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me with daddie during a thunderstorm
naomimightbeasian: you have got to be kidding me
dickpong: dickpong: THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT i just met my step-brother for the first time
dyyke: rosietxt: rosietxt: ppl: if u dont vore ur a bad person :) :) :) me: im 16 thanks IM FCUKIGN CRYING I MEANT VOTE bernie lost nv bc alot of young people don’t vore ! :^( we’re failing him guys
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
thequintab: I love cheese.
I thought you forgot about me lol
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
oelm: i’ve been playing attack the light all weekend and this had me laughing every time i got it
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ave4ten: “ Show Me Your Mad Face"
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
you shimmy-shook my bones
iglcc: Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this
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1994-2016: blackdenimjeans: playugly: snatchedweaves: andrewbelami: When you realize you weren’t meant to be a bottom Are you kidding me? lions have barbed penises 🙃 Trade asasjhdkj
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asvprock: Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
tpdats: I was returning something at Target and the person ahead of me was returning 5000 dollars worth of umbrellas???
When people ask me why I care about cultural appropriation:
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
americanhighwayflower: I’m the old person
sarahseeandersen: Forgive me.
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
omgkatsudonplease: iitsnotivett: Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny
redscout: this is the fucking funniest screenshot ever taken of me in any game
rojo-todd: theartoftransliness: desupool: if u wear a binder and still have some boob remember chris evans still has more boob no worries This is somewhat reassuring At a grocery store before I had top surgery there was a couple Infront of me. The
lamapalooza: lamapalooza: i havent posted a selfie in a while excuse me
the-porter-rockwell: nooniebaddass: thecringeandwincefactory: I fucking love Venn diagrams. This Made Me Uncomfortable don’t bring a splayd to a knork fight.
crandberrycrush: waldangerous: Stuff like this is why I’m not famous. This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it.
adulthoodisokay: nocturan: uglynxggavibes: gahdamnpunk: “That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash Effective Marketing lmao The red flags post has s e n t me LMAO HE’S FROM WINSTON SALEM
kaijuno:
Oh god yes. Fuck me hard.
Oh god I’m so horny anyone want to talk dirty and be playful with me 😜
Oh god this kind shit gits me hard
oh god, just give me all the tsunderes. <3
OH MY GOD
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
oh god help me
haunted french pancakes give me the crêpes
osjecam: sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
Oh god. Help me. Watching Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. He just took a spatula and smacked himself on the ass then looked at the camera like “What of it?”
oh god bailey jay fuck me please.
imagineyourotp: Image meeting your OTP in real life
“Why do you go against your destiny so much?” - Neji; 103 “Why would you go this far for me…?!” - Naruto; 614
ON HIATUS
hpbacio: Did you know Tokyo Ghoul anime started broadcast? I watched first ep in live and i can’t stop myself to draw this parody thing. lol it much prefer calling Miyagi ghoul :-/
glorychildren: NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
sofapizza: “I know origami” “Show me”
Eating my wings to make me tame
wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
