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Carly and Carla were the biggest bullies to you in elementary school and then again, terribly, in high school. But then again, if it wasn’t for them, you wouldn’t have been inspired to come up with the solution for Bimbo Juice and turn them both into
huffiestrikes: Go ahead and try and hit me if you’re able. Can’t you see that my relationship is stable? I can see you hate the way we intermingle, But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single, And you’re not gonna stop what we made
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
Oh, you like my boyfriend’s cock don’t you! Ultrammf
Oh you like that don’t you baby! Ultrammf
Oh how I want to see you like this…
“Oh you thought that was it, that it was going to stop just because you passed out?”Forced orgasms were all she’d written, all she’d requested. She’d come to wish that she’d added a stipulation for it to stop. Yet there would be
Oh, you have to be fucking kidding me. It also turns out that no one from the original bioware team worked on Andromeda, which means you didn’t support the people who made the first games. They gave their Mass Effect brand to one of their C teams
Oh, you’re getting fucked by both of them; just not in the way that you think. Trust me, this way is much better.
Exposing myself on some back roads in Florida.Oh shit! You go gurrrrrrl!
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sarcasmosaur: shamefullime: Medic: “…I suppose the first thing I really noticed about you were your hands. They are…well, they’re enormous. Strong. Confident. I’d assumed you were just another simple brute, sent to destroy anything in your
203y: REMEMBERING IN A NIGHTMARE THE TIME YOU MURDERED ALL YOUR FRIENDS now in an easier to see format than in one giant fucking huge picture
tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-” yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
kaerstyne: star-anise: edwardspoonhands: Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like. well that’s
1994-2016: blackdenimjeans: playugly: snatchedweaves: andrewbelami: When you realize you weren’t meant to be a bottom Are you kidding me? lions have barbed penises 🙃 Trade asasjhdkj
odoh: hackbag: THIS WAS ON ACTUAL TELEVISION TO BE SEEN BY LIVING, BREATHING INDIVIDUALS Do you ever just see something and you just cannot process it as real no matter how many times you see it or try to wrap your mind around it
"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"
"oh, it's you."
veluet: radolescence: An arrow can be shot only by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great. So just take a deep breath and keep aiming. Woah I love
slyfggt: ifuckinglovegingerguys: Where is this from/who is that? If you don’t know who that is you must have been living in a cave for the past decade and I feel so sorry for you.
unknownusername: crofesima: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT … but since you already did, let’s make it even worse! asflaglegieaf yes it’s even worse in the manga, jesus. Goddammit Fai NO. Don’t smile like that when you’ve done something hideous
xxgoldie12xx: “Did you steal that rose from the garden?” “…No” AU: Once things settle down, Dean and Castiel go on date.
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: when you end up sleeping over at a guys house and you suck his dick. but, you didn’t bring a tooth brush. ✿◕︵◕✿ put some toothpaste on his dick and suck it in the morning. #repurposing
johnnaglory: There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
“Oh! You startled me, old man!” Sabrina said as she clutched her jumper over her bra.“Sorry. Didn’t mean to, young lady,” replied Mr. Crude. “Were you dressing, or undressing?”She laughed and said, “Does it matter? Now that you’re
“Oh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me.”
theboywhocried-dean: drawacircletheresthetardis: I love how when you type in “Jared Padalecki wedding” on google you get really cute pictures, like this: and my personal favorite you type in “Jensen Ackles wedding” and get this
bahamvt: if you kiss my dick through my undies you win a trip to “you’re gonna walk funny tomorrow”
OH AND LETS ADD HOLES AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE TO THAT LIST BECAUSE ‘I CAN FIX THAT’ AND ‘AS YOU WISH’ ARE THE MOST ROMANTIC HEART BREAKING WONDERFUL LINES IN ANYTHING EVER
thedingledodies: oscill8wildly: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt
what would you say to your 19 year old self? jensen: I'd say, "son, when you're doing the shoot with the cowboy hat, and they ask you to take the shirt off, it's okay to say no."
you pieces shit who bitch about oh wahh I don’t wanna see relatives because I’m awkward wahh I wanna punch you the fuck out
:Oh, you’re horny? That’s cute. Come hump my leg about it like the pathetic impatient little slut you are while I decide if I wanna fuck you or not.
wet-monsoon: you may have done some embarrassing things in your life but at least you never sent a letter to one of your fav cartoon creators, talking about your giant crush on a gross old man character when you were 13
sexxanddaisiess: sleezed: If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language Spread the word. Save a life.
Oh, you poor little fool.Don’t you realize?Chastity is magic.And you want to be under my spell once again.
You ready to have your ass hollowed out? Oh, you love it, now that it’s the only way you ever cum.
Oh, you want to come. I see. Yes, well, I think you should come…to terms with the reality that every time you ask for release, I extend your lockup. That’s another week.Come, chastity slave. Come to accept my control.
And I hope you don’t get lost, little boy. On your endless journey down a derelict path, in fruitless search of an idealistic love. Guided by road-markings, written in tongues you don’t understand. You are not alone, many others walk this
forkanna: rainbowninjaprincess1: forkanna: hellyeahpuckentine Thank you, tiny potato 200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED #JEN#I BELIEVE IN YOU
mazapanlesbian: Gay life hack: if u don’t feel motivated to do something, pretend your future wife asked you to, you’ll get a gay burst of energy bc you love your future wife dearly
fayxumbraxkarezi : Well, finally… There is a Jake for you! Sorry, I’m a bit late, and I’m sorry if it sucks, but, this is my first sketch in computer, hehehe. But, I hope you like it. Bye! omg hey thank you!! <3 eheh
ash-and-starlight:Here you are sweetheart. Sorry I’m late, I was looking everywhere for you. Zukka Howl’s moving castle au ✨
yamino: “Bonnie, you look different… did you… get a haircut? Aaaugh how did you get even SMALLER” Tiny!Bubblehooves is jealous that Lumpy Space Pony already got her cutie mark…
jaclcfrost: pairing you really love pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
jaramo: pipotrons:why does tumblr text post pics have to resize that was the only way for me to post pixels why why why fukc you tumblr here’s a fix!you go to the html editor,and you change the bit that says “full” to “hires”(or just delete
imagineyouricon: However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.
Oh yeah? Over-analyzing it? I guess you don’t give a fuck about all the people who aren’t represented by this video. About all the people who aren’t considered conventionally attractive, who have bigger body types, who have acne, who actually look
Oh totally, excuse me while I quit my yoga practice and abandon all of the mental, spiritual, and physical benefits I receive from it because you and people like you think I’m fucking appropriating a culture because I practice yoga and meditate and
