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Ava Keading & Meagan OrtizThis was a totally surprising shoot for me. I had in no way, shape, or form any idea that these two would wind up shooting together, but they each picked each other out of potential partners. I had no idea that Meagan Ortiz
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mc-gyu: Why am i not surprised? Trans: (To: Jun) Q: If you were a girl, which member would you want to date?1. The8 < 2.  Dino <   No No No3. Hoshi < 4. > (  준 Jun  ) < YesTrans by @mc-gyu credit if use
So my husband went down to the bar to meet our 2:00 o’clock appointment and by 2:30 we were pretty sure he was a no show. This was a craigslist guy. I texted and called him, with no answer. We emailed him too. I was really surprised as he seeme
wivesuwouldntexpect: My shy, petite wife surprisingly agreed to a threesome. We set up a meeting with a guy at a bar and things seemed to go as planned. We got to the room and discussed the ground rules such as no kissing, no pain, etc. We were
lisavertudaches: So many dinosaurs being traumatised! OH NO, I’m ruining the surprise for when my website actually launches! But they are just so much fun to do!okay, no more dinos until my site is up ^_^ Great gif!
wild001: easilyletsgetcarriedaway: mystraponfantasy: Perfect! I love the intensity of these 2, and her legs in the back are surprisingly hot OMG that is SO Hot that is one very lucky guy mmmmmmmm I think this is, no pain, no gain.
academyfordifficultgirls: thefemalecuntainer2: makemeinferior: it is very surprised how effective writing lines can be. it is so much different from the things the cunt usually writes, no original thoughts or new insights, no reflection of deep thought
purpleardent: My husband turned onto cuckolding. He said he wanted to see me with other men. I wasn’t sure at first, I found our sex life no less than excellent, but I succumb as he kept bringing it up. And to no one’s surprise did I enjoy it. A
sleepygimp: calmdraws: So, surprising no one at this point, they’ve finally confirmed they’re putting a stop to explicit erotic content here on Tumblr. I like to respect rules, so from Dec 17 you will no longer see me upload illustrations here. At
tasksforsubsandslaves: makemeinferior: it is very surprised how effective writing lines can be. it is so much different from the things the cunt usually writes, no original thoughts or new insights, no reflection of deep thought and an academic mindset.
The fact that I’m a masochist (and that I apparently have no shoulder angel) should surprise exactly no one.
andromedamedrexia: myfeetshouldwork: just-a-skinny-boy: So I surprised my girlfriend with a kitten… No, no. This is too cute. Far too cute. I’ve already put my sparkly eyeshadow on. It’s too early to be crying now. Fuck this is the sweetest
ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
distortedsfm: Requested futa autofellatio with a character of MY choice GFYCAT SURPRISE IT’S NO ELIZABETH! I wanted to do something with Harley, but had no idea WHAT. And that’s what came to my mind, I like it. Support me on Patreon if you want
sw087: katelion7: The videos all say they’re offline… Ugh… I’m assuming this is my computer No, I think it’s because Nintendo’s conference is over. It was surprisingly short. aaaand no golden sun
motetus: “Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.”
repelo-muggletum: Yesterday in my city of Monterrey, Mexico. They blew up a casino, and they killed 51 people, 51 INNOCENT people. No one knows the reason, no one knows anyything, is just a thing that’s going on daily in here, I’m not even surprised,
abadwolfdrivingtheimpalato221b: ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL
kyrios375: The surprise has come (no text version) I’ll post the text versionI am disappointed of the anime version of this chapther (better read the manga : http://mangafox.me/manga/fairy_tail/v42/c355/1.html)No bath scene
jordan-reet: Oh that sounds fantastic. I can’t wait. I’m sorry, that was was over honesty. Yeah lets just hope it comes out good, ha. No no, its okay. I was just surprised is all.
jordan-reet: annabellebanks: jordan-reet: Oh that sounds fantastic. I can’t wait. I’m sorry, that was was over honesty. Yeah lets just hope it comes out good, ha. No no, its okay. I was just surprised is all. I’m sure it will. Well I figured
n-stoo: POSTER TRANSLATION :サスケに弟子入り！？An apprentice to Sasuke!?No.1 の意外性No.1 Unpredictability (/ An element of surprise)DNAは健在だってばさ！！！DNA is going great ‘dattebasa!!劇場版の最新イラストはボルト＆サスケのコンビ！！The
laurdlannister-kingslayer: someonekillpewdiepie: Jeff. All that money and no game, no rap whatsoever. Not surprised, $__billion makes anybody attractive I guess
incaseart: sleepygimp: calmdraws: So, surprising no one at this point, they’ve finally confirmed they’re putting a stop to explicit erotic content here on Tumblr. I like to respect rules, so from Dec 17 you will no longer see me upload illustrations
snkmerchandise: News: Movic x SnK Can Badge & Rubber Strap Sets (2017) Original Release Date: June 22nd, 2017Retail Price: 850 Yen each Movic has released previews of yet another set of designs, this time for can badge and rubber strap sets featuring
buggy-heichou: andromedamedrexia: myfeetshouldwork: just-a-skinny-boy: So I surprised my girlfriend with a kitten… No, no. This is too cute. Far too cute. I’ve already put my sparkly eyeshadow on. It’s too early to be crying now. Fuck this
the-world-surprises-me-every-day: No conchetumare, no (╥_╥)
tylergoulston: Today’s #TWGOK tag is filled with “KEIMA YOU ASSHOLE” and the like. Still surprised that no one, you know, noticed how UTTERLY SHITTY having to do that made him feel. No one wants to have to break someone’s heart, not even Keima.
