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This is me and an old fling.  Her name is Gretchen.  I had more photos of her, but I can’t seen to find them anymore.  She was not a good lay either.I was surprised to see a home phone line, I didn’t realize i had a home phone in 2002.  Amazing
perfectpornteens: My poor wife, I’m not even in all the way and I’m already cuming. It’s happened the last 3 times we had “sex”. It’s been over a month since she’s cumed.
My youngest son, Peter, loves interesting cars. So whenever I see one he might not have seen before I try to snap a photo. This one was at the gas station today. He loved the picture and later described to me in detail the parts he loved the most then
toby, also known as the dumbest person ever.
I'm in love~
amaranthdesires:Since boring people like telling what is proper and not, especially to young and/or new people in the BDSM community and point out how they don’t know what they’re doing and practicing BDSM the wrong way……Think
I was in San Francisco this morning and found this place. Took me a while to realize it’s a lobster claw and not a vagina.
I was tagged by @ask-wbm, I usually don’t like to clutter my blog too much, but since it’s tuesday and I haven’t done a TMI Tuesday in forever, so I thought this might be fun: Nickname: Rat (duh)Birthday: July 15thStar Sign: CancerGender: MaleHeight:
Hi guys I’m home with Master :) I’m so excited to be with him and not have to leave again in a few days. I love being able to look up at him and serve him. I love my Master so much. <3
I’m sorry I’m not answering anything/anyone yet, messages have been piling up and I’m…. actually out of the country and can’t really properly sit down and read/ answer. I’m going to be back home in three days, so I&rsq
Some people who have not seen me in real life may think that I exaggerated the colours on my self-portrait icon. I did. I actually darkened my skin tone. My skin is so white it’s the colour of fluorescent Vaseline. I glow under black lights. My ancestors
i’m not gonna do customs anymorei cannot give an authentic orgasmic experience (for myself) doing them if people want a step by step dialogue and routine for how they want me to do EVERY sexual act in minute by minute. I appreciate the thoroughness
lapisthegardevoir: iil-nonbinary-baby-bitch: i-got-personality: ichoseoddlydrawnmuffins: i relate to this on a spiritual level. Oh no I’m getting flashbacks I don’t need to be called out like this Heck I have never related to a post more
Just had a stress dream about school and I’m not even in school. Goddddd lol
Why cant I have a daddy that’s like actually obsessed with me? I wanna be able to know he’s mine and not interested in anyone else..To wake up with him every morning, and be able to take care of him like a good wife. To give him what he needs
daddys-cutie127:daddys-cutie127:I just received an eviction notice from my landlord, even though I’m not even 15 days delinquent. I’m in quarantine right now, I really can’t work. I’ve been working on some new content for my onlyfa
TBH I’m super sad half the time. I’m trying so hard to be optimistic and it works majority of the time but the other part of the time I’m just floating in nothingness and can’t find myself or what the point of anything is. What
Ugh guys I still think about my OCs like I haven’t written a single sentence of their story but I think about the movie adaptation all the time I composed the theme music I am not making this up IT IS LITERALLY IN MY HEAD someone send help
There are a few more stories going on in my life right now than I have time or fucks to tell… But here’s one…I was at work. I had a trainee tonight. I love having trainees so yay! That made up for not being assigned to the part
This is a day I do not want…how about another 2 years in bed please
I’ve lived my life not really ever considering that I could ever be dealing with anything worse than just a different way of thinking and doing things. But this year, esp in the past couple months, it’s escalated. A lot.
I have lotsa thoughts all the time but on is I feel guilty for quitting my job which is not appropriate because I was in a bad bad bad place before I finalized my end date
paid my rent breathe in breathe out not financially in the red bc of generous donations huff huff thank you everyone who helped, you’re all great and I’m so happy that even when so many people have abandoned me recently you’re all
It’s 11 am and nobody is up in my house aside from the dog and me. So I’ll watch How to Train Your Dragon and keep trying to get the dog to attack my family members in their beds.
yesterday in class I decided to not do work and write drabbles of a sorta-cm au in which garcia, morgan, and reid are together and they’re all trans. a lot of it was them just trying to manage a poly relationship. THIS IS WHAT I’VE BECOME.
