isn’t a good idea! On the flipside, remember that you deserve someone who loves and needs you!
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
princenowhere: princenowhere: back to the basics So, uh, Tammy. The next time you reblog someone’s selfie into the interests tag of one of your dime a dozen fantrolls, you should probably check and make sure that they aren’t the best friend of
underthe-corktree: my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
eugenehkrabs:persuerofhappiness:Do you wanna build a snowman? nO THANK YOU
batwixt:virtuouspagans: ncrrington:did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague petition to make 14th february international bee day show the person you love you care by sending them
pandemicofpreposterousplatypi:wildeaboutoscar:imaginedragons:what real mens activists look like (see more here)Just so you know, I love all of you.This is really important though. Like we women can talk all we want about how feminism is just as much about
phemiec:you must work in symmetry // you must earn their empathy
im-not-your-boyfriend-tina:you-came-as-kaleidoscopes:I came across this really awesome social media campaign called “You Don’t Say” by Duke’s Blue Devils and I thought I’d share it.https://twitter.com/youdontsaydukeI really like how it doesn’t
shrineart: fursecutions: yanderesamantha-personal: fursecutions: ghostboyhost: ghostboyhost: danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify”
jonasbrothers: Sometimes it’s easier to blame yourself than to admit that someone you care about has the capacity to continuously let you down
novice-whovian: tundramoth: ask-miss-vargas: hork-fabjir: HEY! YOU! STOP SCROLLING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND AND LEMME TELL Y’ALL ABOUT THE MIRACLE THAT IS KNOWN AS AFRICAN BLACK SOAP. YOU SEE, ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD THE WORST ACNE IN THE FUCKIN
newfoundfelinity: satanic-bitchuals: justfor-thismoment: “I’ve never been to war. I can’t have PTSD.” Yes, you can.“I’m not suicidal. I can’t have depression.” Yes, you can.“He’s never hit me. It can’t be abuse.” Yes, it can.Suffering
keepcalmimspidey: fuckingconversations: wishuponawish: hookandthedaggersxvx: Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches. Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is
ameliastardust: Hi!! So I just added a lot of stuff to my store that you can find here: arrow quartz necklace | round quartz necklace | amethyst ring | moon midi ring | turquoise ring | dreamcatcher necklace | round sunglasses Also, you can use the
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
kaijukat: have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!
solthrys: No more melted tomblerones or mising skulls, yyeann! This is my basic process for pretty much everything I draw. The key is understanding the shape of the garment you’re trying to draw and the shape of the body part you’re putting it on.
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
eoile: holdup: eoile: holdup: @eoile roaches arent friends he crawled into my jeans he wanted to give you the succ™ IM NOT GONNA LET A ROACH SUCC ME GO AWAY OLIVE SHDKDJFKFHSJFKDK WELL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM CHANCE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PAY
ameliastardust: Hi!! So I just added a whole new stock of sunglasses to my store that you should definitely check out :) aviators | clubmasters | aviators | wayfarers | round sunglasses Also, you can use the code TUMBLR for 15% off and A FREE GIFT!
whiskey-and-a-wry-smile: razorlightt: jennitheodd: gh0stcity: gh0stcity: One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything. For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to
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Depression isn't always at 3am, sometimes it hits you at 3pm when your with friends and you're half way through a laugh and suddenly stop
egophiliac: okay here is the joke that’s only funny if you knit, I’m sorry BONUS: (…you go rip-it, rip-it) (THERE’S A LOT OF TERRIBLE PUNS IN CRAFTING)
asksweetcheeks: the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school”
genevarjd: theinturnetexplorer: God bless you Elan, you are my hero. That was a wild ride
mewtiie: meowrails-and-more: okay im curious to see if anyone has any theories on this because this has been bugging me. after you beat the game, the menu shows all the characters you befriended but there’s one thing that seems really weird about
do-black-people-do-stuff: snarkyandsnatched: has anybody made the observation yet that mike wazowski looks like what you would get if you crossed a minion with shrek Don’t do this
bansheeandclyde: Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
as-seenon-tv: snake-eyes-and-butterflies: as-seenon-tv: I was in city today I just want to imagine what people around you thought when they saw you holding a middle finger up to Trump building and photographing it with your phone. actually it’s
surprisebitch: would-you-accompany-me-in-a-fall: pome-garnet: Tumblr’s reaction to Episodes advertisements Part 2 maybe if i make enough of these the ads will go away Part 1 So what if the girls tity is bigger than the other better than you’ll
inabasket: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