boobsdontworkthatway: SUBMISSION: fushimi-kun I’m surprised that no one posted stuff about this anime here, because it has pretty ridiculous physics. (It’s called Oda Nobuna no Yabou) what I couldn’t get over was the armored girl, Katsuie, more
valerieshade: Agent Orange; photography: Kayleigh Shawn Photography; the rest: Me Lovely abandoned, burned down house in Auburn, CA. Surprisingly, no ‘No Trespassing’ signs or fencing. Makes doing shoots a little easier.
maryburgers: Hello. Today my uber driver tried to sell me Herbalife and I said “no thanks. I like being fat. It’s a good jerk filter.” My dress is size XL and from Hot Topic, a surprising source for workwear. Hot cash is no joke, though. Stunning!
love-the-family: It was my birthday today and I was quite excited. Mum and dad always surprise me with cake and cool gifts when I get home from school. But not today. Met my father in the door.- Hey Jake!- Hey Dad! No cake?- No, your gift is upstairs,
lucidnee: its 2017 men still don’t understand the concept of “tell a girl if all you want from her is sex and don’t pretend you want more” and their dumbass response is “ok but they say no” LIKE SURPRISE!!! Women are allowed to say no to you
femmiecristine: I have an Amazon.de wishlist if you feel like to surprise me for Christmas ^_^ You can easily change the site to English as its shows bellow on the picture ^^ Products with no images are sex toys, no idea why the fuck they censored it
everthekinkier: bdsm-place: Having given herself willingly to him, she expected to be left in a dark dungeon with no clothes and some dirty chains but to her surprise he led her to a clean white room, there was no furniture. Just a metal framed bed
maidangela: rure4me: 02.17.19 - What a wonderful “1st Date Surprise … !!!” AGREE …….. Um Timmy. We really need to talk. No no. Nothing bad. Lol. I mean we have been dating for a month now and i think it is time to well. Take it to the next
iwanttobeagirlsobadly: surrenderingmymanhood: No, delight! There is more joy in seeing one boy who becomes a girl than over ninety-nine girls who have no need to change. Would love to see that surprised look on his face again. As if he is seeing for
the-porn-stories: No one was surprised when, soon after my best friend came out as bi, I did the same; we did everything together. But no one knew how long we’d both known about each other, or what we’d done.
justsorelevant: Its kinda funny when people say “she asked for it”. Like, no this may surprise you but no one asks for non consensual sex.
black-m3rmaid: do i think every white person is racist? no am i surprised if they are? no
let-me-ride-yo: pumpkindoom: SURPRISE I AM CUTE BUG NO GOD NO
effingniall: do you know how fucking happy they are right now? they surprised us. no slips. no leaks. they completely blindsided our asses and finally get to watch us freak out the way theyve been waiting to for the last three years and that makes me
350shadesoffoh: lovnladies: kingomd:powrightinthekissser:fiercedeception:prolificflizzy:this is DISRESPECTFUL“Can you feel it in your guts”“no” AS HELL!! But you’ll be surprised how accurate this can be loool he gets no respect Man this
I’m surprised I don’t weigh 300 pounds and have a million cavities with this amount of chocolate I have. I have no control this time of the month. no bueno.
heres-to-a-day-to-remember: pizzaotter: jodyrobots: if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people NO DONT DO THAT So surprised that no ones said anything about American Horror Story: Asylum on this post yet…
highs-over-lows: abadwolfdrivingtheimpalato221b: ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID
I have no clue what is going on anymore. I give up. So, what is next on the list? Anyone? No one. Okay. I'm not surprised that nobody wants me.
dicasdeprazer: Vai um surpresa dessa no dia dos namorados?, na verdade não precisa ser no dia dos namorados, qualquer dia tá ótimo. Fica a dica.Link para Download do vídeo: http://d01.megashares.com/dl/mtxvBYz/Valentine039s Day Surprise XVIDEOSCOM.mp4
i-need-that-seat:iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch
likeafieldmouse: Tilda Swinton - The Maybe (2013) “A gentle refusal of explanation and the element of surprise is integral to the piece. There is no schedule for the random appearances, no artist’s or museum statement besides the simple label on
i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch
thighhighs: You’ve probably never heard of Jackie Ormes and that’s a goddamn tragedy. But it’s not surprising—there is no “Jackie Ormes Omnibus" available on Amazon.com, no “Collected Patty-Jo ‘n’ Ginger,“ no “Essential Torchy
