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Oh, no! Luthor attacking  me, again! Kryptonite ropes!!!!!!!!! Oh, God! Please…I feel so weak!!!!!!!!!
catbountry: ask-blumedic: ask-bluheavy: ask-blumedic: ask-bluscout: HAA!!!! I always knew that fuckin’ Medic was a dick! Scout. See me in my office. I believe zhat other kidney needs to be removed. Was bad trade. Very bad! AACH! DON’T WALK
“Oh fuck!” I couldn’t help but say as my father entered me.“Oh God baby,” said Dad, “You look just like you did the night we first met. And you’re as tight as you were on our wedding night!”“But Daddy,” I began, “I really don’t
“Oh god, honey! It was so fucking good! You’ve cum so deep in my pussy! Fuck! It looks like you really want to knock me up, huh? You naughty boy! You know it’s impossible though, and… Oh! Well, it’s okay! You won! I’m gonna abort my wimp
Oh, I almost forgot. Previews from my Gods Girls TV themed set. I don’t know if anyone can guess but this:
Oh dear god make me take it fill me up //
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE THIGHS THEY ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHERS THIS IS DISGUSTINGBelow, a slight glimpse inside my feelings about it.Let me introduce you to my legs. I think they are quite nice.Body police really makes me sad. Especially when I happen
Oh god that’s so hot, yes hold it open for me and make me eat it, if I’m lucky youl drop something for me while you’re standing like that
Oh god that feels so good…..how’s the view down there Cuckold?…. does it look like I’m being faithful to you?…..Oh I feel it….he’s going to cum inside me….watch closely…….
Oh god. An incredible huge thank you to Magrior for donating an artificial candy colored horse vagina to me. (Oh boy, I would’ve never thought I’ll ever say something like this.) Seriously, thank you so much. I’m still speechless and
oh goddd oh god the eerie singing…the “what we really are….” is fucking me up dgshgd
pillowpet-gay:Men with…. Men wi……. Men with lo……. Men with long hair…… Pretty…..
airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
facebookstaff:Me: hoe don’t do it Eyeliner: smears Me: oh my god
mercy-misrule: thatadult: When people from Australia type “y'all” I’m like can your mouth even move to make that word in your accent? Like can you record yourself saying it for me, if so? this post kept haunting me, as an australian who does this
Three words: Finnish Hell’s Kitchen. Stupidest thing I’ve heard so far. “O LOOK WE HAS FINLAND’S OWN GORDON RAMSAY HERPADERP.” Oh look, it’s not the same thing, morons. Most likely it’ll just be a sad wannabe
Oh. Sheepy sheep is loyal now. Tomorrow I’ll throw rocks at it, so to say.THEN I GET TO DO THE WHOLE GODDAMN FEEDING FIASCO ALL OVER AGAIN YAAAAAAAaaaaaaayyyy… Oh god someone kill me.
thelifeofatubaplayer: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! This is adorable but after how often I’ve placed portal that voice literally just makes me uncomfortable and scared because it usually
god-dammit-fandom: Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.
cinnabongene:me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
askthehost: Really now, y-you tumblr folk sure do have some s-strange reque— AHHHHHH.[ooc: sorry Ryou. But yes, it seems a few of you wanted him to be neko-afied, YOU CRUEL PEOPLE. Other than that, thank you for the wonderfully amusing suggestions
clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online
swordsdance: lesbianmordred: Me a pokemon trainer: Alright guys yall can eat up! My Alakazam in my head: Ma’am may I please sit at the table and have a plate it is truly unnecessary for me to eat from a bowl on the ground and actually- Me: Oh Alakazam
Oh god yes. Someone being me a cup? My bed is holding me prisoner. Save me.
ryuuhoho: i never thought making a peep shot would be so hard oh my god at least he looks hot
littleblue-black-girl: dookiediamonds: sunnymajor: lagonegirl: The weirdest race to ever exist. I’ll never stop reposting these facts… so help me God @badgyal-k what Oh my wtf …
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog: thesnobbyartsyblog: That thumb in the butt and choking shit is basic. Who gon let me tie them up? Who gon let me put a Leash on they choker ? Who gon let me fuck they face
oh yes wank me off into your bro,s mouth oh god he suck cock as well as you do fuck i am gonna cum hun
oh son what have we got here mmmmmm mommy needs some of this cock in me right now oh god i can feel my knickers getting damper and damper
maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: Someday maghrabiyya and I will be together ❤️💜 please Go to bed or what Oh my gosh do you really want to do this right
daveocean:-gets a lil bit close to being in a relationship-me: uhhh so….I gotta go
youjustfoundwally: lesbipoet13: foreveralone-lyguy: oh my god i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it. hahaha this is the best news story I’ve
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable:cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me
Forever In My Heart.
997: oh well *drinks pure vodka*
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
OH WORM?
steeldragongamer: m-arci-a: daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time ‘ “asdf11.png”
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
legendofthesevenstars: pearlmemethyst: pyonkotchi: my fave neoboard posts “go weave a basket” “dont lie to me on these neopets” “i feel God in this neoboard tonight” “grow up this is neopets” “i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
Oh Vega...
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: mercedesbenzodiazepine: She literally looks like one of those really expensive barbies that stay in the box and you’re not supposed to touch And that’s how the groom better treat her or he gunna be catching hands…
gods-rentboy: I sit there breathing heavily with my eyes closed, trying to get used to this new feeling. ‘Oh god baby, I’m so proud of you! Daddy is so so proud of his little baby, you did so well’ daddy murmured as he looked at me hungrily, gently
oh-the-easiest-thing: arachnids8rip: oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
At a conference, Stephenie Meyer said: “The God of Writing sent me to earth to show people how to write.” When J.K Rowling heard, she looked at the ground, puzzled, and then said, “I didn’t send anyone.”
whenigrowupiwannabeadonut: 30 Days of New Who Day 1: Favorite Incarnation of the Doctor → 10
galaxydefenderstayingforever: vane95: fordramaticimpact: silenceisscary: ASGKSHJODJJFIDHHABDJCSH *MY OVALRIES* this is amazing! Holy … Lahskskslskla DEAR MOTHER OF GOD…brb, Jesus CHRIST ….I cant even, UGH kill me now hjfdklshagjkhaklgfdsa
buttfuckingbrothers: I need Dean to call Sam “little brother” and “Sammy” always “Hey Sammy hand me my gun” “You OK there Sammy?” “Watch it, little brother” “Heya Sammy” “God, little brother, you look so good on my cock”
2damnfeisty: imsoshive: okbruuh: imsoshive: allsheneededwassome: aconstructofnothingness: imsoshive: kaddy-kablamo: t1ffanyxo: packtheammo: utivich: that so OH SHIT I GOT IT OMG Took me a minute lmao TAYSTEE GIRRLLL but her head game
anomaly1: reggaeairhorn: milliondollarnigga: kidsarecruel: “Siri is always ready for praise 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 #siriproblems” oh my goddddd get me outta here man I deaded and gone shut the fuck up
jibriljoestar:no: priestmahad: swolizard: @ GOD WHY I want to die oh.. My GOD… im…..
(OH MT GOD HO W FUCKING COOL OH M GO SH)
oh god, the one-sided, awkward tension and uninvited romantic feelings present here are like… really hot :S i am very mentally stimulated by this what is wrong with me Oh yeah, i like pon- … sleep. i need to go to sleep, that’s what
kairaanix: Oh hai! @ctsg87 @foxintwilight oh my god these photos