I’m not the best at talking about my relationship. In many ways it’s because it’s been one of the few constants in my life the past four years. Thankfully, I’ve had someone willing to put up with me every weird twist and turn along the way. Happy
so many modern au interpretations fuck me up, because people draw him literally the same way reid dresses and sometimes it’s early in the morning and I’m muttering to myself “why the fuck is armin in reid cosplay what the fuck”
a lot of the people I’m coming in contact with in the cm fandom are super friendly and following me and leaving me nice comments on my fic and stuff and I’m just sitting here not really sure what to do, because I am a large baby seal that
The stream is offline now but thank you to anyone who joinedI hope everyone had fun in the chat, and even if you missed the sale I may or may not be planning another coming up soon so check in on my posts every now and again for updates on that.
mazokhist:scoot over bitches there’s a new nerd in town you’re not new you took AP English and were in band
I would like to think I am a DILF-in-training…
tfw they огонь по готовности and وريهم قوتك and they’ve got u in their sights and ur mercy is in there and u bust ur ass trying to stay alive to keep her alive and she’s the one who gets praised for a good rez like
Heading home for today because I’m not feeling well… Gotta go into work this weekend anyway, so taking it easy for the rest of the day. Might try and work on those commissions I owe and then write some more.Man, in really loving writing in
Alarm goes off for laundry.Groans as I go out in the sun to check laundry. Laundry not done yet because I had a bunch of towels in this batch.Adds another hour of drying and goes back to nap.
There are some beyond shitty people in this world. Why you were created, I have no clue. I hope you burn in hell for what you did.
God I can’t fucking stand my parents. I’m in the hospital to be induced andy fucking stepfather KNOWS I don’t want my mom in my life and that I’m not talking to her and he fucking tells her about my baby. Apparently everyone else
Therapy with my sister was really hard on me today. I broke down crying in the shower tonight. I’m trying really hard not to go back to my old ways of codependency but I don’t remember how to get back to being hyper independent. In recent
One time I drew my oc in an outfit that I really wanted to wear super bad but I knew I would never have the confidence to wear because I was so chubby and so self conscious, and my dad’s girlfriend called the girl in the drawing a slut for not wearing
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred
I want it to rain. I want your body pressing hard against my skin. I want to hide under the covers with you. I want the world to go away. I want your hand in mine. I want you whispering in my ear. I want to not be alone anymore. I want you close.
I dream every night and have multiple dreams a night always. You’re always in my dreams. When I was in relationships with other people, they would show up occasionally, but I was not always satisfied with them. I would still want someone else there.
Showing off in your Viper does not impress me. In fact, it screams "erectile dysfunction".
Life is not all about being in a relationship, getting married and popping out kids. I wish those weren’t the only things that were celebrated and encouraged in this family.
I’ve never been so happy to be in my own house. Comic Con, you were wonderful (aside from photo apocalypse…) but I am glad I am no longer in you. My feet and knees are achy, my shoulders feel they do not work properly, and I need a shower
It looked like this last night, and then today it was almost 60. It’s getting uncomfortable in my room right now, when I needed my heater just days ago. My knees are not happy with the inconsistent weather.It’s supposed to be in the high
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.I PROBABLY HAVE A JOB. IN CALIFORNIA. IN YOSEMITE.OMG.
I wish I had a healthy relationship with food. I either eat too much or not at all. I’m afraid to eat in front of people. Especially my mother, because eating in front of her gives me so much anxiety that I often just don’t do it. I’ve waited hours
My boyfriend is in Chicago with a friend I don’t know probably getting drunk since the last text he sent me was “Bars stay open til 3 here!” and I haven’t heard from him in hours and I’m not worried at all!
There is a specific language best friends talk in and it’s not English
Going to register for my GED tests in October tomorrow. Pretty stoked. And not to get all sappy, but uh.. Any of you high school kids that follow me? Yeah, never drop out of school. You will regret it. It is in my top 3 biggest regrets.
Callie Lucille. December 22nd, 7:35pm. 6 pounds, 11 ounces; 20 inches. I am utterly, completely, and hopelessly in love with this beautiful little face. You side eye and throw shade at absolutely everyone and can’t stand not being wrapped in a
Please.How do you learn to feel comfortable and safe around people and in social settings? How do you learn how to conversate without having to stop to think without needing moments of silence in conversation?How do you learn to not feel like a problem
It’s supposed to be fingers on the inside, not fingers on the outside :,(
As my succubus whisper saucy suggestions in my ear I can’t blame her. It might be a distractin but in the end she does it for the both of us. Feeling sexy and interesting is a good, nice feeling. Feeling of not being enough is a heavy, draining
What if I would have payed less attention to studying in school and more in interaction and finding friends and acquaintances and seducing cute girls. Not like I got good grades anyways.
It’s weird how hate and phobia works. Like at least in the culture I was brought up successful gay men were not successful and talented in their field or interest and gay. They were successful because they were gay. Just like for example Jewish
for a while, I thought I was in love in my last relationship. but at some point, I knew I wasn’t and yet I still stayed, and to this day I do not know why I did that to myself. I was never listened to, my feelings weren’t taken into account for things
I recognize that it is different for everyone, but I am not interested in embodying too many aspects of a “little” in a dd/lg relationship. I want to be comforted, I want to sit on your lap, I want you to spank me until my ass turns red and
I do not expect anyone in this world to agree with absolutely everything I believe in and agree with without question. People here tell me, “I don’t believe with all of your opinions,” as if I expect them to. I don’t! I expect respect, that’s
