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shingshingshiny: thank you @thequalitytoddler for inspiring me to make art
oknope: I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????
iwriteaboutfeminism: maaadmoiselle: Father and son have the most precious conversation about paris attacks (le petit journal) This man helped his three year old son feel safe in the most beautiful way.
kakimari: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I’m moving house!!!! <3 my shop is open again, but I will not be able to guarantee shipping until the 16th. By then all my new things will be up! If you’d like an update on anything regarding commissions, where I’m
they found me again
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
Burrowing Owl Appreciation Post
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anglflw: bumnum: I may be slightly frustrated I am so glad there is an artist who perfectly captured my frustration with message spam.
thebootydiaries: when u and bae send a message at the same time
jamaicanamazon: tempestpaige: thecalicokid: poseidons-tomb: what Yass fuck it up Skeletor! i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor i was wrong Ok I see you
gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: i have no self-control two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them
Mrs. Mia Wallace
stability: The Locket by smbc-comics
only1600kids: the menacing look of nick offerman
artsixfour: pretty sure this is enough or a portfolio for toby fox to hire me
asksweetcheeks: the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school”
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dersedingles: a fusion between lil hal and mettaton, named Hellaton. forgive me for i have sinned with these hands
give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys: snowcoveredsunflower: deadmomjokes: barfingunicorn: 823-hauntingconman: capnskull: the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside.
manafromheaven: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
livefast-free-forever: fuck me sideways with a pencil sharpener she’s perfect .png
shapedlightlikes: [whispers] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ayellowbirds: nicolecieux: aegyo-shinee: This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL UNMUTE THIS I feel like there must have been an intention to have a recurring gag about Han being deeply
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
jollllyjackson: jollllyjackson: i was at an ap physics saturday session and the teacher was talking about gravity, saying that we’re all attracted to each other behind me, one kid says to his friend “i’m attracted to you” and with absolutely
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
The Tousled Lioness
tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE
surprisebitch: would-you-accompany-me-in-a-fall: pome-garnet: Tumblr’s reaction to Episodes advertisements Part 2 maybe if i make enough of these the ads will go away Part 1 So what if the girls tity is bigger than the other better than you’ll
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me
weloveshortvideos: When you forgot about the homework.
spicy-poo: unclefather: MY POOP IS COMING @killrqueens
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
awwww-cute: My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
lntternetexplorer: watermelonsarerad: whismical: i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE no omg i think im dead
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sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
penicillium-pusher: “girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!” false.
colehersch: filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
sonypraystation: woodmeat: sonypraystation: inbox me a job and I’ll design a robot for it waste management
jenniferlawrectum: school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY
arudetrans: jaxxgarcia: neurotypicals OH MY GOD
softblackgirl: when ur trying to practice self care but you’re lowkey pleading for death’s mercy
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
internetexplorers: once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
darksideoftheshroom: I AM GIVING AWAY THIS QUARTZ CLUSTER THAT I HAVE NURTURED FOR A FEW YEARS. I BELIEVE IT WILL END UP WHERE IT IS MEANT TO. IT HAS BROUGHT ME CLARITY AND I KNOW IT WILL CONTINUE TO DO THAT FOR WHOEVER IT ENDS UP WITH. ALL YOU HAVE
mixedpassing: guwopbaby: That’s so me this is so cute
m-ohammedavdol: Joseph Joestar strikes me as the kind of man who’d laugh for a solid day when he turned 69.
mefirstweiner: “stop spending so much time drawing the face!”
aouli: “I’m a Crystal Gem!” Her socks make me think of pajamas!
recvoid: Beware fictional crushes.
dukeofbookingham: glorfindely: when i’m out with my family and i see a book store This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
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